Nips And Clits Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

That's a sexy fucking gaze.

That's a sexy fucking gaze.

The site: nipsandclits.com

The price:$24.95 per month

The verdict: I’m on the fence, but any site that has Zophya is one I’d probably join when it came down to nut milking time. The bonus sites make it a definite yes. 6.5 out of 10.

[rating:6.5/10] (6.5/10)

To join, click here:www.nipsandclits.com

I wonder why no one ever calls the clit a “pussy nipple?” From this point forward, I will only refer to it as that.

Well, what we have here at NipsAndClits.com is another site where chicks are frigging and playing, but not fucking dudes. At least this one is tons of different women, and not just one boring chick. And this site also feature a lot of pussy lip spreading, so we can see the entire inner hole and all that comes with it.

Another Zophya sighting here at NipsAndClits. As I said in another review, I met this hot piece of ass a while back (what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, fuckers…) and she was really sweet, in addition to being a fucking knockout. Nice tits, beautiful ass and wild as fuck. On this particular site, she covers herself in milk (whole, possibly 2%), and jimmies a dilly in her cunt.

Although there are some decent scenes on Nips and Clits, I think the best thing about the $25 per month deal is that you also get 10 more sites for free. That’s full access to TEN times the material at no extra cost. Oh — and lots of those sites have hard fucking and sucking.

I’m on the fence, but any site that has Zophya is one I’d probably join when it came down to nut milking time. The bonus sites make it a definite yes.

6.5 out of 10

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Rear Frontier Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Side tit is not porn.

Side tit is not porn.

The site: rearfrontier.com

The price:$24.95 per month

The verdict: I wasn’t that impressed with Rear Frontier, but the network is pretty decent. 5 out of 10.

[rating:5/10] (5/10)

To join, click here:www.rearfrontier.com

I wonder if butt sex to a chick feels the same as butt sex to a dude? Like — I’ve never been crap-hammered, but I’d assume it feels like someone trying to shove a fungo bat into my pee hole. I wonder if chicks just endure it for money, or if they really dig it after a bit?

The good news? RearFrontier.com site has been around since 1998. That’s a looong time in the porn world and, as you know, the longer a site’s been around, the more content it’s bound to have.

The bad news? RearFrontier only a good site if you pictures of clothed asses walking around in public. Yep — it’s shit you could presumably see by walking out your front door and looking up and down the street. Not all that pornographic.

It’s strange I suppose — I could get harder than a diamond by looking at a nice ass in person. But when I see them on a site like this, fully clothed and all, I get nothing. I guess it’s because I know that I can see the same thing in real life at any time, whereas as most porn sites give me something that I can’t necessarily get at the drop of a hat.

In any event, I do not speak for the whole world, so if you dig it, fucking good for you. It comes with 4 additional sites for free, so it’s worth a join even if you are flaccid like I am when you check it out. $25 is a good deal for 5 porn sites — even if one is tame like this one.

I wasn’t that impressed with Rear Frontier, but the network is pretty decent.

5 out of 10

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Lesby Friends Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

We all need friends that will suck on your tit.

We all need friends that will suck on your tit.

The site: lesbyfriends.com

The price:$24.95 per month

The verdict: I join anything with Zophya in it. She’s that good. And even if she wasn’t in it, it’s still well worth the cash. 9 out of 10.

[rating:9/10] (9/10)

To join, click here:www.lesbyfriends.com

I have had lesbian friends, but I have to admit, they looked more like John Goodman with a flat top than the hot bitches I see on these porn sites. That’s probably a good thing, as I would have certainly forced myself on any chick that I hung around that looked like any of the gals on this site.

The super hot chicks at LesbyFriends.com are way hotter than your average gal, but the videos are shot in regular hotel rooms and with only normal lighting — so they still seem “real” and it doesn’t feel like a pro porn shoot. That’s a great thing to me. You get really, really hot chicks without the “too perfect” feel of watching a movie set on an actual, professionally lit porno set. Those are too sterile for me.

Lesby Friends has one of my favorite all-time porner chicks. Her name on this site is Zophya. I met her last year and she now goes by Vandal Vyxen, and has multiple tattoos. She’s even hotter now. She was extremely nice and lovely, as well as one of the sexiest chicks I have ever met — just like you are going to imagine her being when you jerk off to her. Too bad you can’t see her dancing here, as she was when I met her. Of course, her eating pussy is admittedly a little sexier.

I have beat off to Zophya hundreds of times, and will continue to do so, but there are several other top notch chicks to whack off to on LesbyFriends as well. You get them all — and TEN additional sites — for a scant $25 per month. This is a really nice network, with fetish sites, lesbo sites, solo chick sites and straightforward fuck sites.

I join anything with Zophya in it. She’s that good. And even if she wasn’t in it, it’s still well worth the cash.

9 out of 10

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Fellatihoes Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Bandanas can be worn over tits or your head.

Bandanas can be worn over tits or your head.

