PLD’S TOP TEN DEFINITIVE MILF SITES
Top Ten Solo MILF Sites
My very first dong-wrestle to a MILF site was not a website at all – it was watching my buddy’s mom change her bra as I hid in her closet. Coincidentally, I had crawled in there to find some panties to jerk off on in the first place — and then was handed a gift from the God’s of self-love when she walked in and plopped her fat titties out. She wasn’t hot – she kind of looked like a heavy-set Don Knotts. But I was 12, and they were bare tits. I came.
Things have come a long way since I came out of the closet (damn – probably should’ve used a different phrase there). When I first got access to the internet, I would wait a minimum of eleven minutes for my dial-up connection to contact Prodigy and download half a picture of one of Samantha Fox’s tits. Now, you can see anyone fuck anyone’s mom anytime you want. In fact, I accidentally just jerked off to my own mom on a website. I had no idea her tits were that perfect. Good work, Pops!
Here are THE 10 best Solo MILF sites on the internet. How do I know that? Because this is the only list of the Top 10 Solo MILF sites in existence in the entire world – so it has to be true.
Chloe. Germans like her
I have a litmus test of sorts to determine if a set of tits is fuckable. Sure, you could fuck any set of tits, but you only get the proper amount of enjoyment if they are of a certain size, or larger. Have a big-tittied chick get on top of your cock and start riding you. Then whip out a flashlight and hold it up to her tit. If her titty veins are numerous enough to resemble a road map of Chicago, lay her down and fuck those floppers.
Chloe Vevrier (pronounced “gargantuan breasts”) passes this test. Well, at least I’m pretty sure she does – she won’t answer my emails asking her to let me shine a flashlight through her titty. Go figure. But hers are so big that I really don’t need the test. I mean – who wouldn’t snug their meat pole between EE tits? No one – that’s who.
Unfortunately for my cock skin’s sake, she pretty much sticks to women on her film. Of course, in the end I win because I love to watch big tittied women get it on together even more than I love titty fucking floppers. And her video partners aren’t just also-rans – we’re talking the likes of Rocki Roads and Danni Ashe — big time bitches!
She also offers her goods a lot cheaper than most at $29.95 – for THREE months (which is what one month costs at most sites). If you only want one month, it’s $20 – but know that these tits are too big to fit into just one month. And since she’s a legend and she’s been in the business forever, there’s lots and lots of high class material
If you’re a tit man, and you like your Ms with an ILF chaser, check out Chloe.
Baby you're a star
Who says the U.K is all bad teeth and bland food? Not me – I’d fuck the shit out of that Elizabeth chick. No, not Hurley – the royal one. I’d also roger this Nikki Starr chick. And I probably could if I lived over there – she’s one of the most ferocious sluts I’ve ever seen. Of course, I’d have to get in line – she handles more meat than a butcher.
Nikki has just-above-average looks, but her insatiable appetite for balls makes up for any flaws in her appearance (of which there are few, mind you). She has big, natural tits and a pretty face. Actually, she looks fairly young for being a self-described MILF. You’ll be pleased to know that she also describes herself as a “slut first, then a model.” Makes you want to snatch her up and bring her home to Mom, huh?
Nikki does what a lot of solo lady sites don’t – anal. Actually, any hardcore is appreciated on solo sites. It’s much more prominent on MILF sites than on those young’uns sites. I guess the teeny bitches haven’t figured out that we perverts want to see them writhe in pain as a hearty meat-missile roughly skids in and out of of their butt opening. Silly girls.
I cannot stress enough what a slut this person is. Cock is a comfort food to her. She has videos of her cramming THREE dildos in her gaping poon, and still needing more to get her off. She regularly does movies with a bevy of dicks wagging about her head and stuffing her every hole.
I know you’re thinking, “If he’s listing this big of a slut all the way down at #9, this fucking list kicks some serious ass!” Your god damned right it does…
there is a black cock close by
Alexis is a god send for all of you HUGE tittied MILF lovers. Her tits are as big as watermelons, and she’s hot to boot. Very much in shape, pretty face and a wild side that would make the Devil blush.
She likes big black cocks in her ass, fucking in public and, presumably, pecan pie (because who DOESN’T like a hot slice of pecan pie?). And she promises that she doesn’t fake shit — a trait that I could fall in love with. If you join her site, you will get REAL sex. You will also get THREE updates every week. That’s a ton of updates for a solo site, fellers.
Oh — and she likes the pussy too. ‘Nuff said.
I used to think chicks over 40 were old. That was before my balls dropped. I know better now. I’ve fucked 40 year old chicks (I fucked a 73 year old once too, but I think she may have been dead, so I’m not counting her). You know what they say these days — 40 is the new “I want to fuck that bitch until my dick skin peels off like sheets of papyrus.”
