Our Review: I Spy Camel Toe
Girls are stupid, at least these girls anyway. Exactly how many
dim bulbs out there will fall for something as inanely random
as entry into a “camel toe” contest? The pricks at IspyCamelToe.com
have apparently found several. Why not just ask these silly
sluts to come over, show their mushy mound of poon, have sex,
get paid and leave? Seems like a winner to me. But no, we have
to sit and believe our Camel Toe guys have some magical seduction
ability, or are masters of trickery. The
whole concept of tricking strawberries in front of the grocery
store into sex has “jumped the shark”.
I take that back. Fonzie was awesome and
jumping a bad-ass motorcycle over a tank of killer sharks
took gigantic balls. I envy Fonzie, his tricked out jumping
bike, and his lemon-sized testicles.
The whole concept of tricking strawberries
in front of the grocery store into sex has become so “Rudy
got her period”.
Don’t get me wrong, I very much like the
fucking and meat curtain display on IspyCamelToe.com. The
reality portion of the site needs tweaking though.
Speaking of the fucking, most of the girls
here are entirely fresh and, seemingly at least, really enjoy
the sex. The orgasmic quivering is genuine and the positioning
is creative. One girl in particular, Chanel, is a super star
in the making. Her reverse wheel barrow scene, followed up
by a little manual bean flicking while taking a man rod missionary
style shows nothing but sincerity.
IspyCamelToe.com is definitely worth the
$4.95 trial price. Beyond that you ask? That’s up to you.
By the way, Rudy Huxtable has grown
up to be a crazy hot piece of ass. The onset of her menstruation
cycle may have ruined a good show but it worked out for her
in the long run.
7.5 out of 10
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