The Training Of O Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?  The Shadow!

Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men? The Shadow!

The site: TheTrainingOfO.com

The price:$24.91/Month

The verdict: The level of degradation and the degree of BDSM is that which can only=be brought by Kink.com. The site itself is more of a cinematic masterpiece than a skin site. It is very, very well done. It is nasty and beautiful. It is art. 10 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★★★★★ (10/10)

To join, click here:www.TheTrainingOfO.com

Disturbing. Unsettling. Nightmarish. Ghastly. Dark. Violent.Erotic. Sexy. Exciting. Sensual. Seductive. Rousing.

How can both sets of these words be describing the exact same web site? How the fuck do I now? What — am I some sort of fucking wordsmith or something? Just trust me on this one — they do. The Training of O is like NOTHING you have ever seen before. It’s more than a porn site. It’s a production. A major production. It’s a brand spanking new site that promises to be one of a kind.

But don’t think that because it’s new that the makers of the site are new at this and may not know what they’re doing. On the contrary, this site comes to us from the fellers at Kink.com — the leading sites for BDSM for ten years. You know Fucking Machines? That was them. Remember Hogtied? That is theirs also. Seen Whipped Ass? They are responsible. Like I said — industry leaders. That is why we are so high on this one early on.

Here’s the gig — they take bottomed-out skanks to some abandoned school/warehouse/some-sort-of-fucking-big-building and lock them away for several days. All the while, the girls are degraded, abused, made =to scrub toilets, whipped, fucked — BOY are they FUCKED! Hard and violently. At the end of their “training period”, they are released, presumably as new and improved women.

Although I realize that description does little justice and leaves many questions — you really have to see this one for yourself. No one can do it justice with words. If you have ANY inkling at all that you may be into some really hardcore shit, then you will love, love, love it. They have a very nice trailer set up too — so check that out to help you decide. And WHEN you decide to join, the price won’t gouge you either — it’s under $25 per month. I know they HAD to pour a shitload of money into producing this thing — so that is a great deal.

The level of degradation and the degree of BDSM is that which can only=be brought by Kink.com. The site itself is more of a cinematic masterpiece than a skin site. It is very, very well done. It is nasty and beautiful. It is art.

UPDATE! The producers of TheTrainingOfO.com are now offering an on demand option if you dont want to pay the full subscription price. Visit the site at KinkOnDemand.com

Visit the site: www.TheTrainingOfO.com

10 out of 10

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Ava Knight Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

She needs to learn a few things

She needs to learn a few things

The site: avaknight.com

The price:$4.95 Trial, $29.94/month

The verdict: All-in-all a nice solo chick site. She doesn’t get the flesh hammer, but she fucks chicks, so that’s a good consolation prize. 8 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★★★☆☆ (8/10)

To join, click here: www.avaknight.com

How come “Knight” is such a popular porn chick name? Is there some connection with porn and Medieval times? IF so, I want to see some porn with a guy in a suit of armor fucking a chick with a joust, then bludgeoning her with a mace. Talk about masochism…A solo chick site. Fucking finally. I have been in a slump lately, reviewing shitty, big name sites that lack all originality and personality. Thank you Ava. Even if you have your faults, you will never be as boring as a huge site full of shitty, mass-produced pro DVDs.

This sexy piece of small-tittied bliss is only 19, and measures a towering 5′1” tall, and qualifies as a spinner at 95 pounds. Plus she’s a brunette – something I have been lacking in my diet as of late.

Her work ethic is pretty impressive – she does 3 live cam shows per week, she keeps a daily blog and she updates her site weekly. She currently has 137 photo sets and 97 videos – not bad for a fairly new site. And 80 of those 137 photo sets are high resolution – so you can whack your pecker to primo shit.

Of course, there’s the one daunting question – the one question that everyone needs to have answered before they join. Does she fuck on film? Well, yes – but only women. At least so far. But let me tell you, the women she fucks are at least as hot (and some hotter) as she is – so you will enjoy every second of it if you are into lesbo porn. The scenes are pretty fucking hot.

All-in-all a nice solo chick site. She doesn’t get the flesh hammer, but she fucks chicks, so that’s a good consolation prize.

