Our Review: Fuck My Melons
This is a VERY original site. This site features a farmer, Ed
Johnson, who has a nice watermelon farm and he video tapes himself
fucking the melons, and offers to let anyone else who comes
along fuck them for a nominal fee. ONLY KIDDING! It is a titty
fucking site, silly goose. We had you for a minute there...admit
it! We sure love us a good titty
fuck! We are not sure what is in it for the lady, nor do we
care. It seems that more and more the titty fuck is a rare
treat, at home AND on the net. This lost art is prominently
featured here with well endowed, GORGEOUS women. The two most
important things about the titty fuck are the woman's breasts
(of course) and her face. She has to be attractive to you,
or it will not work as well. If you are just normally fucking
her, you can always doggy her up and not worry about her mug,
but you can't do that with titty fucking. So get a hot chick
the next time it is on your agenda!
That is pretty much all they have here. The
hottest in our mind was Sandy. No wait! It was Eufrat, the
hot foreign babe. Actually, now that we think about it, it
was probably Tina, with her giant melons. That’s it...Stacy.
Oh wait, we said Tina before, didn't we? Awww shit...there
are WAYYYY too many hot chicks here to pick a favorite. Go
to the site and check out their thumbnails. This site has
some AWESOME talent!
And they are not an equal opportunity tit
site, meaning that we saw NO girls with smaller tits. That
is great here, since it is much harder to work that in a titty
fucking site. We have always fawned over small tits, but we
are VERY pleased with the tit selection that they have here.
The videos were all really good as well.
Good quality and great action. In case you were wondering,
they also fuck the pussy as well --sometimes even the ass.
Each girl gets her tits fucked, that is for sure. Most of
them also get them jizzed on. But they all are full service
girls, so there is a LOT of action in each video.
The membership fee to join this slice of
tit heaven is $1.00 for a three-day trial (unbeatable) and
$29.92 for a month. The hidden gem in the monthly membership
is that you also get EIGHT additional sites with original
videos and nice, hot chicks (a wide variety of genres there).A
great deal in our minds due to the original content and very
hot talent!
A very, very nice tit site. We think it may
be our favorite site to date that features titty fucking!
9.5 out of 10.
Visit the site: www.fuckmymelons.com
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