Yummi Lee Website Review

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Slanty..... picture.

Slanty..... picture.

The site: yummilee.com

The price:$24.95 per month

The verdict: I thought Yummi was extremely hot, but I personally can’t get off on non-nudes. I have to see some fucking to get a full nut. It’s a nice warm up site, though. 6 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★☆☆☆☆ (6/10)

To join, click here:www.yummilee.com

I used to fuck a chick that said, “Yummy” every time I shot a load in her cooze. For some reason, that pissed me off royally. It was like she was pretending her cunt was talking to me. If cunts start talking, I don’t want them to say 3rd grade shit like, “Yummy.” I want them to say something along the lines of, “You’d better shave that fucking hog up in me all the way to the balls, or I will rub on your face until you do.”

YummiLee.com is the official site of Yummi Lee, whomever that may be. Just kidding, Yums — she’s a petite piece of Asian ass who’s wild as fuck, has some ink and loves to tease the fuck out of your cock. But be sure to read between the lines there — I said “tease.” That means she’s not doing the fucking and the sucking. In fact, YummiLee is actually a non-nude, thong, bikini type site.

Okay — so I probably lost a lot of you there, but if you’re still reading, you’re one of the lucky ones. You see — Yummi Lee is definitely worth a look, and when you pay the $25 to join her site for a month, you also get access to 4 additional sites. That’ll teach those knee jerk motherfuckers to bail out on me too soon!

I thought Yummi was extremely hot, but I personally can’t get off on non-nudes. I have to see some fucking to get a full nut. It’s a nice warm up site, though.

6 out of 10

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Sofia Rain Website Review

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She makes beige sext

She makes beige sexy

The site: sofiarain.com

The price:$24.95 per month

The verdict: It’s not going to knock you off your feet, but with the good, original content and 11 additional free sites, it’s definitely worth your scratch. 6.5 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★½☆☆☆ (6.5/10)

To join, click here:www.sofiarain.com

I wish I was dating a chick with her own porn site. My cock isn’t gigantic, but I think it’d do just fine on the small screen. They say the camera adds ten pounds. Have you fuckers ever seen a ten pound cock? That shit is impressive.

Imagine that — a fucking scorching hot blond with fake, big tits, pouty lips and a penchant for taking all of her clothes off and stuffing shit into her vagina. That’s Sofia Rain, folks. Nah — I’m not dissing her. Chicks like her make my world go ’round. But can she set herself apart from the ten billion others like her? Read on…

SofiaRain.com has 100% original content, a live cam schedule, portable phone formats, bonus shit and 11 free sites along with it — for $25 per month. That’s pretty solid shit, right there. But what about Sofia Rain herself?

Well, besides the aforementioned features, Sofia likes stockings, high heeled shoes, cock, pussy, over sized dildos and R&B music. She has a little bit of all of them on her site, so you won’t be left standing with a disappointed cock like you are on lots of solo chick sites with no fucking. SofiaRain has the dirt deed, and plenty of it.

It’s not going to knock you off your feet, but with the good, original content and 11 additional free sites, it’s definitely worth your scratch.

6.5 out of 10

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Russian Sex Doll Website Review

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They use vodka bottles as dildos in Russia.

They use vodka bottles as dildos in Russia.

The site: russiansexdoll.com

The price:$24.95 per month

The verdict: Excellent Russian fuck site. Perestroika! 8.5 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★★★½☆ (8.5/10)

To join, click here:www.russiansexdoll.com

Have you ever met an asshole that DIDN’T like to lick on vagina? I have. And I hated him just as much as you’d expect. I mean — what possible reasoning could a person have for not eating pussy? I could understand if every woman’s cunt smelled like what I imagine Courtney Love’s cunt to smell like…but they don’t. Most vagina smells and tastes like blueberry muffins drenched in heroin.

Here we go again with the Russian chicks. I fucking LOVE Russian sluts. Maybe it’s the whole forbidden thing from the Cold War, I don’t know. But I know that my cock jumps out of my fucking pants like a cobra on a mongoose every time I see a Russian chick. And RussianSexDoll.com has tons of them.