Visit the site: www.avaknight.com

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The site: thetrainingofo.com (German)
The price:$24.91/Month
The verdict: Diese Art von Erniedrigungen und ein solches Ausmaß an BDSM kriegt man nur von Kink.com. Meiner Meinung nach ist diese Site ein Meisterstück der Filmkunst. Es ist wirklich ausgezeichnet gut gemacht. Es ist gleichzeitig anstößig und bildschön. Wie schon gesagt, es ist Kunst. 10 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★★★★★ (10/10)

To join, click here:www.thetrainingofo.com (German)

Beunruhigend. Aufreibend. Beklemmend. Entsetzlich. Finster. Brutal.Erotisch. Sexy. Erregend. Sinnlich. Verlockend. Mitreißend.

Wie können denn bitte beide Wortgruppen genau diesselbe Website beschreiben? Wie zum Teufel soll ich denn das wissen? Was glaubt ihr denn, wer ich bin — irgendso ein geschniegelter Wortschmied oder sowas in der Art? Alles, was ich weiß, ist, daß alle diese Worte für diese Website perfekt passen. The Training of O übertrifft wirklich alles, was ihr euch vorstellen könnt. Es ist mehr wie nur eine Porno Site. Es ist eine Produktion, und zwar eine ziemlich aufwendige Produktion. Es ist eine funkelnagelneue Website, die´s durch ihre schiere Einzigartigkeit sehr weit bringen wird.

Aber bloß weil die Site neu ist, heißt das auf keinen Fall, daß die Macher der Site neu in der Branche sind, und daher von nichts ´ne Ahnung haben. Ganz im Gegenteil — die Site wird von den Typen von Kink.com produziert, und die sind seit über 10 Jahren die Marktführer im BDSM-Geschäft. Schon mal von Fucking Machines gehört? Kam von denen. Erinnert ihr euch an Hogtied? Das gehört denen auch. Und für Whipped Ass sind die auch verantwortlich. Wie schon gesagt — Marktführer, eben. Das ist auch der Grund, warum wir darüber jetzt schon so aufgepeitscht sind.

Das Ganze läuft folgendermaßen ab — die greifen sich irgendwelche Gossenschlampen und bringen sie in ein leerstehendes Lagerhaus, -Schulgebäude oder ähnlich verlassenen Schuppen, in dem sie dann ein paar Tage festgehalten werden. Und die ganze Zeit über werden die Weiber auf alle möglichen Weisen erniedrigt und mißbraucht; die müssen Klos schrubben, werden gezüchtigt, ausgepeitscht und gefickt. Und WIE die durchgefickt werden! Grob und knallhart. Am Ende ihrer “Lernzeit“ werden sie dann wieder freigelassen, weil sie dann als neue und verbesserte Frauen gelten.

Diese kurze Beschreibung wird dieser Website leider nicht gerecht und läßt auch bestimmt viele Fragen offen, aber ich glaube nicht, daß IRGENDJEMAND diese Site genau treffend beschreiben kann. Man muß sich das einfach mit eigenen Augen ansehen. Wenn euch also der echt abartige Hardcore-Scheiß anmacht, dann wird das bestimmt schnell euere Lieblings-Site werden. Guckt euch den sehr gut gemachten Vorschau-Clip an, das macht euch die Entscheidung, ob ihr Mitglied werden wollt oder nicht, bestimmt einfacher. Und wenn ihr euch dann anmeldet wird euch der Preis auch nicht ruinieren — das sind unter $25 pro Monat. Das ist ein echtes Schnäppchen, wenn man sich überlegt, was für einen Arsch voller Kohle die in diese Produktion reingedonnert haben müssen.

Diese Art von Erniedrigungen und ein solches Ausmaß an BDSM kriegt man nur von Kink.com. Meiner Meinung nach ist diese Site ein Meisterstück der Filmkunst. Es ist wirklich ausgezeichnet gut gemacht. Es ist gleichzeitig anstößig und bildschön. Wie schon gesagt, es ist Kunst.

DICKE FETTE 10

10 out of 10

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They Caught On Video Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

I be catch they on camera video place

I be catch they on camera video place

The site: theycaughtonvideo.com

The price:$29.95/Month plus 7 bonus days

The verdict: Good fucking, I just hate the fake voyeur idea. But hey – I can tune that shit out, right? 7 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★★☆☆☆ (7/10)

To join, click here:www.theycaughtonvideo.com

Did you sick fucks catch that sneaky hotel video of that sporty slut Erin Andrews? Apparently some jerky drilled a hole in his hotel room wall and filmed her in her birthday suit. It was pretty boring, actually. She has a nice set of cans, but my cock doesn’t even wake up unless there is something sticking out of a vagina.This is a pseudo-voyeur site. The fucking is real and the parties are real, but I am not buying the fact that someone really snuck upon this shit happening. Maybe I’m naïve, but I am not buying it.

