Our Review: Kandy Valentine
Well, before we get started we can almost definitely say that
"Kandy" gets our vote for one of the worst porn names
on the internet. Sorry, Kandy, but you really set yourself up
for that when you picked that name. Aside from that, Kandy is
cute and "doll-like" as we are sure that she is trying
to be. But is her site a good place for porn? Um...not the best,
but we guess not the worst either. In
case you could not guess from the name of the site alone (we
are not sure if we can do that just because this is what we
do for a living or because it is that obvious), Kandy Valentine
is another one-girl site that teases the members with talk,
dildo play and faux lesbian action, but in the end leaves
us wanting a good hard fucking to see -- and never getting
it. This one, however, is even more annoying because they
put her supposed journal entries on the front page and they
are all obviously "canned" entries such as "I
was in the shower at the gym today and I didn't see anyone
looking so I played with myself right there! “Wow! You did?
We have news for you Kandy -- this is the porn business. Chicks
play with themselves in the fucking subway with hundreds of
people standing right next to them. They also get fucked a
lot on film. These are the kinds of things that you are going
to need to do to become a star!
Ok, so we are being a little hard on Kandy.
How about some good shit from her site. First of all, Kandy
looks delicious. She is an 18 year old girl with brunette
hair and absolutely PERFECT tits (34C). She is5'6" and
weighs a scant 109, a skinny girl, but we loved her body.
She looks like the daughter of that friend of yours that you
want to fuck so bad every time you see her and you are dying
to try but you know that your buddy will kill you...you know,
THAT one! SO her looks are not a problem at all.
Her site is also laid out nicely and the
videos are of great quality. The videos are, of course, all-original,
which is always a bonus to us. One thing that perplexed us
was the computerized "pasties" that were put over
her nipples and snatch in the pictures on the opening page.
What the hell is that? There is a video loop constantly playing
on the top of the page where she pulls out her tits and it
goes slo-mo as they flop out of her little shirt. Is that
not obscene too? How about the uncensored picture of her tits
immediately to the left of one of the censored pictures??
The membership fee to join is $4.95 for a
three day trial and $29.96 for a month. We are thinking that
you should try the three day deal first, to see if it is for
you. Who know -- maybe you will fall in love with Kandy and
won’t be able to see her go. We can easily see how it could
happen with a cute piece of ass like her. We know that if
we could take her perfect tits home with us we certainly would!
Ok, well to give her credit, Kandy ahs a
lot of videos and pictures, She is cute and there is not a
damn thing wrong with watching her play. We just don’t think
her site is our favorite.
5 out of 10.
Visit the site: www.kandyvalentine.com
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