Our Review: Milf Munchers
MILFs! We love 'em! We have said it before
and we'll say it again and again...we put MILFs up against
any teen in the pure fucking department. We aren't alone,
and with the mainstreaming of the word "MILF" by
the American Pie movies, more and more people are checking
out this phenomenon. Therefore, when you make a MILF site,
it has to be good in order to rise above all of the posers
out there.
MILF Munchers (nice name if nothing else)
promises hundreds of videos and sex scenes and thousands of
pictures. They do have lots of videos, but quite frankly we
could not tell exactly how many because of the poor way that
they were organized. They are each broken down into thumbnails,
which is nice, we admit. That way you can jump right to a
certain scene that looks naughty based on the thumbnail image.
The problem with this, though, is that they only have one
video per page, so you have to go from page to page, letting
all of the thumbnails load before being able to move to the
next page. They also have no way to jump amongst the pages
rather than just go up from #1. This is very time consuming
and burdensome.
The videos themselves are hit or miss. They
either have some fat, old hag that you would not fuck with
a stolen dick, or some really young, hot lady who claims to
be a mother, and may very well be...but that is not what we
are necessarily looking for with a MILF site. We think that
too many MILF sites try to get young, super hot chicks. This
is a valiant effort, but we might as well be watching a teen
video as opposed to a MILF video when they do that. Don't
blur the line, dudes!!
For example, we found a video posted here
on December 22, 2005. It features a very cute young lady who
claims to have three children (we do not doubt her...it is
obvious that she fucks, and that is what leads to children!).
The problem is that she is so young and cute that the MILF
fantasy goes right out the window. By all means, watch her
video...it is sexy as shit. Her Southern accent is a killer
one...makes your dick as hard as a rock. It just doesn't satisfy
us if we are in the MILF mood! Same thing with the video posted
on December 2, 2005. This chick is even hotter than the other,
but again, not in the MILF mode. She is a good little fuck,
though!
What we were looking for is exactly what
we found on the video posted October 28, 2005. This blonde
MILF is not too young as to be on a teen site, but also not
too old as to be on a granny site (nor too fat so that she
belongs on a fatty site). She is a sexy blonde "mom,"
who fucks like a champ. She works the reverse cowgirl like
she invented it. SHE takes control of the situation, as a
good MILF should!
The site itself costs $39.99 per month, with
an offer of a three-day trial membership for $2.95. Besides
the videos, there are thousands of pictures, E-zines featuring
how-to-please-your-lady articles (perfect for a MILF site
in our opinion), games, personal ads and a sex toy store.
We went hot and cold and back to hot with
this site. It has a lot of good videos, but many are a little
off the mark as far as the category goes. We also thought
they needed to find a better way to organize them.
6.5 out of 10
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