Skin Video Mobile Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

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The site: skinvideo.com

The price:$3.00 trial, as low as $7.49 per month

The verdict: More and more mobile porn sites are popping up, but they’re still in the early stages. Be the first on your block to whack off in the bus station! Er…with mobile porn, that is. 8 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★★★☆☆ (8/10)

To join, click here:www.skinvideo.com

I know I’ve said it before, but I’m still amazed that we can whack off — with visual aids — anywhere we are. We’ve come a long way since having to kidnap hookers and trunk them before we travel. I’m glad, too. One can only bludgeon so many street urchins before it gets to be old hat.

I had a chance to take some good looks at this shit in it’s natural habitat — on my iPhone. I also wanted true authenticity, so I went to the food court at a shopping mall. You know, for the true mobile feel of it all. Then I fired up some of their free samples. Then, as expected, I started to shuffle off. The videos were great — very fast to load, very crisp and clear and very steamy. I didn’t get a nut before being tossed out by a Rent-A-Cop, but luckily we worked out a deal whereby he finished me off with his hand, and I supplemented his shitty minimum wage salary.

Here’s what they offer — hundreds of HD videos of people putting their privates together in a frantic, almost violent, fashion. These are from exclusive studios — meaning they are all pro videos. They also have tons of picture sets for you to flick your bishop to while you’re on the go. And, in case you were wondering, it’s all unlimited, so knock yourself out.

All of that shit at LESS than $8 per month, if you join for a full year — and then they give you 6 FREE months on top of that. That’s probably the best membership deal I’ve ever seen, to be honest. If you don’t want the long term commitment, you can get 3 months for $12.99 per month, or even one month for $20. Oh yeah — or you can score a 3 day trial for $3 — always the best option to start off, of course.

More and more mobile porn sites are popping up, but they’re still in the early stages. Be the first on your block to whack off in the bus station! Er…with mobile porn, that is.

8 out of 10

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Club Penny Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Penny Flame has nice tits.

Penny Flame has nice tits.

The site: clubpenny.com

The price:$19.95 per month

The verdict: I really dig Penny Flame, so I may be a little biased here — but I loved the fucking site.8 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★★★☆☆ (8/10)

To join, click here:www.clubpenny.com

You perverts ever hear of Penny Flame? She used to do a bunch of boner flicks until she saw the light and landed on Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew. Fucking sellout. She’s hot, though, and ClubPenny.com is what remains of her converted ass. It’s good shit, I have to admit.

If I was God instead of Satan, I’d probably make a lot more sluts like Penny here. She just acts and looks like your average hot chick. I know that sounds less than glamorous, but it’s much better than a porn chick that acts and looks like a porn chick, if you catch my drift. She’s fucking hot and fucking real — all the way down to some pretty personal stuff in her bio (check it out on the free tour of ClubPenny).

She has a ton of pics and videos — some artsy, some amateur. She digs the vagina, so you can see her eat a lot of it, but she also has day-to-day stuff. It’s only just under $20 for a monthly membership, so I’d say it’s well worth it for the content that it has.

I really dig Penny Flame, so I may be a little biased here — but I loved the fucking site.

8 out of 10

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Erotique Digitale Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Don't shoot me with that dildo!

Don't shoot me with that dildo!

The site: erotiquedigitale.com

The price:$19.95 per month

The verdict: Really nice site if you are advanced enough for it. 8 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★★★☆☆ (8/10)

To join, click here:www.erotiquedigitale.com

I am firmly convinced that a really good photographer’s talents are rivaled only by those of a magician. And I’m not talking a puffy-shirted, big-haired Vegas piece of shit magician, either. I mean a motherfucker that can shoot real magic out of his ass. A truly great photographer can take a picture of Janet Reno eating out the ass end of a menstruating dairy cow and make it look good enough for the Pope to get a nut inside of 60 seconds.

Kelly Lind is that type of photographer. That’s not to say that this chicks on his site, ErotiqueDigitale.com, are ugly. Quite the opposite — they are some of the hottest pieces of artsy ass I have ever laid eyes upon. But I can also tell you that this Lind feller makes them exponentially hotter, which all results in the head of your cock exploding like a watermelon being shot by a tank.