The janky side of the site is that they are obviously not “real” voyeur videos. In other words, you can tell that the settings are staged. That being said, though, the sex that happens on the other end of the camera is definitely real. The parties get into it and they are fucking hot. I just think the movies with the little circle around them (to represent a hole in the wall) are a little silly.

It’s a site that’s part of a helluva network, that’s for sure. I have seen all of their sites and I love every one of them. They are all in the same vein – sort of amateur, but better in a way because of the video quality. $29.95 will get you a monthly, but I went the 2 month route. That was $39.95 – but then each month after that is only $19.95. And there are a LOT of videos to be had here.

Good fucking, I just hate the fake voyeur idea. But hey – I can tune that shit out, right?

7 out of 10

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Thick Black Hookers Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

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The site: thickblackhookers.com
The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95 a monthThe verdict: Pretty nice site for black chicks with big asses. Not terribly original, but at this point my balls are deep purple, so I could give a fuck. 7.5 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★★½☆☆ (7.5/10)

To join, click here:www.thickblackhookers.com

I wonder if there’s some sort of home for black chicks born with tiny, bony asses? Some sort of ass orphanage, if you will – for otherwise perfectly fine women that have been shunned by society for their lack of an acceptable Onyun. I should make one of them. I am all for a juicy backyard, but I’d still fuck the shit out of an ass-less black gal.No mistaking what this site is about, huh? Thick Black Hookers. I’ll have 3, please!

High quality, near HD bitches with asses so big they have to have a bench seat in their cars. After reading that, look into your underpants and see if there is any reaction. If Spanky is twitching like a dying worm, you might be very interested in what this site has to offer. Lots of sexy ass black chicks getting F-U-C-K-E-D! (not sure why I spelled that out like that – it just felt right).

Go check out Kira and report back to me – think of it as sort of a book report, but for whores. Kira is a black chick with an ass that could stop a locomotive dead on the tracks. The bitch has an attitude, too – and I like that shit a lot. She has damn near 20 minutes of long-dong wrangling – and a good chunk of that time is spent with a Jimmy right up in that phat ass of hers.

What I want to know is, if these REALLY are hookers, how much would I have to drop to get up in their shit? Like Kira, for example – I’d pay a good sum of money to get Li’l Whitey up in her guts. How much are you going for these days, Kira? How about a discount for this rave review of your ass and fuck skills?

Since Kira will probably never read this and answer me, I will have to go the same route as the rest of you and slick off to her videos instead. ONE fucking dollar is all you need to do that, as you can get 3 whole days for that amount. It’s true. It was in that stimulus bill that the prez was crowing about. And stimulating it is.

Pretty nice site for black chicks with big asses. Not terribly original, but at this point my balls are deep purple, so I could give a fuck.

7.5 out of 10

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Thick Coeds Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Thick or fat?  Depends on ethnicity

Thick or fat? Depends on ethnicity

The site: thickcoeds.com

The price: $4.99 trial, $39.99/month (recurring)

The verdict: To sum it up, this site is very amateurish, both in content and the way it is made. The bright side — amateur girls rule! 6 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★☆☆☆☆ (6/10)

To join, click here:www.thickcoeds.com

First impression: It looks like some horny eighth grader who likes black girls made a site to pleasure himself and to show off to his friends. Thick Coeds is a supposedly serious, but in reality humorous look at big bootys and ebony babes!

But that is kind of why we like it. It is almost a throwback website, looking like it was made in the ’70s or something. Now, the ladies are not bad at all and all of them are very amateur. They are all thick, but that is why you are checking out this review, right? I mean, who are you trying to fool — you clicked on the link that said “ThickCoeds,” right? Got ya…

The maker of the site says he is sick and tired of the skinny model types that are in other sites and on TV and movies. He made his own site to feature real ladies with curves and some meat on their bones. And does he ever. He puts ads in the paper and waits for them to come knocking…and they come in droves. He has LOTS of amateur pictures and videos of thick girls with thick asses and floppy, fat tits.

Be forewarned, however, that you are not going to get a bunch of hardcore, at least not on this site. When you join ($4.99 for 2 days and $39.99 per month) you also get free access to 12 other hardcore sites. That is great, except many of the girls on HTOS sites are the type that the maker of this site hates…but we liked them so fuck it! And as far as the videos on this site itself — you will get big ladies shaking their rumps and doing dances with their clothes off. And they can shake that thang if you know what we mean!

