Euro Sex Nation Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Euro gonna get fucked.

Euro gonna get fucked.

The site: eurosexnation.com

The price:$0.97 trial, $34.95 per month

The verdict: It’s really hard not to like an HD pro site like this. They have daily updates, you get tons of sites and you always know that the chicks will look perfect, every time. 7 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★★☆☆☆ (7/10)

To join, click here:www.eurosexnation.com

You hear a lot of people go on and on about how romantic it is to fuck in the rain. I like to take it back a notch and beat off in the rain. Sometimes, when the drops start to fall, I will run up to the roof of my house and crank one out. It’s liberating.

This little ditty is all about the pros. It’s got the hottest babes, the best lighting, the perfect poses and the satin sheets. Lots and lots of satin sheets. If you’re looking for any sort of amateur feel whatsoever, you’d be skeedaddle to another site, ’cause you won’t find it here.

What you will find is extremely hot European chicks that do pretty much anything and everything. If you’re like me, there are few things better than watching some chick from the Eastern Bloc take a rippled cock in her ass. There is plenty of that shit going around here.

$1 will get you a 3 day trial – and that’s always the route to go first. If you dig it, you join full-time and you get two fistfulls of other pro caliber sites. Not a bad deal if you dig the pro style.

It’s really hard not to like an HD pro site like this. They have daily updates, you get tons of sites and you always know that the chicks will look perfect, every time.

7 out of 10

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Totally Brunette Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Abs!

Abs!

The site: totallybrunette.com

The price:$0.97 trial, $34.95 per month

The verdict: Good enough to spend a buck on, that’s for sure. 7 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★★☆☆☆ (7/10)

To join, click here:www.totallybrunette.com

I still can’t decide if I like blondes or brunettes better. My preference changes each time I fuck on or the other. And sometimes, a negative experience will turn me off of one or the other for a while. Like the time I fucked a slutty blonde and my cock smelled like pickled bar eggs for a week. It was a long time before I dipped Ol’ Mickey into a fair-hair again.

Okay — the talent is very nice, the site sticks to its theme of brunettes and the videos are all very high quality. That being said, I could take the name off the top and shuffle it with hundreds of other, nearly identical sites and I would never remember it. In other words, it’s nice, but not memorable.

The one thing that is memorable is the $1.00, 3 day trial. I snatch up every one of these I can. You’ve got nothing to lose except for a dollar. Don’t act like a dollar is a big deal, man. And don’t give me that recession bullshit. You are not too god damned concerned with money since, instead of working, you are surfing for snapper on you computer with high speed internet. Fucking spend the buck and empty your nuts.

Good enough to spend a buck on, that’s for sure.

7 out of 10

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Dancing Bear Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Dance!

Dance!

The site: dancingbear.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95 per month

The verdict: Excellent site, excellent chicks, excellent reality. 10 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★★★★★ (10/10)

To join, click here:www.dancingbear.com

I’ve never met a male stripper, but I’d like to think I would get along with one. We have a lot in common. Nice abs, buff body, huge cock. Wait — those are the things we would NOT have in common. Hmmm…I wonder if male strippers like to fish?

Where in the fuck do I begin with a dandy site like DancingBear.com? Let’s start with the elephant — er, bear — in the room. I have no fucking clue why there’s a dancing bear involved, or why a nude, male stripper sometimes wears a giant bear head while fucking REAL chicks at bachelorette parties and such. I really don’t Don’t much care either. If the site was a piece of shit I might be more concerned. As it is, the site’s great, so fuck the bear shit and let’s get to the real meat of the site.

DancingBear is a combination of one of those reality sites where male strippers are fucked and sucked by ravenous female pecker lickers that have come to see these dudes dance, and a CFNM site. What’s CFNM? Clothed females, nude males. Look into this shit — it’s a pretty cool fetish.

There are more and more sites popping up like Dancing Bear. That is to say, more and more male-stripper-hammering-horndog-housewife-out-on-the-town sites. I fucking love them. They are reality sites, which is always a good thing. The greatest part for me is that the chicks are always looking their best b/c they are out for a night on the town, and they are always horny as shit, because they are watching hard bodies and hard ons drag across the stage. Remember how horny you were the last time you went to a skin club? Same shit, man.