If you are looking for low brow, grainy cunt films to squirt your hammer to, fuck off. This is very artsty, very high class shit, right here. There aren’t fuck videos, but there are chicks frigging themselves in some of the clearest, most sophisticated ways that you’ve ever seen. And then some.

$20 will get your boner in the door for a full month. That’s 2 updates per week of the highest quality shit you will ever see. Seriously — I’m about as redneck as they get, and generally my idea of art is a well built beeramyd — but this shit is really, really well done and even a piece of shit like me can appreciate that.

Really nice site if you are advanced enough for it.

8 out of 10

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Preggolicious Website Review

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Curvy appeal!

Curvy appeal!

The site: preggolicious.com

The price:$24.95 per month

The verdict: I love preggo sites, so this was a hit for me. Damn near makes me want to slip off my jimmy hat the next time I’m rogering your Mammy and get you a little brother! 8 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★★★☆☆ (8/10)

To join, click here:www.preggolicious.com

I think pregnant bitches get a bad rap. It’s AFTER they’re done being pregnant when you want to seer clear of them. While they are knocked up, they are still hot (if you avoid the ones that put on 100 lbs.), and they are hornier than a 4-balled Tomcat.

Preggolicious.com. Yep — a k-ed up bitch named Kimmie getting naked and nasty so she can pay for Pampers and Similac in the next few months. God damn it’s great to live in America, huh?

Kimmie is a really sexy chick. She kind of reminded me of a Liv Tyler — a Liv Tyler that is naked and playing with her cunt on the internet while she’s 5 months pregnant. And that’s my favorite kind of Liv Tyler.

Obviously this is a fetish site, but it’s more than a preggo fetish. Kimmie fucks food, she shaves in the shower and she gets a little bondage in her act — amongst other things. You’re not going to see fucking at Preggolicious, but you’ll probably forget all about that when you see how gorgeous this stuffed up bitch is.

When you pay your $25, you get a month of this site, as well as FOUR additional sites for your jerking pleasure. Anal Rookies, Climax Models, Lesby Friends and Nips and Clits. A very nice grab bag of pro porn at a nice price.

I love preggo sites, so this was a hit for me. Damn near makes me want to slip off my jimmy hat the next time I’m rogering your Mammy and get you a little brother!

8 out of 10

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Mobile T Girls Website Review

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The site: mobiletgirls.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $19.95 per month

The verdict: Mobile is the wave of the future, folks — you’d better catch it! 8 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★★★☆☆ (8/10)

To join, click here:www.mobiletgirls.com

I’m glad to see Trannies are finally getting their due in this world. God dammit — they’ve been playing third fiddle for far too long. I say they make tranny bathrooms, tranny changing rooms and tranny clothing sections. Fucking trannies unite — it’s time for your comeuppance!!!

Times are a-changin’, people. Not only are trannies more mainstream (for lack of a better term), everything is going mobile. Even porn. Especially porn. MobileTGirls.com is the first mobile tranny site that I have ever visited, and if it’s perks are indication of what else lies over the horizon, you’re gonna blow your fucking nuts all over your smart phone.

So here’s the lowdown on Mobile T Girls. They have very clear, fast running, studio movies starring tranny girls in whatever speed you choose (WiFi, 3G or Edge). Oh, and they have hundreds of them. Not only that, but they also have tons of niches to choose from. And everything’s an easy tap and go on your phone. Very user friendly.

$19.95 is the going rate, and that is cheap considering you get the same amount of shit you’d get on your PC or laptop for around 30 dollars. Plus, if you join for 3 months, you get an entire month free. You can also get a day for a dollar — something you should do no matter what.

Another bonus that stands out to me with MobileTGirls, considering this is a tranny site, is that it’s rare that you can find tranny porn when you’re on the road — especially if you’re scanning the hotel smut movies. They tend to shy away from it, right or wrong.

Mobile is the wave of the future, folks — you’d better catch it!

