Meet Tawnya. She will be your virtual cocksucker for the evening. This will be the last time you see the front of her head.
Sometimes you don’t want to mess around with trying to actually fuck a chick. When it gets to the point of vaginal intercourse, you are expected to “please” them in some manner. This may be fine for Sundays and holidays, but many times I don’t have that desire. Hell, most of the time I really don’t even want to see their facial features. That’s when I demand they suck on my root, and do so until I have emptied my cache.
These chicks know what the fuck is up.
Ummm...looks like we're the only two here. You could probably move your towel over just a bit.
I have fucked Asian-American gals, but never a true Asian chick – like one from the Orient. I wonder if they giggle a lot while you are drilling them. I’d like to think they do. That is, until you put your hog in their little assholes. Then shit gets serious.
Fucking a Beamer is tricker than it looks.
It’s amazing to me how a female can look totally hot from one angle at one moment, but the very next moment from a different angle, she looks like a Warted Gourd that someone has taken a loose shit all over. Once, in college, I fucked this chick that I SWEAR was pretty cute when the club lights were low and the bedroom lights were off, but when the sun came up the next day she looked like an extra in the Thriller video. Tricky sluts.
Speaking of tricky, here’s a site that features CLOTHED chicks getting the hammer down. How’s that for a curve ball?
It's also obvious that I can have you at any time.
Sure, getting a pound of pussy is always a good thing, but sometimes I like to cozy up to a nice Handy J instead. Everynow and again it’s great to have a hand that is not attached to my arm, yanking the white snot out of my thing.
Go here and watch some tug of whore.
If I were an ass hooker I'd probably be happy too.
My biggest fear is being ass-raped. Not so much the violent tearing of anal tissue from a hastily hardened cock, but more so the aftermath of cowering on the shower floor as the water careens off of my swollen rear end. Do you have any idea how many germs there are on the floor of a shower?
This has nothing to do with that, except for the anal sex part.
Sometimes, when I bag a stranger and talk her into blowing me, I like to spend a few moments dragging my hog across her snout. I pretend it’s a divining rod with a quirky sense of direction.
If I ever found myself in that situation with the lovely Chica, however, I would handle things differently.
Wanted...dead or alive. Preferably alive, though. Dead chick porn is fairly disgusting.
It’s Friday again, you rotten motherfuckers. This Friday I feel like draining my nut suds to a fat, sweaty, hanging, swaying set of lady udders. I’m talking about the heaviest set of tits that can fit on my computer screen.
I bet you dollars to used condoms that I can find them at Wanted List. How do I fucking know? Because you can find EVERY kind of good porn at Wanted List. Count on it.
As she told her friends about the black dude she had fucked the night before, she used a feather boa to demonstrate the approximate size of his cock.
That’s the name of this site. White Slut, Black Nut. No shit.
Flippity-Floppity!
Back in the day when I went to college, the craziest cat at the party was the guy who ate a fish out of the fish tank. Or the guy that did a keg stand with his pants around his ankles and a cigar hanging out of his ass. Or that one guy who would find the hottest chick at the party, slowly walk up to her, hit her right in the fucking face and brutally rape her in front of everyone.
Point is — today’s college parties are sooooo much different.
Let me take a closer look at that thing...
Why is it that Indian porn chicks are always associated with curry? Curry is a spice. They don’t have sites for Italian chicks called “Garlic Fuckers” or sites for French chicks called “Bland Tasting Pussy.” Why curry? Why not refer to that little dot on their heads? Isn’t that fair game?
Indian pussy here!