To sum it up, this site is very amateurish, both in content and the way it is made. The bright side — amateur girls rule!

Visit the site: www.thickcoeds.com

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Thick Juicy Cocks Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Those jock straps are goddamn ridiculous

Those jock straps are goddamn ridiculous

The site: thickjuicycocks.com

The price: $4.95 trial, $29.96/month (recurring)

The verdict: Great network, but why risk losing people’s trust by doctoring the images on your site?  4 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★☆☆☆☆☆☆ (4/10)

To join, click here:www.thickjuicycocks.com

We are all for making your site look as enticing as possible –putting the best looking boys on the front, the boys with the biggest dicks and all — but when you actually digitally alter the photos, we start to have a problem with trusting you. Especially when the altering is so horribly bad and obvious that a ten year old (assuming of course that a ten year old were allow to view such things) could tell. This site has some good content, but we did not get off on the right foot with them due to the stupidly huge dick that they superimposed into a guy’s mouth right on the front page!We know we sound like little bitches, but come on! There are giant fake dicks all over the place! How can we believe that they will give us good videos and pictures if we see that shit? Now — if you trust then you can believe that they DO have good stuff — but that is the benefit of coming here first…we tell you the things that you would not normally know otherwise. You’re welcome.

Now some more shit you didn’t know. First of all, when you actually get into this site the content is not all that bad. They just fucked it all up when they went around super-sizing every cock on the opening pages. The videos are all of nice quality. The guys are super hot — most of them anyhow. There were a couple that were not necessarily our type, but that is a personal preference that we will not even get into. The volume is incredible — hundreds of hours of videos and thousands of pictures. Plenty of material to let you be bad for a long time!

Not only that, but when you join this site you also get access to TEN additional sites as well! That is 11 for the price of one! A great deal no matter what you are getting (unless it is Chlamydia of course).All of the other sites are on the up and up — meaning that they are not trying to trick you by putting giant fake cocks all over the place! We are not sure why in the hell this one is different, but trust us, it is. The others are very reliable and very good.

The price to join is $29.96 for a month. We would join, but we would think of it as joining the other sites and this one being an extra one. While we sincerely like the content and the talent, we are very upset by the fake cocks and we DO hold that against them. Umm…we don’t hold cocks against them, just the fake ones. On their site. You know what we mean.

Great network, but why risk losing people’s trust by doctoring the images on your site? … 4 out of 10

Visit the site: www.thickjuicycocks.com
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The Cockzilla Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

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The site: thecockzilla.com
The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95 month

The verdict: Pretty simple — a fantastically hung black man fucking white girls. What you see is what you get. 7 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★★☆☆☆ (7/10)

To join, click here:www.thecockzilla.com

To Cockzilla white girls are the turkey and he’s the stuffing.”This, on the front page of the site The Cockzilla, is now my favorite ad line from any porn site that I have ever been on. All things being equal, these guys get points for ridiculousness, if nothing else. Fortunately, they do have other redeeming qualities on the site, namely the fact that they land super hot white chicks, then slaughter their already gaping snatch holes with a dick so big that this dude could take a shit and then stir it. One little side note — I like the call him THE Cockzilla, as if there are dozens of Cockzillas running rampant. There aren’t…are there? Oh shit…now I’m scared…

Whether there are or not, this one’s appropriately named to be sure. A big, sometimes dred-locked black man with about a yard-o-dick. His specialty? Taking on tiny, little white girls and their tight-to-him snatches. If you like pain fucking and interracial sex, this one will please you. If you like soft, sensual love making with candles, incense and “holding” afterwards…then get the fuck off of my website, you fucking creep.

And if you think that WE are just a vehicle to get your jerk on, you think again mister. If you join through PLD at the link above, you can get a three day trial for ONE DOLLAR! Any other way and it’ll cost you a lot more. That’s 72 hours of spunk shooting virtually on us. Ummm…not shooting your spunk on us, I meant “on us”, as in free. You’re welcome.