Seriously — go check out the free samples they have. I guaran-fucking-tee you that if youa re into reality and amateur type shit you will love this kind of site. You will also love that it’s only $7.50 per month if you join for a year (and 2 day trials are a fucking $1 bill).

Excellent site, excellent chicks, excellent reality.

10 out of 10

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Szandora Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

PLD3

The site: szandora.com

The price:$19.95 per month

The verdict: It was a bit artsy for my taste, and not enough sex — but well done, nonetheless. 6 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★☆☆☆☆ (6/10)

To join, click here:www.szandora.com

Szandora! The S is silent, motherfuckers!

That would be the tag line of this site if I owned it. Alas, I do not, and hers happens to be “Supermodel, Makeup artist, Hula Performer, Devil Girl…” Huh…and I thought MY idea was weird.

I must admit, I did not know of Szandora or Szandora.com before today. Apparently, if she’s telling the truth, she’s some sort of goth/punk fetish icon. I will take her at her word, as she does have lots of fetish stuff going on on this here site. Lots of latex, collars, chains and the like.

Szandra herself is cute with large tits. Not huge, just large. She’s obviously cut from a different cloth, but I like my chicks freaky, so I’m good with that.

Her site is not necessarily my bag. It’s more of a fetish/fashion/bondage/artsy site than anything else. Yes there is nudity and, if you are into bondage, probably lots of stuff that would turn what’s soft to hard — but that’s about it in the way of sex.

It is less than $20 per month to join, so at least the price is lower than an average skin site.

It was a bit artsy for my taste, and not enough sex — but well done, nonetheless.

6 out of 10

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The Upper Floor Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Make no mistake, there are some deviant bastards in this picture

Make no mistake, there are some deviant bastards in this picture

The site: theupperfloor.com

The price:$29.99 per month

The verdict: Fuck-n-A. What more could a piece of shit like me add to that brilliance? Nothing. If you’re REALLY into BDSM, fetishism, alternative lifestyles — any of that shit, you need to at elast click the link and take a look at TheUpperFloor. I have seen some previews of what is to come, and I can promise you that you will not be disappointed. 10 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★★★★★ (10/10)

To join, click here:www.theupperfloor.com

Talk about hot of the presses — TheUpperFloor.com is as fresh as it gets. Shit — as I write this the site hasn’t even launched yet. But I’m a VIP, motherfuckers, so I can sneak peeks so you fuckers know what to expect.

The best way to describe this exceptionally great site is to let the people who made (Kink.com) it tell you themselves. Sure, it’s cheating on my part, but fuck it — here’s what they have to say:

“Kink.com has spent 11 years producing quality BDSM entertainment, with a view to celebrating and demystifying alternative sexualities. The Armory is a 200,000 sq foot ex-military castle in the heart of San Francisco. After kink.com obtained the armory, a wider mission was formed of ‘exploring and demystifying alternative lifestyles’.

The most illusive and challenging such concept worthy of exploration was the creation of a 24×7 BDSM lifestyle space as fantasized about in BDSM literature such as ‘Story of O’, Anne Rice’s Sleeping Beauty Series, and Laura Antoniou’s MarketPlace Series. Such literature often describes a castle like place in which the norms of society are replaced by the rules of dominance and submission. “The Upper Floor” is an exploration into the feasibility of such a place and lifestyle.

Mission: To create a 24×7 alternative lifestyle community.
Vision: To repurpose the top floor of the Armory as an Edwardian styled Great House, in which masters, mistresses and slaves will all have a role.”

Fuck-n-A. What more could a piece of shit like me add to that brilliance? Nothing. If you’re REALLY into BDSM, fetishism, alternative lifestyles — any of that shit, you need to at elast click the link and take a look at TheUpperFloor. I have seen some previews of what is to come, and I can promise you that you will not be disappointed.

10 out of 10

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Nikki Price Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

I'm going to steal those panties and cum on them.

