Top 10 Fetish
I am not a huge fetish guy. I mean — I love fetishes and fetish sites, but I don’t have many fetishes of my own. I guess my real big fetish would be that I like to tape an empty Parkay tub around my nut sack when I pleasure the tailpipe of my 1982 Volkswagen Scirocco — but other than that, I have zilch.
But I know you off-the-beaten-path motherfuckers are lurking out there, bless your souls. So I have compiled a list of what I believe to be the top 10 fetish sites that I have come across. If you have a better one (or more), leave a comment and I will check it out. Or keep it to yourself, you stingy fuck.
And away we blow:
10 Service Whores
Hmmm…are service whores like service dogs? Can I get one of these whores and make her walk around on a leash, get special treatment and get better parking? I am sure as hell going to get one and give it a try. I’ll let you know how it shakes out.
There are WAY more very, very good fetish-type sites than there are very, very good sites of all other genres. I believe that’s because fetish lovers are extremely passionate and particular about what makes their spheres bubble, so the makers of the sites are forced to do it well or perish.
Service Whores is fucking fantastic, and could probably have been rated even higher. The fetish? Female degradation. Bathroom fucks, gagging, fish hooks, choking, slapping — you know, the usual. And the best part about the site is that a lot of the chicks are snotty, sorority-looking chicks, so you know it pains them to be hurting for money so badly that they have to stoop to this.
9 Midget Cum
I understand that midget fetishes are not the most common in the world, but God dammit, how can you truly have a top 10 fetish list and not include the little people? What kind of insensitive prick would I be if I did that? Well, luckily you don’t have to answer that — because I got your midgets right here, pal!
Baby Gangster is the star of the site, and what a bright star he is. The little black feller with the big dong fucks chicks of all sizes, shapes and colors — literally. And that little bastard can bring it, too. But fear not — Lady Gangster, Baby Gangster’s real life wife, is also on the site, fucking regular sized dudes and midgets alike.
I can’t believe I just endorsed a husband and wife by the name of Baby and Lady Gangster.
8 Kelly’s Foot Fetish
Have you ever tried to beat off with your own feet? It’s fucking hard, man…but if you stick with it, and get creative, you can make it happen.
Kelly is one of my favorite amateur/reality/house wife site ladies ever. And I mean EVER. I have cum to Kelly more times than I have to my actual wife. She has a non-fetish site, but we’re not concerned with that right now. We want to talk about her foot fetish site, appropriately named Kelly’s Foot Fetish. It’s most likely the very best amateur foot fetish site in existence.
Kelly is a gorgeous, gal-next-door. Very hot, but not overdone. And she has gorgeous feet. Her site consists of video after video of her engaged in extremely erotic foot play with her hubby, as well as many other amateur chick playing footsie with each other, themselves, other guys — it’s a fucking free-for-all!!
Extremely well done amateur foot fetish stuff here, folks. She’s the only true amateur on the list, and she’s earned it!
7 Slap That Butt
Violence is pretty much the key to good sex. Not brutal violence, mind you. Just good, old fashioned smacks, spanks, busted lips and a bruise here and there. I use a fly swatter like a riding crop on my own ass every time I beat off. It makes me cum 10 times harder.
This is a pro spank site. The chicks getting their rumps blistered are hot as shit — but in a chick-next-door way, and not in that cheesy, over-the-top, too good to be true, porn star way. And while there is definitely a good deal of fucking going on, the main focus is on the ass-reddening smacks delivered by the guys.
Did I say guys? Many are, in fact, guys. But the great thing about this site is that there is a ton of girl-on-girl spanking videos as well. There are few things on this Earth hotter than watching a 9 and a half wind up and unload on the perfect ass of a 10.
6 Ultimate Surrender
Now we’re getting into the darker part of the woods. BDSM competitive female sexual wrestling. You say, “What the fuck?” I say “Where’s the lube?”
I had never once contemplated beating off to 2 chicks rolling around on a wrestling mat until I ran across this site. Now I can’t imagine how I got my nuts without it. As you probably are, I was skeptical at first. But this is NOT a joke. It’s not staged either. The chicks are real, and they really do wrestle and try to actually beat each other. Then they fuck. To the victor goes the vagina.
