Toxxxy Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Their makeup artist has Michael J Fox disease.

Their makeup artist has Michael J Fox disease.

The site: toxxxy.com

The price:$24.95 per month

The verdict: Very well done. I prefer fucking, but then again, I am admittedly not much of a fetishist. 8 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★★★☆☆ (8/10)

To join, click here:www.toxxxy.com

I have to have sex to get off. I can be turned on by X, Y or X (literally — those three letters are fucking sexy as shit), but I need sex to bust nuts. That’s why I can appreciate fetishes, but I don’t participate in them.

Yipes! I have seen a lot of fetish shit in my days as a smut peddler, but this one is way out there in the realm of freakiness. There is shit here that would make me start to doubt the necessity of my existence if I found it erotic. But you? You knock yourself out, man. I ain’t casting stones.

Some of which I speak? Seemingly bloody-crotched panties wrapped around a chick’s face, a naked chick with a real squid draped over various parts of her body, and some food fucking. I must admit — the spreads and videos are all very artistic and well done, and I kind of dig the chicks that are in them.

If you’re looking for fucking, you also need to go elsewhere. That shit is for commoners. Toxxxy.com is about unconventional ways to get you nuts a-boilin’. Like watching a video of a chick fuck some spaghetti, or 2 chicks making out, blindfolded and covered in substance X.

The fee to see Toxxxy and friends do wild shit is less than $25 per month, and that includes live shows, thousands of pics, tons of videos, 100% exclusive content and TWO updates per week. That’s a ton of shit for less than $1 per day — IF you dig the deep fetish stuff.

Very well done. I prefer fucking, but then again, I am admittedly not much of a fetishist.

8 out of 10

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Masscha Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

side boobage

side boobage

The site: masscha.com

The price:$29.99 per month

The verdict: Not my cup of tea, but it was decent. Very high quality pics and vids might make it worth it to you. 5.5 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★½☆☆☆☆ (5.5/10)

To join, click here:www.masscha.com

Have you ever stapled to head of your cock to a FedEx truck while the driver was dropping of a package to a Methodist Church? Oh, right…of course not. Ummmm…me neither.

Masscha.com is a fetish site. By fetish, I mean a cute chick with pink hair, piercings, dog collars, nipple clamps, riding crops and other light bondage items (leather, ball gags, etc.). She’s not over the top extreme like many sites, so all of you super sick motherfuckers can head to our fetish page and find you one of them.

Masscha herself is a cute gal — but you have to be into lots of piercings (and by lots I mean all over her face too) to agree. She has a nice set of tits and a decent ass, and I think her face is cute in spite of the piercings.

Although she has a lot of nice little videos and photos of her in various states of undress, with whips, chains, leather and all that jazz — if you’re looking for a chick to get fucked or eat pussy or whatever — this ain’t the place. She calls ehrself a good chick with an evil side. That’s okay for some — but I wish her evil side was a little more evil, if you know what I mean.

The great news is that you can get her site and 33 mroe sites for the price of one. That price depends on how long you join. Get a year for less than $8 per month, but only one month will be right at $30.

Not my cup of tea, but it was decent. Very high quality pics and vids might make it worth it to you.

5.5 out of 10

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Czech Sex Club Website Review

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Eastern Europe has all the modern conveniences now

Eastern Europe has all the modern conveniences now

The site: czechsexclub.com

The price:$0.97 trial, $34.95 per month

The verdict: That’s it. Do what you want, fuckers! 6 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★☆☆☆☆ (6/10)

To join, click here:www.czecksexclub.com

Eastern Europe is so fucked up these days that I don’t know a Czech from a fucking Slovak from a Yugo. All I know is that those bitches over there seem to be hot and ready to fuck your balls empty at the drop of a hat. I met one of those snipes at a porn convention once. I said, “Nice to meet you.” That slut dropped to her knees and drained my spheres like a pro. Turns out “nice to meet you” means “empty my balls you fucking tramp” in whatever language it was that she spoke.

