I Want Some Pussy!

by The Devil (admin)

Wanted...dead or alive. Preferably alive, though. Dead chick porn is fairly disgusting.

I don’t really have much more to say than that.  While I am waiting for a stray to drag her blown-out cunt up to my door, I’ll beat off to the Wanted List.

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Ham-our Shots.

I fucked a chick once that was so fat, her clit looked like a catcher’s mitt. This monster was gargantuan. When I stuck my hog up in that bitch’s guts, it looked like someone stabbing a bean bag with a drinking straw. But I’m not ashamed. Fuck that shit! You haven’t lived until you’ve lain with bigness.

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Tia Sweet

by The Devil (admin)

Water your fucking plant Tia

I knew a girl named Tia once. Well, I didn’t really know her. I met her outside walking our dog on a dark and drunken night. My buddy was with me, and he convinced this drunken asshole – me- that she was really hot and that I should take her home and fuck her. I get her home, and a combination of the booze wearing off and the lights in the house proved that she was not only, um…NOT hot — she also weighed at least 2 and a half bills!  Fucking asshole friends.

This Tia, however, is fucking hot and thin.  I love her.

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Thugs & Juggs

by The Devil (admin)

Someone please explain to me why there's no sperm on that belly?

Black dicks inside of white chicks – ’nuff said.

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Lucky Fucker

by The Devil (admin)

"That wasn't luck at all! I called that shit! Oh...you mean lucky in other ways..."

I’ve always considered myself a pretty lucky guy.  While people like you are slaving away at the factory for money, I am sitting at home looking at porn for money.  Life ain’t fair, man.  But neither of us have SHIT on this lucky feller.

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Open Auditions!

by The Devil (admin)

“So all I have to do is just sit here? Wait – why are you unzipping your pants?”

First Time Auditions is one of those reality sites where the chicks pretend to audition for a jo — fuck it.  Who cares what it’s about?  There are incredibly hot bitches fielding dicks left and right. Get there and get some.

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Cum On Dagny.

by The Devil (admin)

If ever there was a face that needed cumming on, this is it.

Do it!! Now!!  Cum on that Bitch!!!!!

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Sammy 4 Me (And U)

by The Devil (admin)

"We'd better slow things down - these are all the rubbers we have left."

Sammy 4 U is another one of those unbelievable REAL amateur sites with a lot of motel and leather sofa fucking, but NEVER fails to include hot chicks and great amateur action.  Fucking stellar.

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"Quit lookin' at me and eat that pussy, Bitch!"

I’m fucking serious, man.  California Pimp is one of my very favorites, out of the thousands that I have visited.  I have to admit – I actually forgot about it for a while.  I got busy and forgot about that shit.  But when I got back to it, it was like seeing an old girlfriend who was a TREMENDOUS fuck (but too fucking crazy to keep dating), and shacking with her for an “old times sake” fuckin’.

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It’s Always Nice To Share

by The Devil (admin)

She definitely has plenty of tit to go around.

We learn to share at a very early age, so why do we get all stingy and shit when we get to be adults?  Fucking hypocrites, we are.  But not these guys.  They share their fucking wives, and their fucking wives share their vagina holes.   We could all learn a thing or two from them.

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