The site: fellatihoes.com

The price:$24.95 per month

The verdict: I’m not a huge BJ site fan, simply because I’d rather see HER get off than HIM…but as far as BJ sites go, this one is pretty good. 7 out of 10.

[rating:7/10] (7/10)

To join, click here:www.fellatihoes.com

It’s been a coon’s age since I had a really fantastic blowjob. The bitch I currently own is a good lay, but she couldn’t suck a cock to save her life. And I might prove that theory soon, if shit doesn’t start getting better in the face fucking department.

Maybe I should have her watch Fellatihoes.com for a week or two. Or shit — maybe for a whole month. It’s only $25, and if she could learn half of what these little tarts at Fellatihoes know, it’d be the best $25 I ever spent. Not to mention, I would also get an additional 10 sites for FREE when I join (not all BJ sites, but most of them are really, really good sites).

The chicks on Fellatihoes are your average, better-than-average gals. In other words, they are hotter than the skag you hammered last weekend, but they are still chick-next-door types. They don’t have the standard “porn star” look that some of us have grown very tired of.

It’s also a POV site, which to me always steps up the quality a bit. I have no interest in seeing some dudes face while he’s getting his knob shined — or at any other time for that matter. I want to see HER face as she works the meat and takes a load to the brow.

I’m not a huge BJ site fan, simply because I’d rather see HER get off than HIM…but as far as BJ sites go, this one is pretty good.

7 out of 10

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Dflowered Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

She's biting off more than she can chew. Ouch.

She's biting off more than she can chew. Ouch.

The site: dflowered.com

The price:$24.95 per month

The verdict: Well, as hot as these chicks are, this one ain’t gonna get me to the finish I was looking for. Better luck to you fellers. 6.5 out of 10.

[rating:6.5/10] (6.5/10)

To join, click here:www.dflowered.com

Have you ever gotten drunk and passed out while beating off? I just now did that, then woke up and started typing this review. Hopefully I will get some good material here and be able to finish what I started.

DFlowered.com is a site filled to the gills with 9s and 10s — but they aren’t taking the stabs like I like. They do plenty of naked writhing and dildo play, but where’s the fucking, I ask you…WHERE??

You know those Playboy “movies” where the chick flails around on a bear skin rug on the floor in front of the fireplace? Well, think that style, except the chicks do get a lot raunchier, sticking fingers in their asses and plastic dicks in their gashes. That part is cool — I just wish they’d take it a step further.

What is undeniable, however, is the heat level of the chicks that this site has landed. These are Playboy quality, if you ask me. And they’re all Euro chicks, which is pretty hot too, if you’re a horny American like I am. Very glamorous, very artsy, very classy. That’s good for some — but I like my chicks dirty!

DFlowered is less than $25 per month to join, and that includes free memberships to TEN additional smut sites, most of which are more heavy on the dick-downs. All of them are high quality, so it’s definitely worth your pennies.

Well, as hot as these chicks are, this one ain’t gonna get me to the finish I was looking for. Better luck to you fellers.

6.5 out of 10

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Horny Live Sex Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

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The site: hornylivesex.com

The price:Varies

The verdict: The ONLY thing that you need to concern yourself with on a reasonably priced cam site is the quality of poontang. I know it’s a subjective thing, but to me Horny Live Sex has plenty of top notch cunny to make it worth at least a 30 spot. 8 out of 10.

[rating:8/10] (8/10)

To join, click here:www.hornylivesex.com

Have you ever had sex when you’re not horny? Not like when you were raped in prison — I mean with your cock and a female. I have. It’s still good. It takes a little more concentration, but in the end you can still spill the goods if you wish for it hard enough.

Is there a better type of sex than live sex? I say no. I’m sure you sick fucking necrophiliacs out there would disagree, but the majority of us know what’s up. If you can’t have a real chick hopping up and down on your fun stick, the next best thing is a cam chick.

HornyLiveSex.com is that, and only that. There are over 1 billion live models to choose from* (*not true…but there are a lot of them). They have them neatly categorized for your whacking pleasure, and they offer everything from black to blond to Middle Eastern to East Indian, and all of the different shades of vagina in between.

As with most cam sites, HornyLiveSex uses credits as a form of payment. The hotter and more private the show, the more credits it costs. The best deal is to spend $30, and that will get you 45 credits — and I think right now they’re throwing in an extra handful of credits for free.

The ONLY thing that you need to concern yourself with on a reasonably priced cam site is the quality of poontang. I know it’s a subjective thing, but to me Horny Live Sex has plenty of top notch cunny to make it worth at least a 30 spot.

8 out of 10

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Silvia Next Door Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Seppia can mask quite a few horrors

Sepia can mask quite a few horrors

The site: silvianextdoor.com

The price:$29.99 per month

The verdict: Too bad — Silvia is very fucking sexy. I would have loved to see a lot more of and from her. As it is, Silvia Next Door is lacking in a big way. 5 out of 10.