God – I was so hoping that there’d be a video of a Czech gal butt fucking a dude with a strap-on on this site. Then I could have made a “Czech’s in the male” joke. But alas, no such luck.

The only constant on this site is that the chicks are apparently from the Eastern Bloc. This is good, because it means you get a ton of variety in body type, hair color, sexiness and the like. Actually – the sexiness is a constant too. I’m not sure how these chicks are so hot coming from a war-torn gutter hole, but they seemed to have come out of it unscathed.

Looking particularly fuckable was the very first chick I saw on there, Olga Winter. Black hair on her head, no hair on her cunt. She is absolutely gorgeous. I was disappointed that she didn’t get fucked, but I could watch this chick clean out toilets and get off.

The big knock on this site is that chicks aren’t getting themselves laid. Instead, they are playing with plastic boners. I am not a huge fan of diddler sites.

On the bright side, you can get this one for a $1 trial, and when you join full time you get tons of additional sites with lots of fucking on them – so it’s not a waste to make a $20 per month investment on a 3 month membership.

That’s it. Do what you want, fuckers!

6 out of 10

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Smokers Erotica Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

The full flavor and satsifaction you need.

The full flavor and satsifaction you need.

The site: smokerserotica.com

The price:$0.97 trial, $34.95 per month

The verdict: If you dig it, your membership will get you access to tons of additional sites, live chicks, pictures, videos, etc. No word yet on whether you get cigarette coupons too. 6.5 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★½☆☆☆ (6.5/10)

To join, click here:www.smokerserotica.com

Have you ever smoked a cigarette with your dick hole? It’s kind of cool until your balls get a wet, hacking smoker’s cough and you start spitting black loogies out of your hog.

You’d think with smoking bans popping up in city after city that this smoking fetish thingy would slowly die out. Not the case — that shit just stronger. That’s because smoking porn is just like cigarettes themselves. The shit’s addictive.

This particular site is decent. Nothing mind blowing, nothing disappointing either. There are plenty of videos and the chicks are always prominently displaying their smoking device of choice as they get hammered, fisted, fingered, licked and spermed on.

Do this — go get you a $1 trial. That will give you 3 full days to decide if your fetish craving is satisfied or not. There’s nothing worse than joining a fetish site and then finding out that your cock is as bored as a straight man watching Twilight.

If you dig it, your membership will get you access to tons of additional sites, live chicks, pictures, videos, etc. No word yet on whether you get cigarette coupons too.

6.5 out of 10

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Absolute Handjobs Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

I edited her hands out of the pic on purpose

I edited her hands out of the pic on purpose

The site: absolutehandjobs.com

The price:$0.97 trial, $34.95 per month

The verdict: Very nice HJ site. Props. 8.5 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★★★½☆ (8.5/10)

To join, click here:www.absolutehandjobs.com

Sometimes I prefer a handy wiggle to a fuckin’. Basically, it’s a degradation thing. I make that bitch satisfy my cock and what does she get in return? A load of my sperm right in her fucking eye — and that’s it. Go make your own self cum, slut. I’m tired now.

Although this is a pro site, the chicks are the next-door type. No supermodels here. Only sizzly local type chicks wanking dudes off in a P.O.V. format. I really, really dug the site a lot more than I thought I would.

If you like dirty, rocker chicks with tattoos and black streaks in blonde hair (and let’s face it — who doesn’t?), go check out Tricia. She’s fucking loaded. Sexy, dirty face, stacked titties, and dirty as FUCK. She is exactly the kind of chick that makes my nut contents boil.

And you get tons of shit when you join this baby ($1.00 3 day trial, $35 per month thereafter). Tons of sites, mobile apps, live chicks on cams, videos, pics — fucking more shit than you would ever know what to do with. If you jerked off to every video and format that they have, it would take you years, and when you were done your cock would look like a blood sausage that had been run over by a steam roller.

Very nice HJ site. Props.

8.5 out of 10

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Lovely Nurses Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

She's the Speculator at night.

She's the Speculator at night.