I'm going to steal those panties and cum on them.

The site: nikkiprice.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95 per month

The verdict: NikkiPrice.com. Learn it, know it, love it…join it. It’s worth every penny and drop of semen you have. 9 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★★★★☆ (9/10)

To join, click here:www.nikkiprice.com

Have you ever beat off so hard that your cock turtled itself up inside of you for a week and wouldn’t come out no matter how many Vaseline baths you offered it? Well…you’re about to.

Fucking gorgeous. I’m talking stunningly gorgeous. Nikki Price is one of the most naturally beautiful 20 year olds I have seen — on porn on anywhere else. Dark hair, gorgeous eyes, beautiful, petite body — Nikki has everything that you would look for in a chick of your own — PLUS she fucks on the internet! Look out Mom, I’m gonna try to bring this one home with me!

Do you perverts like ethnic chicks? Nikki Price here says she’s 25% Chinese, 25% Latin, 25% Irish and 25% a “mix of a ton of other stuff.” Dude — that’s like fucking a ton of chicks at once. I am going to pretend that her vagina is Latin, her brain is Chinese and her liver is Irish. Her tits are a mix of a ton of other stuff.

And speaking of mixing it up — the MOST IMPORTANT thing about Nikki Price is that, although she’s a solo chick site, she DOES FUCK ON FILM — BOTH CHICKS AND DUDES. If you are somehow new to the world of porn, let me tell you — that’s not as common as you’d think. Especially for a chick as hot as Nikki.

Actually, I was wrong. The most important thing on NikkiPrice is the price (pun intended) — $1 for a 2 day trial, and only $7.50 per month when you join for a year. I promise you — you will love Nikki and you WILL get your money’s worth for a year. She already has a ton of videos, and she’s so fresh and beautiful that I can’t imagine her giving this up any time soon — especially when word gets around how hot she is. This little slut will be fucking making her own money by the time she’s 21.

NikkiPrice.com. Learn it, know it, love it…join it. It’s worth every penny and drop of semen you have.

9 out of 10

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Kink Live Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

tattooed bitches are kinky

tattooed bitches are kinky

The site: kinklive.com

The price:$29.99 per month

The verdict: KinkLive is made by Kinky. Kinky is made by Satan himself. That’s right — it’s the best of the best when it comes to deviant dick drainers. Kinky has been doing this shit for years, and perfected it a long time ago, so you can always be assured at Kink Live that the chicks and dudes will know what they’re doing when it come to TRUE BDSM and the like. 10 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★★★★★ (10/10)

To join, click here:www.kinklive.com

One time I feverishly beat off to a video of a dude jerking off while watching some porn of his own, as he hammered away at his dirt hole with a stapler. After about 20 minutes of waiting for the pop shot, I realized that the feed was actually from my own webcam. It sucked, since I has just bought the stapler the week before.

Watching a video of a chick getting beaten and fucked is pretty cool — but watching that shit live is a whole new kind of special. At least there is for me. I get a lot better nut knowing that the bitch on screen is actually enduring her pain and submission at the exact moment I am spunking on my dungeon floor. KinkLive.com makes that shit happen.

Not only the thrill of it being live, but they also have session where you can chat live with a submissive gal. That’s huge, since they aren’t easy to find in real life if you live in Arkansas or Iowa. Yes, I’m talk to you, Bubba. You can finally talk all the shit you want to a filthy bitch. And this time the cops won’t kick the boards out of the windows of your trailer and haul you in.

This is a pay by the minuite site, like pretty much all live sites. You buy “kinks”, which start at $1 per kink, but get cheaper the more you buy. Teh live shows vary in price, but you are generally looking at about 2 to 3 kinks per minute.

KinkLive is made by Kinky. Kinky is made by Satan himself. That’s right — it’s the best of the best when it comes to deviant dick drainers. Kinky has been doing this shit for years, and perfected it a long time ago, so you can always be assured at Kink Live that the chicks and dudes will know what they’re doing when it come to TRUE BDSM and the like.

10 out of 10

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18 Passport Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Too many clothes. It's not like this on the site.