Janet Exposed is what I’d call a very amateur site. Not in the sense that it is shabbily done. It’s actually well done – but you can tell some Hollywood studio hasn’t snatched it up and made it too flashy. This is Janet & Steve making a website. It’s raw — like the inside of your thighs get when you forget to grease up before getting naked and riding the 25 cent horse in front of K-Mart.
I’ll say this for Janet – she’s 41 years old, and if ANY of you have a lady-friend that is HALF as hot as Janet at age 41, go fuck her immediately. Janet’s stellar for any age – it’s amazing that she’s 41. She has huge fake cans, which are probably 25% of her 105 pound weight. And at 5′3” tall – that’s stacked.
This gal started doing this shit TEN years ago with a foot fetish site called Janet’s Foot Tease. Ten years is a long time. I read somewhere that if you laid every inch of dick she’s taken for the last ten years end to end, it’d go around the world twice. True story. But the point is, ten years is a long time to build up material – and she has done just that.
Feet aren’t her only fetish either. She also has a thing for big black dicks, but then again – who doesn’t, right? Oh – and she likes to teach young, college aged dudes how to fuck. And she does other ladies too. Damn – this chick’s all over the place. She’s more diverse than a San Francisco tea party. And to top it all off, her husband is a middle-aged white guy. Go figure.
If I weren’t so fucking lazy, I think I’d move her higher on the list – she’s very, very hot. But it turns out I’m lazy as fuck – so she’s a strong 7th place.
Nipple peek-a-boo
Nothing says, “I want me some of that pussy!” like putting the word “aunt” in the name of your porno site. Remember how your aunt would always come barreling in the house on Thanksgiving, with her big, delicious ass swaying to and fro, knocking what-nots off of your grandma’s knick-nack cabinet? Sure you do. You used to stare at that rump – and those swingin’ titties – and then go into the bathroom and jerk off with whatever you could find in the medicine cabinet that was slick (Preparation H, Cortisone, Vagisil – whatever it took).
Maybe not – maybe the rest of you had shitty aunts and this name is not that flattering. But like Smucker’s, with a name like Aunt Judy’s it has to be good — and it is. If you like very real, very amateur photos and videos of mature ladies and MILFs. No site on the interweb is more real – you can count on that.
Confession time – this site appearing on this list is admittedly a stretch. Not putting it at #6 – it’s a damn good MILF site. But it’s really not a “solo” MILF site – Aunt Judy is just the name of the site. There’s no 1 person named Aunt Judy that fields cocks all day on this site. But I ain’t doin’ a non-solo MILF top 10 site – so just pretend that every hot momma on the site is named Aunt Judy. Picky motherfuckers.
Be advised that this is not one of those sites that call themselves a MILF site, then puts on 25 year old hotties that may or may not have had a kid to barely qualify them as a MILF. This is really more of a mature site than a MILF site. And they’re doing everything right – they have the highest renewal rate of any mature site.
That’s because they don’t try to sugar coat shit. Real ladies submit material of themselves, you jerk off to it. Period. It’s possibly the biggest cache of amateur, mature porn on the entire internet – with at least 4 updates per week. And you can join for about 50 cents a day if you get a 90 day membership.
So grease up your fiddlin’ stick and check out some of Aunt Judy’s silver foxes.
She is quite shapely
Amber is apparently at home. That’s a good first step – now if the bitch would just stay in the kitchen where she belongs, then we’d be getting somewhere! Only kidding (sort of). I really am glad that she is at home, however, because that’s where her video camera is and she likes to use it while she gets pummeled – which is often.
Amber is probably in the top 3 hottest “real” MILFs on the internet. She’s a model-gorgeous, petite blonde with an ass you can bounce quarters off of. Her tits have more Ds than a rebellious step-son (32DDD-26-34). In all honesty, if you like stacked blondes, she’s flawless. I had to double check to make sure she qualified for the “MILF” list – and as shocking as it may be, she actually has a couple of kids. You certainly can’t tell by looking at her.
Her site doesn’t leave much to be desired either. Constant updates and unique scenarios (SCUBA fucking, anyone?) makes it very entertaining – although to be honest she’s so hot I could watch her take a 5 hour shit in a foxhole and still be aroused. And although that is not an option (I searched extensively for such a video – no such luck), you can get all of her videos for 3 days for $5 or $24.95 for a month.
And all of you that read my shit from time to time know that my major beef with solo sites is their lack of boner play. I hate when they just fuck around with pink dildos and hot tubs. Amber not only sucks pussy like a Dyson, she’s also a full-time cock-wrangler. Her beau Jay is constantly checking her oil with his trouser snake. Lucky prick.
Amber’s one of those gals that you have to see to believe – so go do that.