[rating:5/10] (5/10)

To join, click here:www.silvianextdoor.com

Since when did people start fucking all of their neighbors? I live by an octogenarian, a gay man and his lesbian wife who married out of convenience, a pedophile and a cripple. Who wants to fuck any part of that human landfill?

Silvia is fucking hot. No doubt about it. But I’m gonna tell you right now — SilviaNextDoor.com gets a 5 at best. Why? Because they have a handful of short vids — and that’s only if your hand is missing some fingers.

The only thing that saves SilviaNextDoor from getting a big, fat turd from me is that it is part of a large, very nice network of 30 sites, and ALL of the sites are included when you join this one ($30 per month). Most of the others are well worth the pay (although a handful are lacking content like this one).

Too bad — Silvia is very fucking sexy. I would have loved to see a lot more of and from her. As it is, Silvia Next Door is lacking in a big way.

5 out of 10

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Naughty Tania Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Thank god she's in the shadows

Thank god she's in the shadows.

The site: naughtytania.com

The price:$29.99 per month

The verdict: Meh — not a whole lot to report. Been there, done that. 5.5 out of 10.

[rating:5.5/10] (5.5/10)

To join, click here:www.naughtytania.com

I wonder if it’s legal in other countries to repeatedly kick a chick in the cunt hole right after you fill it up with ball suds? I have somewhat of a nervous tick that requires me to do this or I don’t sleep well for the next week, but I keep getting dumped or jailed when I do it.

I am hit or miss when it comes to whores getting fucked outdoors. Sometimes it does something great to my loins — like when I am the one getting fucked. Other times it’s a yawner for me. Naughty Tania is an outdoorsy gal. She was fair — better than average — but not spectacular.

Not all of the NaughtyTania scenes are outdoors, but she does have some. The rest of them are in the normal places — beds, showers, meat lockers, etc. Tania is cute enough, but I don’t know. Something about her just doesn’t click for me. Go take a look at her samples and decided for yourself.

If you do get giggity when you see her, chances are you should join NaughtyTania.com. She’s only $30 per month. That alone would do nothing for me, but ALL of the sites in the network are included (about 30 of them) in that one fee, so it’s an excellent deal.

Meh — not a whole lot to report. Been there, done that.

5.5 out of 10

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Climax Models Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

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The site: climaxmodels.com

The price:$24.95 per month

The verdict: It’s good at what it does, but for me, what it does is not enough. 6 out of 10.

[rating:6/10] (6/10)

To join, click here:www.climaxmodels.com

They need to change change the meaning of the word “model” to “fuck slut.” There are basically zero so-called models that aren’t willing to chug on a boner to get work. Sure, you’ve got your super models, but outside of that handful of 10 pounders, there are no “models.” There are only sluts.

I love hot chicks. I love “models.” I love fake tits. And I love dildos. All of these things are fantastic. What I don’t necessarily love is a site featuring ONLY those things. Sure, I wouldn’t kick any of them out of bed for eating crackers, but when I pay for a fuck site, I want fucking, not dildoing. This one fell short for me.

But that’s just me. Obviously a lot of you horndogs like this shit, or they wouldn’t keep pumping it out there. If you do, then this may be one you’ll dig. That’s because the chicks are very hot, but at the same time they are not over the top hot, so much so that they are bordering on being unreal.

There are also TONS of them, so you will never run out of material. And even if you did, you get a free TEN additional sites when you join this one — so I would venture to say that unless you’re Pee Wee Herman, you’ll be set forever. And at less than $25 per month to boot!

It’s good at what it does, but for me, what it does is not enough.

6 out of 10

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Anal Rookies Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

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The site: analrookies.com

The price:$24.95 per month

The verdict: Besides the hot chicks getting fanny fucked, other draws of Anal Rookies are HD quality video, TONS of content and TEN additional free sites (all of which are very well done pro sites from the same network). Oh, and all of that for less than $25 per month. Not too fucking bad if you ask me…and you did. 8.5 out of 10.

[rating:8.5/10] (8.5/10)

To join, click here:www.analrookies.com

Being a rookie at anything is surely tough, what with all of the hazing and hi-jinx and such. Being a rookie at getting fucked in the rear end has got to be the toughest of the tough. My arsehole has never been hazed, but I can’t paint any sort of pretty picture of that in my head.

There is not one snowball’s chance in hell that these chicks on AnalRookies.com are just being introduced to ass sex. Sorry — I just don’t buy it. That doesn’t really matter to me in the grand scheme of things, I’m just calling a spade a spade. That being said, AnalRookies is a nice little professional butt hole site.

The chicks are all sitting on the top shelf. Well, they WERE sitting on the top shelf. No, I would have to assume that they aren’t SITTING anywhere. Especially the scorching hot redhead who takes 2 ding-a-lings up her shithole. But in any event — they are top of the line chicks.

Besides the hot chicks getting fanny fucked, other draws of Anal Rookies are HD quality video, TONS of content and TEN additional free sites (all of which are very well done pro sites from the same network). Oh, and all of that for less than $25 per month. Not too fucking bad if you ask me…and you did.

8.5 out of 10

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