8 out of 10

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All Girl Mobile Website Review

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The site: allgirlmobile.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $19.95 per month

The verdict: And you thought you had to die to go to heaven? 9 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★★★★☆ (9/10)

To join, click here:www.allgirlmobile.com

You know what I like about porno lesbians? That you can’t tell they’re ditch lickers until they actually start to tongue wrestle with another chick. In real life, I can usually spot a lesbian from across the health food store. I think it’s the excitement of getting hit with a total curveball when you think she’s just a straight, cock loving hottie and all of a sudden she’s kissing and cunt munching on some other chick. THAT’s the shit that makes lesbo porn so fucking great.

And now that you can take it ANYWHERE on Earth (except probably Haiti — what, too soon?) it’s even better. Take about ten minutes to surf AllGirlMobile.com from your smart phone and you’ll see what the fuck I’m talking about. It’s a site specifically designed for mobile devices that ties together TONS of lesbian sites into one handy spot.

Do this — go to All Girl Mobile and get a $1 trial. It will last for an entire 24 hours, which is more than enough time to get to know what the site is about AND to slap out 7 or 8 loads of baby batter. If you like it, $20 will get you a full month. Shit, $40 will get you THREE full months. Not bad considering the way you can take it and rank it anywhere.

Did you ever really think you’d be able to access dozens of porn sites, in one place, and at the same time in ANY place? I can sit in a hotel room in Rochester, Minnesota or on a soccer field in London — doesn’t fucking matter. Either place I can take out my smart phone, dial up AllGirlMobile, pull out my hang down and go to town looking at some of the finest lipstick lesbians on the planet eating the insides out of each other through their respective vaginas.

And you thought you had to die to go to heaven?

9 out of 10

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Mobile Males Website Review

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The site: mobilemales.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $19.95 per month

The verdict: Excellent mobile landing spot with tons of full length DVDs. Out of this world.. 9 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★★★★☆ (9/10)

To join, click here:www.mobilemales.com

Jesus…just think back 15 years ago. It was the year 1995. Cars were square looking, computers were big and clunky and you barely had a cell phone. And if you did, it was probably a bag phone or one actually attached to the inside of your car. Now you can fucking tap on a 4.5 inch by 2.4 inch screen and milk your cock to hot guys in the blink of an eye. Amazing.

Not only have we evolved technically, but physically as people we’ve evolved. Want proof? Go check out Ron Jeremy, circa 1983. Now go to MobileMales.com on your smart phone and check out the studs on that site. Big fucking difference, huh? God damned right there is. And there are over a THOUSAND DVDs available at your fingertips (literally), with at least 2 of those gorgeous guys in every one of them.

These are mainstream sort of gay porn videos — studio porn if you will. You can tap on your favorite niche, or favorite studio — whatever you like. This shit is easier than you could have ever imagined 15 — hell FIVE years ago. It’s really amazing, too, when you see how smoothly the videos run, how clear they are and how fast they are. No jerky motion (besides your OTHER arm).

Here’s something that’s also advanced: $19.95 for an entire MONTH of unlimited porn. Thousands of DVDs for less than $20. And don’t go knocking the fact that they are on a mobile site until you try it. I just cranked one out to Mobile Males in the bathroom of this Whole Foods that I’m walking through right now. Plus, you can get a $1, 1 day trial, so there’s something else you can not scoff at.

Excellent mobile landing spot with tons of full length DVDs. Out of this world.

9 out of 10

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iMale Spectrum Pass Website Review

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The site: imalespectrumpass.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $19.95 per month

The verdict: You’d better get in on the mobile porn craze on the ground floor — before everyone starts to catch on that it’s too good of a deal and they start to jack up the prices. Now’s the time, if you ask me. iMale Spectrum is a damn fine place to start. 8 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★★★☆☆ (8/10)

To join, click here:www.imalespectrumpass.com

Have you ever been in a club with your eye on a smoking hot guy and just gotten so horny you wish you could go take care of yourself right then and there, but once you got to the bathroom stall it was hard to get off because you weren’t staring directly at a hot guy at the time? Of course you have, silly! Now you can have your cock and eat it too, so to speak.