Do yourself a huge favor and don’t dismiss this fetish before giving it a chance. I would have, if I was not in the business of having to watch it. And I would have missed out on a whole new level of cumtastic crank material!
5 Device Bondage
Mark my words on this — if you are into bondage using different torture devices, clamps, restraints, etc. — there is NO better site in the history of the world than this one. None. And I doubt there ever will be.
The reason is that it’s so fucking true to the genre. This is not some fancy Hollywood set with fake chains and shit like that. Go look at the sets — they’re fucking scary places. And the devices are extremely creative, and often times historically accurate. We’re not talking handcuffs and ropes. We’re talking real, live, genuine sexual torture. There will be pain — lots of pain — but then there will be pleasure.
An extremely well done site. One of the best.
4 Alt.com
If I could meet a chick with a tattoo of a falcon on her back, her left nipple pierced and an affinity for getting butt fucked in the produce department of a Kroger’s store — I’d marry that bitch in a heartbeat.
This site is not so much an actual porn site — it’s even better. You see, with a good fetish porn site you can find good stuff to whack off to. Here’ you can find an actual freaky chick that wants to fuck you. It’s the largest fetish-type personals site in the world. If you have a kinky fetish, I guarantee you there’s a chick out there that is willing to fulfill it. You just have to find her. Alt.com is the place to make that shit happen.
Dude — there are over 2.4 million members here. You’ll get laid if you want to.
3 Burning Angel
Burning fucking Angel, man. God damn I LOVE this fucking site. I was this fucking close to making this the #1 fetish site, but I think the top 2 are so unique and so fucking wild that I had to let this one slip to #3. Suffice it to say, however, that it’s definitely top rank material.
Tattooed chick with piercings make my dick harder than any other thing on the Earth (with the exception of cotton candy). That’s what we have here at Burning Angel — lots of “alternative” chicks. They are hot as fuck and crazier than a shithouse rat. Look at it this way — if a chick is willing to get a fucking ring shoved through her clit, she’s up for making some crazy ass porn movies…right?
In addition to the porn, they have interviews, blogs, famous people — all kinds of shit to fuck around with between whackings. Hey — your cock has to catch it’s breath sometime, and hanging out on this site while it does sure beats watching reruns of The Office.
2 Fucking Machines
We’re getting down to the top 2 fetish sites. Do you realize what that means? That means that these next 2 sites are so wildly fucked up that they are better than all of the other wildly fucked up sites out there! Astonishing.
When I first heard about this site years ago, I thought it was a gimmick. I thought it was a silly flash in the pan. After all, I thought, chicks don’t REALLY get off on machines!
I’ve never have been more wrong about anything in my life.
The chicks on this site have stronger, longer and more realistic orgasms than chicks on pretty much any other site on the internet. That’s because they are getting hammered — and I do mean HAMMERED — by fucking power tools. A human dude can only fuck so hard and for so long before his weiner gets fleshy again. A dildo power by a 100 horsepower piston box never tires, never goes soft and always makes his bitch cum. Always.
Don’t be frightened away by the thought of a chick getting fucked by a bucket of bolts. I was leery initially, but now I spend more time on this site than almost any other. My “thing” is watching a chick get herself a hard cum, and there’s no better place to see a hard cum than here. I promise you that.
1 The Training of O
This is the most unique, most realistic and scariest fetish site that I have ever seen. Ever. It is so well done and so fucking real that there was no way I wasn’t going to make it the #1 fetish site online.
The basic idea is that we get to meet a chick before she goes into her “training,” and then watch as the “master” breaks her down over a series of days, then see her at the end of her “adventure.” That’s it in words — but the videos and pictures tell a much darker, more exciting and extremely erotic tale that no words can ever describe.
As I said, there is nothing else like this on the internet anywhere. There may be knock offs or imitators, but I can promise you that they ain’t sniffing what these guys have going on here. It’s beyond stellar.
There you have it. I’m going to fetch the ball gag, a gallon of butter and a chihuahua, and get this spank show on the road! Puss be with you!