The site: lovelynurses.com

The price:$0.97 trial, $34.95 per month

The verdict: Not bad, but sort of boring and trite. 7 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★☆☆☆☆ (6/10)

To join, click here:www.lovelynurses.com

What’s the fascination with nurses? I have never been hospitalized, but when I visit others in the hospital, their nurses always look like Marlon Brando in his later years. And although those little white outfits with the red cross are definitely sexy, these days those sweat hogs wear scruds with fucking cartoon characters on them.

Alright, alright – I didn’t mean to piss on your fantasy. I dig the “nurses” at this site – and pretty much every nurse porn site. And to be honest, I’d even fuck those blubber chunks that really work at hospitals – my cock in an equal opportunity explorer.

Although the bitches here are undeniably hot, I just don’t get an entire site devoted to fake nurses. They even have some dudes pretending to be doctors, fucking the nurses. What kind of fantasy is that?? I want to see the patient fucking the nurse so I can relate. I’m not a fucking doctor. If I was, I’d be out flashing cash and getting some REAL pussy instead of whacking off here.

Okay – so the site is nothing new, unusual or that you wouldn’t expect from a site called Lovely Nurses. Lots of super hot chicks in nurse outfits getting fucked. They are all pro/studio movies (of course they are – who has a doctor’s office set in their house?). There’s nothing bad about them – they just don’t do much for me.

But $1 will get you 3 days, and it’s definitely worth that. Plus, if you get a regular membership you get a ton of additional free pro sites, so that’s pretty cool.

Not bad, but sort of boring and trite.

6 out of 10

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Totally Blondes Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Blondes are fun

Blondes are fun

The site: totallyblondes.com

The price:$0.97 trial, $34.95 per month

The verdict: All in all a nice one, but I will forget it as soon as I finish typing this sentence. 6 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★☆☆☆☆ (6/10)

To join, click here:www.totallyblondes.com

Here we go with the blondes again. Hey, I am all for blondes – I love them, in fact. But Christ – don’t you think those cum gutters already have enough confidence in the attractiveness department? I mean – they get more props than any other group. From now on, my cock only goes brown or black. I mean it. I will only butt fuck blondes – no vaginal intercourse for them!

I take that back – I would fuck any bitch on this site in any hole, crack, crevice or wrinkle that I could find on her body. Although it’s nothing unique or new, I do have to admit that they have a fine stable of the fair hairs here.

I liked me some Linda Shane. That’s because she seemed to prefer to get fucked as hard as her dude could lay the hammer, as opposed to easing into some shit. I like bitches who can take a cock punch and roll with it. It also helps that she’s a cum addict with a perfect body, tits and ass.

The downside to the site, as I briefly mentioned, is that you could change the URL and make it one of 10,000 sites out there. I mean, let’s be honest – professional, blonde porn star sites are not very hard to come by. You couldn’t swing a used rubber around without hitting ten of them on every Google page. I like the shit, but it’s hard to tell the sites apart most of the time.

One reason to join this one over many others, though, is the fact that you can get a taste for $1. That will give you three days. After that, the best option is a 3 monther, at $20 per month. There are other options, but this is the cheapest. It also includes at least 10 additional pro sites.

All in all a nice one, but I will forget it as soon as I finish typing this sentence.

6 out of 10

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Dark Thrills Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Girl ya look good to me... Back that ass up.

Girl ya look good to me... Back that ass up.

The site: darkthrills.com

The price:$0.97 trial, $34.95 per month

The verdict: I really like the site. It’s not over the top glitzy and fancy. It’s professionally done, but not TOO well done, if you know what I mean. 7.5 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★★½☆☆ (7.5/10)

To join, click here:www.darkthrills.com

Does anyone else find it odd that it takes a special site to feature black chicks? I mean – when I eat, I don’t have one type of food only during one meal. I like to have a little of this and a little of that. Same with my masturbatory habits. I like to whack to a white chick for a few minutes, switch over to an Asian and then pop to a black chick. Why do I have to join so many fucking sites to accomplish this?

