She had to cut off her legs to fit in the bedroom of her trailer.
Cam pussy is the only kind of whack material that you can get these days that’s real, live and able to be controlled by YOU. Sure, some people could actually go out and get some real trim and bring it back home, but let’s be real about the situation – it’s Saturday night and you’re sitting at home with your dick in your hand on a porno review site. I know what you want.
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Nom, nom, nom, nom...
Deny it all you want, but I have proof. Sure, maybe that’s not actually her in these videos, but the next time she gets invited to a bachelorette shindig, you can bet your 44 inch waist she’s going to be chugging dancer-dong like it’s the fucking fruit of life.
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Watch out! The squirt alert has sounded!
Squirt Alert! Move us to DEFCON 3, get the President on the horn! We got us some squirters. Scramble the Vaseline fighters and assemble the Kleenex troops — we have SQUIRTERS!!!
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Who am I to judge what she wears to the office? Or where she sits, for that matter?
I miss eating big, fat, hairy beavers like I used to do back in the day. There’s nothing better than lapping cunt, then coming up for air looking like the latest version of Joaquin Phoenix.
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Wanted...dead or alive. Preferably alive, though. Dead chick porn is fairly disgusting.
Have you fuckheads ever been to Wanted List to get smut? I know I pimp that shit a lot around here, but god dammit, there’s good reason. Fucking pussy flix delivered right to your door every god damn time you raise a finger? Are you fucking kidding me? It’s a hell of a deal if for no other reason than to let your mailman know you spend the majority of your life whacking you dong.
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If I see a head poke out, I'm runnin'.
I like to stick my dick into sluts who are knocked up. You can get them pregnant again, and by God they are hornier than a 2 peckered goat.
Ruth Blackwell, it seems, has been pregnant for at least 7 years. She apparently has the fucking gestation cycle of a retarded circus elephant. But the fact remains, it never gets old watching her take slippery black snakes into her cunt hole. That little bastard inside there HAS to be thinking that the police are serving a warrant and a big, black battering ram is taking down his front door.
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Creampie napkin.
I am having Easter at my house later this year, and I have decided that the menu will be all porn-related items. Fuck my parents and their “religion.” I am serving braised turkey vaginas, bearded yams, dingle berries, anal stuffing and creampies for dessert. And there’s a mandatory 4 drink minimum.
I wish I had a video of Jesus getting doubled up by 2 black dudes to set the tone for that dinner, but I guess I’ll have to focus on the dessert instead. Here’s some cream pie.
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Uptown girl...living in her slutty world.
I used to do Xanthia. It was good shit, but I always woke up somewhere where I shouldn’t have been in the first place, let alone sleeping there, and more often than not I awoke with an oblong object in my ass and a half smoked cigar in my mouth.
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I hope her step-son remembered to go to her trailer and feed her pet snake while she was out of town for this audition.
Have any of you dudes ever jerked off with ground beef? I am sitting here at home and horny something fierce and just realized I am fresh out of lube. No Vaseline, no lotion, no grape jelly and not even any Preparation H. All of my standbys are empty. The only thing that looks remotely slick in my fridge is ground beef – anyone have any experience in meat lubes?
Speaking of poor situations, I love me some White Trash Teens. I’d just as soon fuck trailer trash as I would a Hollywood starlet. They have to prove.
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She's digging the hearts. huh? Fuck that love shit -- gimme some tang!
How much cocaine do you think the average female – aged 18 to 23 – would have to inhale to take all of her clothes off and jam a rubber wiggler into her snatch on the internet for millions to see? I’m guessing somewhere in the neighborhood of a pound.
I’m not sure if Sexy Roxana is average, but she seems to have all of her bearings about her as evidenced by the way she expertly navigates her face around a cock.
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