It seems to me that Russian chicks were suppressed from all things good for so long, that they are now going berserk for the cock. Kind of like the Preacher’s daughter that becomes a gutter slut the minute she turns 18 and moves out. RussianSexDolls had captured a few of them from the wild and forced them to perform, like their famed bears on unicycles.

A mere $25 (746 Rubles) will get you the entire stable of sluts on Russian Sex Dolls, as well as ELEVEN additional fuck sites. So you get all of the Cold War spoils, as well as more additional content than you can shake your dick at.

Excellent Russian fuck site. Perestroika!

8.5 out of 10

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Rope Rookie Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

I've never seen pussy pink rope before.

I've never seen pussy pink rope before.

The site: roperookie.com

The price:$24.95 per month

The verdict: Rope Rookie is a very nice fetish site at a very nice price. Do that shit. 8 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★★★☆☆ (8/10)

To join, click here:www.roperookie.com

I have done a lot of tying up, but I won’t let a bitch come near me with a rope. Fuck that shit. You know, and I know, that the first thing they do after they have you firmly secured, is to shove the nearest object in your ass — and I can’t take a chance on that nearest object being a hat box.

I’m a funny and well spoken motherfucker, but sometimes it’s best to let the makers of the site describe their own shit. This is one of those times:

RopeRookie.com features sexy girls tied with rope, chained, and restrained by any means. Beautiful yet helpless chicks are bound, gagged,or suspended with rope. Tons of high quality fetish erotica and 100% original and exclusive content. All content is shot by renown fetish photographer Michael Andrews, who is known for his conceptual and somewhat dark erotic art. The site represents the highest form of fetish erotica and quality softcore bondage. By joining this site you are guaranteed top level quality and originality.

In my own words — RopeRookie is pretty fucking awesome if you dig fetish stuff. Very artsy, very well done. Extremely professional and very focused on the fetish and not the fucking, just like you like it.

Sound good? Then join it, you indecisive fuck! It’s only $25 per month, and that also includes another fantastic fetish site, Beauty and Braces (yep — bitches with metal mouths!).

Rope Rookie is a very nice fetish site at a very nice price. Do that shit.

8 out of 10

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Rear Frontier Website Review

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Side tit is not porn.

Side tit is not porn.

The site: rearfrontier.com

The price:$24.95 per month

The verdict: I wasn’t that impressed with Rear Frontier, but the network is pretty decent. 5 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★☆☆☆☆☆ (5/10)

To join, click here:www.rearfrontier.com

I wonder if butt sex to a chick feels the same as butt sex to a dude? Like — I’ve never been crap-hammered, but I’d assume it feels like someone trying to shove a fungo bat into my pee hole. I wonder if chicks just endure it for money, or if they really dig it after a bit?

The good news? RearFrontier.com site has been around since 1998. That’s a looong time in the porn world and, as you know, the longer a site’s been around, the more content it’s bound to have.

The bad news? RearFrontier only a good site if you pictures of clothed asses walking around in public. Yep — it’s shit you could presumably see by walking out your front door and looking up and down the street. Not all that pornographic.

It’s strange I suppose — I could get harder than a diamond by looking at a nice ass in person. But when I see them on a site like this, fully clothed and all, I get nothing. I guess it’s because I know that I can see the same thing in real life at any time, whereas as most porn sites give me something that I can’t necessarily get at the drop of a hat.

In any event, I do not speak for the whole world, so if you dig it, fucking good for you. It comes with 4 additional sites for free, so it’s worth a join even if you are flaccid like I am when you check it out. $25 is a good deal for 5 porn sites — even if one is tame like this one.

I wasn’t that impressed with Rear Frontier, but the network is pretty decent.

5 out of 10

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Naughty Paige Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

That is a fantastically meaty pubic mound

That is a fantastically meaty pubic mound.

The site: naughtypaige.com

The price:$24.95 per month

The verdict: I, personally, don’t join sites like this because I need more than a little skin and some ‘giney shots to get me off. But if you like that sort of thing, Naughty Paige is as hot as they come. 6 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★☆☆☆☆ (6/10)

To join, click here:www.naughtypaige.com

It’s been quite a long time since I titty fucked a chick. Do people still do that these days? I’m getting out of touch with the next generation. I’m guessing they’re into shit like ear fucking, knee-sturbation and butthole smoking these days.