Over 1,000 mobile rockets in your pocket! That’s what they say on iMaleSpectrumPass.com. They’re clever, aren’t they? They’re also hot. And buff. And cheap. And, oh shit…I could go on and on. I think I will!

iMale Spectrum Pass is fantastic. It’s been featured on CNBC, Time and PC Mag. I did not see those features myself, but I bet they said something like, “If you fuckers want to know where to get tons of videos of gorgeous guys who love the cock, iMaleSpectrumPass is your place!” Ok…maybe a toned down version of that. But still — read between the lines! This shit is solid.

And cheap, too. $19.95 for a regular monthly, $39.95 for 3 months (that’s a free month in case you’re not a math whiz), and you can even get one day for one dollar — a great way to stick your toe in the water, or just to get one night of hotel room fun when you’re out of town.

You’d better get in on the mobile porn craze on the ground floor — before everyone starts to catch on that it’s too good of a deal and they start to jack up the prices. Now’s the time, if you ask me. iMale Spectrum is a damn fine place to start.

8 out of 10

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iPorno Pass

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The site: ipornopass.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $19.95 per month

The verdict: I love the new wave of porn. I was as skeptical as you are right now — I promise you that. But I can now say I’m 100% on board with mobile porn. And fuck — how much fucking cheaper is it to pay $20 per month and get 5,00 movies, rather than $12 per MOVIE in the hotel? It’s a fucking no-brainer. 8.5 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★★★½☆ (8.5/10)

To join, click here:ipornopass.com

Check this shit out — I got an iPhone for Xmas, and I just now beat off with it for the first time ever! No…not like that. I didn’t use the phone to rub my cock and balls all over (although I wonder how the touch screen would react to such a heat missile being rubbed all over it?). I mean, I used it to watch videos on mobile porn sites, whilst stroking my fleshy shaft. It was much, much more erotic than I thought it would be. Especially considering that I was grocery shopping at the same time.

iPornoPass.com is your portal to — get this — over FIVE THOUSAND professionally done, studio porno DVDs, all in once place. Your hand. No, not that hand. That hand is where your cock is. I mean the OTHER hand. 5,000 porn DVDs right there in that hand for you to look at, and schmeg off to, wherever you are. God fucking damn it’s a great time to be alive, huh?

The membership fee for iPornoPass is only $19.95 per month. That’s about ten bucks cheaper than you’d pay for a non-mobile site of the same caliber. They also have a $1 trial that will give you a full day of fuck videos. So, if you’re sitting there with a 5 hour layover in Detroit right now, I say you spend the buck and get it on. God knows it’s the cheapest fucking thing you can do in an airport, and the most entertaining to boot!

I love the new wave of porn. I was as skeptical as you are right now — I promise you that. But I can now say I’m 100% on board with mobile porn. And fuck — how much fucking cheaper is it to pay $20 per month and get 5,00 movies, rather than $12 per MOVIE in the hotel? It’s a fucking no-brainer.

8.5 out of 10

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IPink Visual Pass Website Review

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The site: ipinkvisualpass.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $19.95 per month

The verdict: If you’re a traveler, or just want to check out some beef curtains and floppy tits on your commute, at the doctor’s office or during your offspring’s Spring play, iPink Visual Pass is definitely a damn fine way to go. 9 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★★★★☆ (9/10)

To join, click here:www.ipinkvisualpass.com

This is our very first review of a mobile porn site. Welcome to the future, you perverted motherfuckers! Pretty soon our cocks will be made out of titanium and able to shoot wads of gold cum over 7 miles. Yes we will. It’s true — I read about it on the internet. Google that shit!

Wait — before you do, you should get your ass on your smart phone, if you aren’t already, and check out this site, ipinkvisualpass.com. It’s a site by a stellar network, Top Bucks, that allows you access to TONS of mobile content on tons of niche sites for LESS THAN $20 per month. Obviously, that’s below the normal going rate of a “passport” site like this (usually $30 or so). And they even have a $1 trial for day — something we always suggest when it’s available.

iPinkVisualPass is basically a passport to about 20 niche sites. They’re also cheaper than a non-mobile site (as mentioned above) and they give you extra shit that you can’t get on your regular computer — like sex game apps and wallpapers.

If you’re a traveler, or just want to check out some beef curtains and floppy tits on your commute, at the doctor’s office or during your offspring’s Spring play, iPink Visual Pass is definitely a damn fine way to go.

9 out of 10

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