Our Review: Got Pornstars
"Like Milk, Got Porn Stars is good
for the bone! We wish we could take
credit for that logo, but we must admit, it was on the site
when we got there. We were hooked, not only on that endorsement,
but on the amount of hot stars that they featured on the front
page of the site, including, but not limited to, Gina Lynn,
Devon, Alyssa Lovelace and Alexis Malone.
We also loved their concern with our nutrition,
as they advised us to, "Drop the damn ab roller and put
yourself on the one and only, high energy, high protein, not
fat, Got Porn Stars diet and in only a few short minutes,
you'll se the difference. Immediately your blood will start
flowing, you'll notice your muscle getting harder and harder,
and damn it, you'll be in a better mood. You can get all of
this for just pennies a day!" How could we say no?
When we went inside, we loved what we found
just as much as we loved the outside. They offer a great collection
of high quality videos dedicated to the stars of the business.
We were like a kid in a candy store! Brianna Banks, Carmen
Luvana, Silvia...where the fuck do we begin?!?!?!
We started with The Best of Jill Kelly. Why?
Hell, we don't know. They are all so hot...we just picked
one. If you do not already know, Jill Kelly is a super-star.
Tall blonde, big tits, perfect everything...hard to top. Keep
in mind that these are real professionals, so you do have
to put up with the elaborate sets and the poor acting. But
the same thing that makes it bad-- them being stars--is the
same thing that makes it oh so good. They know what they are
doing. Jill Kelly is so damn hot she could be shoveling manure
and we would like it. Fortunately, however, she is not doing
so in this movie. She is taking dicks and licks from all angles
and she has definitely mastered her profession.
We also love, love, love Brianna Banks. There
is no better in the business. Maybe you could make an argument
for "just as good," but not better. Brianna has
done literally thousands of scenes over the years, ranging
from Fuck Pigs #3 to Pearl Jammed to Nuttin' Hunnies. The
compilation offered on Got Pornstars is a pot luck of some
of her best scenes. We will let you pick your favorite.
Very, very nice collection of porn stars
and their best scenes. For $24.95 per month, added to the
fact that you get access to 50 or so other sites with that
fee, we cannot thing of a better way to spend our money. Hell,
according to the makers of the site, you may even get in shape
this way. We can't afford NOT to try it!
9 out of 10
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