Top 10 Fetish
I am not a huge fetish guy. I mean — I love fetishes and fetish sites, but I don’t have many fetishes of my own. I guess my real big fetish would be that I like to tape an empty Parkay tub around my nut sack when I pleasure the tailpipe of my 1982 Volkswagen Scirocco — but other than that, I have zilch.
But I know you off-the-beaten-path motherfuckers are lurking out there, bless your souls. So I have compiled a list of what I believe to be the top 10 fetish sites that I have come across. If you have a better one (or more), leave a comment and I will check it out. Or keep it to yourself, you stingy fuck.
And away we blow:
10 Service Whores
I reckon she's worth the five hundy
Hmmm…are service whores like service dogs? Can I get one of these whores and make her walk around on a leash, get special treatment and get better parking? I am sure as hell going to get one and give it a try. I’ll let you know how it shakes out.
There are WAY more very, very good fetish-type sites than there are very, very good sites of all other genres. I believe that’s because fetish lovers are extremely passionate and particular about what makes their spheres bubble, so the makers of the sites are forced to do it well or perish.
Service Whores is fucking fantastic, and could probably have been rated even higher. The fetish? Female degradation. Bathroom fucks, gagging, fish hooks, choking, slapping — you know, the usual. And the best part about the site is that a lot of the chicks are snotty, sorority-looking chicks, so you know it pains them to be hurting for money so badly that they have to stoop to this.
9 Midget Cum
Midget Cum Sample Photo
I understand that midget fetishes are not the most common in the world, but God dammit, how can you truly have a top 10 fetish list and not include the little people? What kind of insensitive prick would I be if I did that? Well, luckily you don’t have to answer that — because I got your midgets right here, pal!
Baby Gangster is the star of the site, and what a bright star he is. The little black feller with the big dong fucks chicks of all sizes, shapes and colors — literally. And that little bastard can bring it, too. But fear not — Lady Gangster, Baby Gangster’s real life wife, is also on the site, fucking regular sized dudes and midgets alike.
I can’t believe I just endorsed a husband and wife by the name of Baby and Lady Gangster.
8 Kelly’s Foot Fetish
Have you ever tried to beat off with your own feet? It’s fucking hard, man…but if you stick with it, and get creative, you can make it happen.
Kelly is one of my favorite amateur/reality/house wife site ladies ever. And I mean EVER. I have cum to Kelly more times than I have to my actual wife. She has a non-fetish site, but we’re not concerned with that right now. We want to talk about her foot fetish site, appropriately named Kelly’s Foot Fetish. It’s most likely the very best amateur foot fetish site in existence.
Kelly is a gorgeous, gal-next-door. Very hot, but not overdone. And she has gorgeous feet. Her site consists of video after video of her engaged in extremely erotic foot play with her hubby, as well as many other amateur chick playing footsie with each other, themselves, other guys — it’s a fucking free-for-all!!
Extremely well done amateur foot fetish stuff here, folks. She’s the only true amateur on the list, and she’s earned it!
7 Slap That Butt
deserving
Violence is pretty much the key to good sex. Not brutal violence, mind you. Just good, old fashioned smacks, spanks, busted lips and a bruise here and there. I use a fly swatter like a riding crop on my own ass every time I beat off. It makes me cum 10 times harder.
This is a pro spank site. The chicks getting their rumps blistered are hot as shit — but in a chick-next-door way, and not in that cheesy, over-the-top, too good to be true, porn star way. And while there is definitely a good deal of fucking going on, the main focus is on the ass-reddening smacks delivered by the guys.
Did I say guys? Many are, in fact, guys. But the great thing about this site is that there is a ton of girl-on-girl spanking videos as well. There are few things on this Earth hotter than watching a 9 and a half wind up and unload on the perfect ass of a 10.
6 Ultimate Surrender
Lucha Mercado Libre
Now we’re getting into the darker part of the woods. BDSM competitive female sexual wrestling. You say, “What the fuck?” I say “Where’s the lube?”
I had never once contemplated beating off to 2 chicks rolling around on a wrestling mat until I ran across this site. Now I can’t imagine how I got my nuts without it. As you probably are, I was skeptical at first. But this is NOT a joke. It’s not staged either. The chicks are real, and they really do wrestle and try to actually beat each other. Then they fuck. To the victor goes the vagina.
