Our Review: Fucking Machines
Fucking Machines is one of the most popular
adult websites in the world and it has been for years; in our
experience, a greater number of people who join Fucking Machines
renew their memberships than any other site. That's a testament
to how well the folks at Cybernet Entertainment, the makers
of Fucking Machines and about a half-dozen similar sites, know
their audience. Here's what Cybernet
understands that most other porn companies don't: men love
to watch women have orgasms, even if we're not the ones providing
them. Sure, there are some guys out there who just want their
porn women to be semen receptacles and vessels for letting
out pent-up aggression, but I think they're the minority.
Nothing's hotter than watching a sexy woman transform into
a screaming, convulsing animal, unable to acknowledge anything
around her but pleasure so intense it's unbearable.
It's the business of the so-called Fucking
Machines -- dozens of industrial-strength contraptions, replete
with pullies, gears, pumps, and assorted high-performance
gadgetry -- to use their considerable horsepower and RPMs
to turn women into quivering piles of orgasmic flesh, gasping
for air and begging for more. And do they ever succeed.
If you've never seen a Fucking Machines movie
before, let me be clear: the most strapping, well-hung, long-lasting
studs on the face of the earth couldn't begin to pleasure
women as thoroughly and repeatedly as the Fucking Machines.
After all, they're *machines* -- they don't get tired, soft,
bored, freaked-out when a condom breaks or hungry for a sandwich
afterwards. Every Fucking Machines movie ends in pretty much
the same way -- when the woman is just too tired to go on,
her body ravaged and still shaking from literally dozens of
orgasms.
Speaking of the movies, here's another great
thing about Fucking Machines: they movies are long (about
35-40 minutes each), and subscribers have access to thousands
of them. Seriously -- the updates go all the way back to 2002
and seem to never end, and one person could never watch them
all.
I've always been surprised that there have
never been any significant knockoffs of Fucking Machines,
because the idea of using supercharged vibrators and tireless
penetration machines to satisfy women is obviously an enormous
success. But then again, perhaps it's the ultimate compliment
to Fucking Machines that an entire industry hasn't even bothered,
knowing full well that Fucking Machines will never be beaten
at its own game.
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