You know what’s strange? I’ve seen several sites out there where women shove a variety of objects into their cunts – wine bottles, cucumbers, gear shift knobs, cricket bats, dinner plates, volley balls, etc. — but I have yet to see a site where a guy goes around fucking weird shit, like watermelons, ski boots, spider webs, exhaust pipes, etc. What gives?
Alysha is one of those kinky sluts that like to wrap her pee-lips around whatever she can. She also likes to do, well…everything. This is one of the gamest sluts on the internet. If it’s sexual, she’ll do it. And she’s surprisingly hot, too. Tall, blonde, large breasted and thin.
But don’t be misguided – she doesn’t just sit around and stick things in her snatch all day. She likes to fuck men (and women) too – there’s a lot of good fucking and sucking to be found here. Lots of updates too (at least once weekly) and all for less than $25 per month – with a free month if you join for 90 days.
The reason that this site gets rated so high on the solo MILF site list is that she is as original as they come. That, and you can go to her Come Fuck Me section and get a chance for your cock to join the army of bottles, vegetables, sporting equipment, garden tools, audio visual devices and scrap booking implements that have been inside this freak’s snatch. Yeah – that’d get her in your top 5 too, huh?
sammy has the right idea
At first, I was hoping this site would feature Sammy Sosa, swinging his big, fat dick around, jerking off with a catcher’s mitt, jamming corked bats up his ass – you know, shit like that. It’s not – but it’s very good nonetheless.
This Sammy is built like a fire hydrant. With tits. A blonde fire hydrant with a big set of D cup titties. She’s 4′10”, 95 pounds – and a 32D chest. Picture that, fellas – it’s like a hot midget without the large head and Vienna sausage fingers. Maybe that wasn’t the most flattering image – but you get my point.
There’s a lot of hardcore here – both straight and bi. Sammy is proud of the fact that she loves taking it up the ass, and claims her fantasy is to one day fuck 3 guys at once. Uhhh…okay? What are you waiting for Sammy…volunteers? If so, you’re officially 1/3 of the way to your fantasy as of right this minute.
As you’d expect from such a rabid dick hound, Sammy fucks on camera often, so there are a lot of updates. She also has a bunch of extra shit – DVDs, additional site memberships, adult personals – all kinds of shit. And she only charges $24.95 per month. She’s cheaper, AND hotter, than your mom. I may switch brands.
Since I may have scared you a little with the sausage finger comment above – I’d honestly say that Sammy is probably the best looking chick of the entire 10 listed here. And this is not an overproduced, studio type site. It’s her in her home, living room, pool, etc. Real amateur shit here – but done really well.
outdoor is a turn on
Do you ever look at someone and think, “That person should be named [insert fitting name here]?” I do — and for some reason I’m thinking Candy here is really a Raven. Or at least she should be.
Why did I tell you that? Fuck if I know — but what you DO need to know is that Candy Samira is a hot piece of ass that will take a cock — or 3 — anywhere she is offered it. She loves dick as much as as Catholic priest.
She’s also foreign, which ratchets up the sexy scale for my cock. I like an exotic, foreign chick. I have no idea where she’s from — Germany perhaps? Doesn’t matter. She sounds different…and that’s hot.
cum eater
And finally, here she is – the reigning queen of women who’ve shat a screaming child out of their fuck-pockets – Wifey! Hooray!!! Wifey’s the most down to earth, biggest chested, blow job infatuated, longest running MILF in cyberspace. Get your darning stick out and ready for hot MILF action!
This MILF has been masturbated to more times than Cinemax. And the interesting thing is that there’s no gimmick, no surprises, no studio lights, no bullshit – Wifey is just your average, attractive housewife that loves to have sex with her husband (Hubby). Well, that is IF your average housewife has 34F tits. Yeah, I said F. As in Frank. Like, “Hey Frank, look at that hot chicks huge fucking tits.”
Wifey hates the corporate bullshit type of porn, where the actresses perform their way around a silly-sized cock, screaming like a banshee, and then not even appreciating the exciting cumshot that finishes it all off. I’m with you, Wifey. So, because of that, Wifey never acts. She never screams or makes noises unless they come out naturally. And most importantly of all, she never misses a drop of cum. I like to think of her as the Cal Ripken, Jr. of facials – she never sits one out.
And this one really qualifies as a one woman site – Wifey and Hubby are monogamous with each other. Of course, when you fuck more often than a rabbit with a Viagra I.V., then it’s easy not to stray. Of course, if you prefer some variety she has several girlfriends that post their videos on her site too.
The fact that they fuck a lot also means that they update their site a lot – and since this is their TENTH year running the site, that means a dick load of material for you and I. And it’s cheaper than any other site on this list at $19.95 per month. It’s probably the all-time best selling solo MILF site on the net – and it didn’t get that way on a fluke.
Get out the tub of grease and slick that dong up proper-like – you’ve got 10 all-star solo MILF sites to crank your way through tonight!
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