Do yourself a huge favor and don’t dismiss this fetish before giving it a chance. I would have, if I was not in the business of having to watch it. And I would have missed out on a whole new level of cumtastic crank material!
5 Device Bondage
Mark my words on this — if you are into bondage using different torture devices, clamps, restraints, etc. — there is NO better site in the history of the world than this one. None. And I doubt there ever will be.
The reason is that it’s so fucking true to the genre. This is not some fancy Hollywood set with fake chains and shit like that. Go look at the sets — they’re fucking scary places. And the devices are extremely creative, and often times historically accurate. We’re not talking handcuffs and ropes. We’re talking real, live, genuine sexual torture. There will be pain — lots of pain — but then there will be pleasure.
An extremely well done site. One of the best.
4 Alt.com
What?
If I could meet a chick with a tattoo of a falcon on her back, her left nipple pierced and an affinity for getting butt fucked in the produce department of a Kroger’s store — I’d marry that bitch in a heartbeat.
This site is not so much an actual porn site — it’s even better. You see, with a good fetish porn site you can find good stuff to whack off to. Here’ you can find an actual freaky chick that wants to fuck you. It’s the largest fetish-type personals site in the world. If you have a kinky fetish, I guarantee you there’s a chick out there that is willing to fulfill it. You just have to find her. Alt.com is the place to make that shit happen.
Dude — there are over 2.4 million members here. You’ll get laid if you want to.
3 Burning Angel
God I love hot tattooed chicks
Burning fucking Angel, man. God damn I LOVE this fucking site. I was this fucking close to making this the #1 fetish site, but I think the top 2 are so unique and so fucking wild that I had to let this one slip to #3. Suffice it to say, however, that it’s definitely top rank material.
Tattooed chick with piercings make my dick harder than any other thing on the Earth (with the exception of cotton candy). That’s what we have here at Burning Angel — lots of “alternative” chicks. They are hot as fuck and crazier than a shithouse rat. Look at it this way — if a chick is willing to get a fucking ring shoved through her clit, she’s up for making some crazy ass porn movies…right?
In addition to the porn, they have interviews, blogs, famous people — all kinds of shit to fuck around with between whackings. Hey — your cock has to catch it’s breath sometime, and hanging out on this site while it does sure beats watching reruns of The Office.
2 Fucking Machines
good gravy
We’re getting down to the top 2 fetish sites. Do you realize what that means? That means that these next 2 sites are so wildly fucked up that they are better than all of the other wildly fucked up sites out there! Astonishing.
When I first heard about this site years ago, I thought it was a gimmick. I thought it was a silly flash in the pan. After all, I thought, chicks don’t REALLY get off on machines!
I’ve never have been more wrong about anything in my life.
The chicks on this site have stronger, longer and more realistic orgasms than chicks on pretty much any other site on the internet. That’s because they are getting hammered — and I do mean HAMMERED — by fucking power tools. A human dude can only fuck so hard and for so long before his weiner gets fleshy again. A dildo power by a 100 horsepower piston box never tires, never goes soft and always makes his bitch cum. Always.
Don’t be frightened away by the thought of a chick getting fucked by a bucket of bolts. I was leery initially, but now I spend more time on this site than almost any other. My “thing” is watching a chick get herself a hard cum, and there’s no better place to see a hard cum than here. I promise you that.
1 The Training of O
This is the most unique, most realistic and scariest fetish site that I have ever seen. Ever. It is so well done and so fucking real that there was no way I wasn’t going to make it the #1 fetish site online.
The basic idea is that we get to meet a chick before she goes into her “training,” and then watch as the “master” breaks her down over a series of days, then see her at the end of her “adventure.” That’s it in words — but the videos and pictures tell a much darker, more exciting and extremely erotic tale that no words can ever describe.
As I said, there is nothing else like this on the internet anywhere. There may be knock offs or imitators, but I can promise you that they ain’t sniffing what these guys have going on here. It’s beyond stellar.
There you have it. I’m going to fetch the ball gag, a gallon of butter and a chihuahua, and get this spank show on the road! Puss be with you!
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