Too many clothes. It's not like this on the site.

The site: 18passport.com

The price:$0.97 trial, $34.95 per month

The verdict: Pretty decent little network here. No complaints. I can’t really say that it’s something I haven’t seen before, but I also can’t say that it’s something I haven’t beat off too before — so that’s good enough for me. 7 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★★☆☆☆ (7/10)

To join, click here:www.18passport.com

I wonder how they decided that you could get fuck hammered on the internet at 18, but you can’t guy a barley pop until you’re 21? Who would possibly start an online fuck career while she was sober? No one, that’s who. That means all of the chicks on this site are illegally drunk. Shame on you sluts!

This site is basically a passport to 18 total sites (hence the name) — all for the price of one. The sites are all pro sites with top quality cunny, excellent videos and tons of them. There is nothing Earth shattering as far as being unique, but they are nice to whack off to.

If you’ve got an extra $1.00 laying around, you can get 3 full days and, if you like it, you can get a monthly membership for $35 per. Not too bad considering that’s less than $2 per site, per month.

Pretty decent little network here. No complaints. I can’t really say that it’s something I haven’t seen before, but I also can’t say that it’s something I haven’t beat off too before — so that’s good enough for me.

7 out of 10

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All Hot Indians Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Punjabbit poon

Punjabbit poon

The site: allhotindians.com

The price:$0.97 trial, $34.95 per month

The verdict: I don’t think these chicks are any better or nastier than white, black or Asian chicks or anything like that — but they’re different. My cock likes new things, and so does yours, so that makes a site like this a hot commodity. Snatch that shit up. 8 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★★★☆☆ (8/10)

To join, click here:www.allhotindians.com

I thought the term “Indian” was politically incorrect? Sure, most people say that’s only when referring to a Native American — but I’m no racist. I refuse to use the word Indian. Instead, I am calling these ladies Cum Eating Foreign Sluts.

Alternatively, I could call them olive-skinnned, super hot, cock hungry ladies — because that’s what they have here. You know, there just aren’t enough sites dedicated to the ladies of India, so when you find one — especially one like this that offers $1 trials — buy it. Your little hand-hammerer will graciously thank you for the trip around the world.

Speaking of politically correct — this is not it, but if I were fucking one of these lovely lasses, I would aim my seed for that forehead jewelry every single time. How could you not? I am relatively certain it’s purpose is not to be a cum target, but I also respect the art of multi-tasking, so in a sense it’s a compliment to the forehead jewels.

I don’t think these chicks are any better or nastier than white, black or Asian chicks or anything like that — but they’re different. My cock likes new things, and so does yours, so that makes a site like this a hot commodity. Snatch that shit up.

8 out of 10

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Erotic Asians Website Review

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Beautiful beaches are uncommon in Asia.

Beautiful beaches are uncommon in Asia.

The site: eroticasians.com

The price:$0.97 trial, $34.95 per month

The verdict: Come see the ways of the Orient, Grasshopper. You’re amongst friends. 7 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★★☆☆☆ (7/10)

To join, click here:www.eroticasians.com

I have fucked Asian-American gals, but never a true Asian chick – like one from the Orient. I wonder if they giggle a lot while you are drilling them. I’d like to think they do. That is, until you put your hog in their little assholes. Then shit gets serious.

You know what’s strange? There are a ton of Asian sites out there that are pro sites – just like this one – but you don’t often see a lot of amateur Asian songs. Hmmmm…just sayin’…

As I said, this is a pro site. The chicks here are, of course, very hot. Especially Lilly Thai (real name I’m sure). She’s a fucking 10 if I’ve ever seen one – and I have. She has a perfect face, body, tits, ass – everything. She also has nipples that look like valve stems, and she’s a fucking squirter to boot!

$1.00 trials are ready and waiting, and even after that you can still get amazingly good deals. Shit – buy 3 months and you get this site and 10 more for $20 per month. Hard to beat shit like that when you are talking about top notch studio porn.

Come see the ways of the Orient, Grasshopper. You’re amongst friends.

7 out of 10

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7 out of 10

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