NaughtyPaige.com is lacking something. What is it? Hmmm….let’s see if I can put my finger on it. Oh yeah! It’s fucking NAUGHTINESS! Naughty Paige is less than naughty. Sure, she gets nude and diddles around. But shit — that’s just fucking kitten’s play these days. My fucking accountant takes appointment naked, with a rubber dong hanging out of her snatch. I need some hardcore shit before I can even THINK of the word naughty.

Now, if you get your milk on by checking out extremely hot chicks writhing around in very little clothing, while their perfect vaginas get wet, their perfect asses pop out and their perfect nipples stand up like a soldier at attention, then NaughtyPaige is definitely right up your alley. She’s an extremely gorgeous brunette, so I wouldn’t be mad at you for joining her site based on that alone.

And if you did, you would only shell out $25 per month, and you would get a handful of free sites, which include candidbeachchicks, rearfrontier, tissuequeens and yummilee.

I, personally, don’t join sites like this because I need more than a little skin and some ‘giney shots to get me off. But if you like that sort of thing, Naughty Paige is as hot as they come.

6 out of 10

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Lesby Friends Website Review

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We all need friends that will suck on your tit.

We all need friends that will suck on your tit.

The site: lesbyfriends.com

The price:$24.95 per month

The verdict: I join anything with Zophya in it. She’s that good. And even if she wasn’t in it, it’s still well worth the cash. 9 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★★★★☆ (9/10)

To join, click here:www.lesbyfriends.com

I have had lesbian friends, but I have to admit, they looked more like John Goodman with a flat top than the hot bitches I see on these porn sites. That’s probably a good thing, as I would have certainly forced myself on any chick that I hung around that looked like any of the gals on this site.

The super hot chicks at LesbyFriends.com are way hotter than your average gal, but the videos are shot in regular hotel rooms and with only normal lighting — so they still seem “real” and it doesn’t feel like a pro porn shoot. That’s a great thing to me. You get really, really hot chicks without the “too perfect” feel of watching a movie set on an actual, professionally lit porno set. Those are too sterile for me.

Lesby Friends has one of my favorite all-time porner chicks. Her name on this site is Zophya. I met her last year and she now goes by Vandal Vyxen, and has multiple tattoos. She’s even hotter now. She was extremely nice and lovely, as well as one of the sexiest chicks I have ever met — just like you are going to imagine her being when you jerk off to her. Too bad you can’t see her dancing here, as she was when I met her. Of course, her eating pussy is admittedly a little sexier.

I have beat off to Zophya hundreds of times, and will continue to do so, but there are several other top notch chicks to whack off to on LesbyFriends as well. You get them all — and TEN additional sites — for a scant $25 per month. This is a really nice network, with fetish sites, lesbo sites, solo chick sites and straightforward fuck sites.

I join anything with Zophya in it. She’s that good. And even if she wasn’t in it, it’s still well worth the cash.

9 out of 10

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Kinky Zee Website Review

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What an ass!

What an ass!

The site: kinkyzee.com

The price:$24.95 per month

The verdict: If you are into any sort of fetish material, Kinky Zee is MORE than worth the join. She’s stunning. 10 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★★★★★ (10/10)

To join, click here:www.kinkyzee.com

I’m thinking of starting an all-new fetish site, but I want it to have only fetishes that have never been covered before. So far, I have the following fetishes covered; fiber cereals, pink lamp posts, and those Chinese restaurant crispy noodles that go into the soup (that you usually have to ask for separately).

Spandex and Lycra are the fetishes of choice at KinkyZee.com. Oh yeah — and also nylon. And high heels. And stockings, fishnet, ropes, corsets, gas masks — you get the point. Kinky Zee is in love with all things fetish, and that passion comes out loud and clear in her videos and photo shoots.

There are borderline fetish and kink sites, and then there are hardcore, well done, truly passionate fetish sites. It’s easy to see from the jump that KinkyZee is a site with a lady who is really, really into her craft and not just putting on some rubber pants for a check.

