Our Review: Holy Pornstars
Holy fucking porn stars, Batman! No seriously
-- Holy Pornstars. That is the name of the site -- not just
a phrase we are using to sound like Robin. Why would we want
to sound like that little freak? What do you guys take us
for?
Ok -- so we can see the holy thing -- we
have always held these girls in deity-like regard. We are
not sure if the general public agrees that these girls are
goddesses, but you do, don't you, you blasphemer! Don't worry
-- here at Porny Little Devil, good is bad and bad is good.
Which also means that devilish is holy and good girls finish
dead fucking last! That means that a site like this plays
right into our evil little hands!
This is not just a "porn star"
site -- is is a mega-porn star site! Not only is the site
big, the stars themselves are bigger than life! Brianna Banks
has movies here. For the record -- and for our money --Brianna
is probably the hottest girl ever. Take all 400 billion girls
or however many there have been in time -- then take Brianna.
You can have the field -- we'll take our girl Brianna.
But it is not just her -- how about Asia
Carrera, Devon (the yelper!!), Sky Lopez, Amber Michaels,
some girl named Jenna Jameson (ever hear of her?) -- this
site has all of the big names. We even saw some of the classic
names here -- which we will leave as a secret little treat
for you. Of course since these are professionally done, they
are all the highest quality of video available. Best girls
and the best video --not too bad.
They also have one of the best deals on the
internet. When you join this site you also get access to an
additional 60 sites! Not to damn bad, huh? And we know that
normally this would be at least a forty dollars a month deal,
but they let you get it for $29.92 per month. That is less
than $0.50 per month, per site. One of the biggest and best
deals that we have found so far on the web.
Hundreds of incredibly hot chicks taking
hundreds of cumshots to the face and various other body parts.
Hundreds of hours of videos and thousands of pics. You will
not run out -- especially when you take into account the other
sites included.
8.5 out of 10.
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