Well, while I await the answer, I can look at a site like Dark Thrills to get my black chick fix. It’s a pro black chick (and black dude) site. Good? Sure…but I prefer the amateur shit. It’s definitely good enough for me to empty my stones to, though.

Especially with the 3 day trial, which is only $1.00. I would pay a dollar to beat off to an Asian midget in black face, motherfuckers, so you know damn well I’ll pay a dollar for high quality black pussy getting ham-dogged by giant black cocks.

Especially to see chicks like Rayne. Rayne is a fucking black queen. Curly hair, big ass and lips that could polish a bowling ball. God damn I’d love to get my cock up in them guts.

I really like the site. It’s not over the top glitzy and fancy. It’s professionally done, but not TOO well done, if you know what I mean.

7 ½ out of 10

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Go Go Amanda Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Amanda needs to investigate conditioner

Amanda needs to investigate conditioner

The site: gogoamanda.com

The price:$0.97 trial, $34.95 per month

The verdict: Hot chick, not naughty enough, though. 7 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★½☆☆☆ (6.5/10)

To join, click here:www.gogoamanda.com

Go fucking go indeed, Amanda. Go to the bedroom and go down on my cock. Then go get me some steaks. Then go away.

She’s Amanda Crush. As in “I want to beat off to Amanda while she steps on my balls with stiletto heels and tries to Crush them.” She’s 5′4” and weighs a mere 112. She was born in 1987. NINETEEN FUCKING EIGHTY-SEVEN! I have underwear older than this chick! And that, my friends, is hot as fuck.

Okay – I have a big gripe here. When these bitches list their turn offs – or better yet, when the site makers create their answers – PLEASE stop saying that your turn off is “mean people.” I assume it wasn’t a very nice guy that made you engulf his balls on the casting couch while he wound up and smacked you right in the fucking lip, so I know you’re fucking lying. Just be honest and say “my step-dad fingering me” or “long lines at the abortion clinic.”

Back to Amanda — she has a very cute face and a nice, but normal, body. In other words, it’s real – and not all plastic and saline. She’s extremely likeable and very nice to beat off to – but she suffers the same fate as most other solo chick sites – she doesn’t get nasty enough. I can only take so many pink dildos and giggle parties. Christ.

She’s definitely worth a $1.00 trial at least, though – and considering the fact that you get a ton of free sites when you join this one, I think she’s worth the full deal. She claims to get to know her members, so who knows – maybe you can talk her into taking the cock on her site.

Hot chick, not naughty enough, though.

6.5 out of 10

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Toys In Chicks Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Grab them utters

Grab them utters

The site: toysinchicks.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $34.95 per month

The verdict: Very nice site for peeps that like to watch gals diddle. 7 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★★☆☆☆ (7/10)

To join, click here:www.toysinchicks.com

Michael Jackson is dead, but I have a feeling that creepy little bastard isn’t done with us yet. I think his original nose will haunt someone down the line.

For those of you that like to watch a chick settle in by her lonesome, whip out a plastic wang that would choke a hippopotamus, and shove that squiggly motherfucker as far into her snatch as God will allow – this site is going to make you sperm all over your fucking screen.

Obviously, as you can see from the name of the site, you aren’t going to be seeing any chicks taking mondo hogs from well-built cocksmiths. These are all solo gigs. Actually, that’s not accurate. They are all female gigs – there are videos of chicks hammering OTHER chicks with toys. Yeah…that’s hot.

One of the fantastic things about the site is the variety of the models, as well as the super high quality of the models. Oh – I guess that’s 2 things. What the fuck ever.

Hottest chick with the worst name ever – Lucy Lee Livingroom. Please try to ingore the ridiculous name the pinned on her. Can’t? Okay – do this – go to this site, plunk down a one dollar bill for a 3 day trial, and watch her jam plastics into her cunt. That will make you forget everything else. Everything. The recession, your pending manslaughter charges, Christmas — every fucking thing.

Very nice site for peeps that like to watch gals diddle. … 7 out of 10

Visit the site: WWW.TOYSINCHICKS.COM

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