Kinky Zee is fucking gorgeous. I am saying it right now — she’s the hottest fetish model I have ever seen, and one of the hottest models of any type I have ever seen. I don’t really know her ethnic background, but she looks like a light skinned African-American lady, with that beautiful curly hair and fair skin. I don’t know — but whatever she is I hope they bottle that shit and sell it, because she is solid.

$25 gets you KinkyZee.com and an additional 2 sites per month. The other 2 sites are also very well done fetish sites, RopeRookie.com and BeautyandBraces.com. This network is fucking solid when it comes to their fetish sites, and that’s a fact.

If you are into any sort of fetish material, Kinky Zee is MORE than worth the join. She’s stunning.

10 out of 10

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Fellatihoes Website Review

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Bandanas can be worn over tits or your head.

Bandanas can be worn over tits or your head.

The site: fellatihoes.com

The price:$24.95 per month

The verdict: I’m not a huge BJ site fan, simply because I’d rather see HER get off than HIM…but as far as BJ sites go, this one is pretty good. 7 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★★☆☆☆ (7/10)

To join, click here:www.fellatihoes.com

It’s been a coon’s age since I had a really fantastic blowjob. The bitch I currently own is a good lay, but she couldn’t suck a cock to save her life. And I might prove that theory soon, if shit doesn’t start getting better in the face fucking department.

Maybe I should have her watch Fellatihoes.com for a week or two. Or shit — maybe for a whole month. It’s only $25, and if she could learn half of what these little tarts at Fellatihoes know, it’d be the best $25 I ever spent. Not to mention, I would also get an additional 10 sites for FREE when I join (not all BJ sites, but most of them are really, really good sites).

The chicks on Fellatihoes are your average, better-than-average gals. In other words, they are hotter than the skag you hammered last weekend, but they are still chick-next-door types. They don’t have the standard “porn star” look that some of us have grown very tired of.

It’s also a POV site, which to me always steps up the quality a bit. I have no interest in seeing some dudes face while he’s getting his knob shined — or at any other time for that matter. I want to see HER face as she works the meat and takes a load to the brow.

I’m not a huge BJ site fan, simply because I’d rather see HER get off than HIM…but as far as BJ sites go, this one is pretty good.

7 out of 10

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Everyday Slaves Website Review

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Nipple clamps remind me of roach clips. I suck on both.

Nipple clamps remind me of roach clips. I suck on both.

The site: EverydaySlaves.com

The price:$24.95 per month

The verdict: I really like the site. If you’re a fetish guy — or better yet, a fetish couple — join and check it out. You could get a lot of new ideas. 9 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★★★★☆ (9/10)

To join, click here:www.everydayslaves.com

I thought the word “slave” was off limits these days? Did these people not get the memo? Hopefully they did, and are throwing out a big “fuck you” to the whole PC thing.

The guys who made this site tell me that the people on Everyday Slaves are REAL couples that have allowed some of their fetish material to be filmed and put on the Net. Is this possible? Of course, people do it all the time. Do I know that these are, in fact, real couples? No clue — but I can tell you that many of them certainly don’t look like your typical porn actors/actresses, so it’s very possible.

Whether or not they are real couples, it’s obvious that each person — man or woman — that appears on EverydaySlaves is actually into the fetish/BDSM/dom lifestyle. You can tell when someone is faking it, with a little leather, a loosely tied rope and some red lipstick. This shit here is the real deal.

And it’s not just a guy tying up a chick and fucking her. This site has male, female and lesbian domination and submission, domestic discipline, bondage and a whole lot more — all apparently amongst real couples. It’s very good and does a great job focusing on the fetish and not the sex.

$25 will get you full access to EverydaySlaves.com, along with their 100% exclusive content and guest appearances by new couples all the time. This is at least $5 less per month than I would normally expect to pay for an all-amateur fetish site like this, so it’s all good to me, as far as the membership fee goes.

I really like the site. If you’re a fetish guy — or better yet, a fetish couple — join and check it out. You could get a lot of new ideas.

9 out of 10

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