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Here is what we want to know, Kelly...what
does the "E" stand for? Is it excitement? Or maybe
excellent! How about erotic? All of them fit, we just don't
know which one it is that she wants to go by. Either way,
Kelly E is ok by me (what a fucking stupid rhyme, huh?)!
Ok, ok...the truth is the E stands for Erikson,
which is her name. Kelly E would probably most be likened
to Pam Anderson, if we had to make a comparison (and we do,
since that is our job). She is a platinum blonde with cartoonishly
large and round boobs (34DD and all plastic!) and a flat stomach
that you could wash your clothes on. She even has an arm band
tattoo like Pam Anderson (coincidence?...). She is definitely
made for porn, with the body and the makeup and the whole
nine yards. This is not to say that we would throw her out
of bed for eating crackers. She is a great piece of ass!
Kelly has multiple photos on her site. The
thing we liked about her photo shoots is that, while they
are very high quality and very well done, they do not look
too professional, which is a good thing. When the pictures
start looking too professional, they lose their personality
and begin to look like the models are not even real. Kelly
(or whomever has taken her picture these hundreds of times)
has done a great job at "keeping it real."
Her video section starts out with a big bang,
with a video of her getting pummeled by her man. He starts
out by eating her pussy and ass from behind, and then delves
in to the fucking. We love watching Kelly get fucked, as she
is seems to really enjoy it, as opposed to obviously acting.
She is a sheet grabber and a yelper. We get some nice doggie
action until he shoots a huge load all over her huge tits.
Most of the rest of her videos are solo jobs,
with many dildo and bathtub scenes. All of them are nice,
but the kind of run together as far as content. One other
video on her site that we really liked, but was not a solo,
was a video of her getting fucked by her man while none other
than Rachel Aziani (see our
review...a GREAT star) masturbates nearby. This video is sexy
in so many ways it is hard to count them all. We fucking LOVED
the way that Kelly grabbed Rachel's leg out of sheer necessity
because she was getting fucked so hard by her man she needed
to hold onto something, and Rachel was right there with a
big dildo plunging in and out of her beautiful snapper. Before
it is all over, Kelly flips around and gets punished missionary
style. Then, she spins back around to doggie, hovering over
Rachel and groping at her tits. Rachel now has a dlido and
a vibe, and they all three cum together. HOT AS HELL!!!
Just like our darling Rachel Aziani, Kelly
E is a member of the Twisted Pass
group, which means that you get all of their 20 or so sites
for the monthly fee of $24.95 per month. This seems like a
good deal even if you have not heard of the Twisted Pass sites.
If you know about heir track record then you are CERTAIN that
you are getting a good deal with this site.
Kelly is exactly what you would think a porn
star would look like, but she differs in that her videos and
pictures seem more down to earth. Very nice pics and vids,
with a nice looking gal.
8.5 out of 10.
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