Pretty simple — a fantastically hung black man fucking white girls. What you see is what you get. … 7 out of 10

Visit the site: www.thecockzilla.com
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The Dirty Old Man Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Hello Ladies!  I'm filth ridden

Hello Ladies! I'm filth ridden

The site: thedirtyoldman.com

The price:$5.95 trial/ $34.95 month

The verdict: Really decent amateur site that has real girls, even though the scripts are not. We loved the original content and the true amateurs.. 8 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★★★☆☆ (8/10)

To join, click here:www.thedirtyoldman.com

Mike is a dirty old bastard. He admits it. Hell, he named a website after it. But he is damn good at it. He gets amateur girls, most of them WAY younger than he is, to come home and fuck him — on camera. We hope we can grow up to be dirty old men someday too! And we are already halfway there…we have the “dirty” part down!

For about six years as of the date of this review, “Mike” has been living this dream. The significance of the long period of time is that he has all of his videos archived on his site, so you get hundreds of girls when you join this site. But what kind of girls are they? Real amateurs. No doubt about it. These are just skanks off the street, which is the way we like them!

Now, the set-ups are obviously fake. Mike seems to be in the right place at the right time. Some girl will get into a public spat with her boyfriend, and Mike is there to comfort her in the aftermath. The acting on that part is as brutal as all of the other sites of the same nature. But the girls are really NOT superstars, or even stars at all. They are just poor saps that need some cabbage. And as for Mike, well he is truly amazing. He is old and fat, and has a crooked and not-all-that-big dick. The fact that he gets girls at all is astounding.

And speaking of the girls, they are generally not too bad to look at either. Sure, as with any true amateur site there are some dogs, but many are not bad at all, and some are downright hot. Like Laya, who supposedly was waiting at a rest stop for a blond date, and Mike picked her up instead. That is the worst storyline we have ever heard, by the way. Laya is a fake redhead, but she is tall, has a great body and a sexy face. Mike puts it where she poops. What a man. Oh and check out Vanessa too…tight assed blonde who loves sucking cock. She acts like she is on vacation instead of making a porn. She loved it!

The membership fee is only $5.95 for a trial membership and then it is $34.95 after that. Not too bad a price considering there are easily over 100 videos, all-original and all true amateur girls (some strippers and such — but still all considered amateur for this game). And Mike updates weekly (he’s still got it, the bastard) with new girls, so you are getting more and more all the time.

Really decent amateur site that has real girls, even though the scripts are not. We loved the original content and the true amateurs.

Visit the site: www.thedirtyoldman.com

8 out of 10

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The Fucking Corp Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

They're hiring

They're hiring

The site: thefuckingcorp.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95 a month

The verdict: Decent site. I don’t get into the fake worker shit, but there are some hot chicks and the fuck scenes are definitely serviceable. Not my favorite in the world, but better than average. 6 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★☆☆☆☆ (6/10)

To join, click here:www.thefuckingcorp.com

The theme of this site is co-workers fucking each other. I used to work in the restaurant business, and there is more “in-fucking” in a restaurant that within the Royal Family. If you count fucking by proxy, I fucked every single person on the payroll at the restaurant where I worked. When I got tired of fucking the staff, I even fucked a good portion of the ingredients before they were served. Baked potatoes make for nice substitute pussy-holes.This is one of the oldest “fantasies” in porn – the fucking at work fantasy. Most of the time it’s the boss fucking his secretary, but this site has some other versions – co-workers fucking, workers fucking clients and Realtors fucking potential home owners are all themes here. And there are tons more.

And although it’s a pro site, it’s not filled with big named stars or super glammy chicks. There are regular looking chicks here – hot regular looking chicks (if that makes sense). To me, even if they aren’t as hot as the super stars, watching them fuck is much hotter because I can relate to them more – and they also try a lot harder because they WANT to be big stars.

My favorite scene on the entire site was the aforementioned Realtor/owner scene. Iris, the Realtor, is a sexy blonde chick that actually “looks” like she could be a Realtor. You know how Realtor chick always happen to be hotter than the next gal? Yeah – that’s Iris. She takes a big, black dick in her snatch to make damn sure that the home owner hires her to sell his house. Savvy business sense, if you ask me.

Give her a spin for a measly dollar. $1 trials are on special now, and those get you 72 hours of porn. Take your time and peruse the site. Use different grip techniques. Try the reverse cowboy grip, or the Spanish Spiderman. Go have a smoke, come back and give yourself an Oh Henry. Go ahead – -you’ve got plenty of time.

Decent site. I don’t get into the fake worker shit, but there are some hot chicks and the fuck scenes are definitely serviceable. Not my favorite in the world, but better than average.

Visit the site: www.thefuckingcorp.com

6 out of 10

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