Our Review: Mr Chews Asian Beaver
Have you ever seen an Asian midget? Seriously, have you? I know
this has nothing to do with the site but an entire continent
without a single little person has to be devoid of all magic.
I mean, damn, no pots o’ gold at the end of the rainbow. No
Oz like wonderland. No Shire, nothing. Just regular old folks
walking around doing kung-fu and swinging those scary ass nun-chucks.
Good thing Asian broads like fucking
or I would just be pissed off at ¾ of the worlds population.
On to the site.
I wasn’t familiar with the site coming in.
Is the name a play on the “me love you long time” stereo type?
As in, “Mister chews my Asian beaver long time, you like to
chew my Asian beaver, mister?” Or is Mister Chew a provider
of top shelf Asian poon?
Mr. Chew is the later and he’s bringing you
all the Asian bitches you can handle.
MrChewsAsianBeaver.com follows the standard
reality theme of finding a chick and asking her to screw on
camera for a few dollars. Pretty boring. The twist here is
that all of the broads are Asian.
In all honesty, I wasn’t entirely feeling
it. Most of the girls seem disinterested or were over acting.
I say most because there are a handful of exceptions. Taya
Cruz is one of them. She has the gyrations, the big smile,
and the self clit rubbin’ that only a woman actually getting
off can have.
The few girls actually enjoying themselves
make the site, the fakers don’t ruin the vibe but they are
trying.
Another minor gripe is that Mr. Chew is very
reliant on the Taiwanese and Filipino sect. The true Asian
fan will be able to spot this pretty quickly. I would liked
to have seen more Japanese and Korean girls.
The upside of this site you ask? The trial
is cheap, there is a ton of videos and seemingly hundreds
of Asian girls having sex.
If Mr. Chew ever finds a Japanese midget
who’s down, I’ll be there with my credit card in hand ready
to purchase a lifetime membership. Until then, Mr. Chews is
just an average Asian site that’s only worthy of the 3 day
trial.
|
