Dflowered Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

She's biting off more than she can chew. Ouch.

She's biting off more than she can chew. Ouch.

The site: dflowered.com

The price:$24.95 per month

The verdict: Well, as hot as these chicks are, this one ain’t gonna get me to the finish I was looking for. Better luck to you fellers. 6.5 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★½☆☆☆ (6.5/10)

To join, click here:www.dflowered.com

Have you ever gotten drunk and passed out while beating off? I just now did that, then woke up and started typing this review. Hopefully I will get some good material here and be able to finish what I started.

DFlowered.com is a site filled to the gills with 9s and 10s — but they aren’t taking the stabs like I like. They do plenty of naked writhing and dildo play, but where’s the fucking, I ask you…WHERE??

You know those Playboy “movies” where the chick flails around on a bear skin rug on the floor in front of the fireplace? Well, think that style, except the chicks do get a lot raunchier, sticking fingers in their asses and plastic dicks in their gashes. That part is cool — I just wish they’d take it a step further.

What is undeniable, however, is the heat level of the chicks that this site has landed. These are Playboy quality, if you ask me. And they’re all Euro chicks, which is pretty hot too, if you’re a horny American like I am. Very glamorous, very artsy, very classy. That’s good for some — but I like my chicks dirty!

DFlowered is less than $25 per month to join, and that includes free memberships to TEN additional smut sites, most of which are more heavy on the dick-downs. All of them are high quality, so it’s definitely worth your pennies.

Well, as hot as these chicks are, this one ain’t gonna get me to the finish I was looking for. Better luck to you fellers.

6.5 out of 10

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Horny Live Sex Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

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The site: hornylivesex.com

The price:Varies

The verdict: The ONLY thing that you need to concern yourself with on a reasonably priced cam site is the quality of poontang. I know it’s a subjective thing, but to me Horny Live Sex has plenty of top notch cunny to make it worth at least a 30 spot. 8 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★★★☆☆ (8/10)

To join, click here:www.hornylivesex.com

Have you ever had sex when you’re not horny? Not like when you were raped in prison — I mean with your cock and a female. I have. It’s still good. It takes a little more concentration, but in the end you can still spill the goods if you wish for it hard enough.

Is there a better type of sex than live sex? I say no. I’m sure you sick fucking necrophiliacs out there would disagree, but the majority of us know what’s up. If you can’t have a real chick hopping up and down on your fun stick, the next best thing is a cam chick.

HornyLiveSex.com is that, and only that. There are over 1 billion live models to choose from* (*not true…but there are a lot of them). They have them neatly categorized for your whacking pleasure, and they offer everything from black to blond to Middle Eastern to East Indian, and all of the different shades of vagina in between.

As with most cam sites, HornyLiveSex uses credits as a form of payment. The hotter and more private the show, the more credits it costs. The best deal is to spend $30, and that will get you 45 credits — and I think right now they’re throwing in an extra handful of credits for free.

The ONLY thing that you need to concern yourself with on a reasonably priced cam site is the quality of poontang. I know it’s a subjective thing, but to me Horny Live Sex has plenty of top notch cunny to make it worth at least a 30 spot.

8 out of 10

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Beauty and Braces Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Sweet!

Sweet!

The site: beautyandbraces.com

The price:$24.95 per month

The verdict: If you like chicks with braces — and lots of them — I’m gonna say that Beauty and Braces is your best, and possibly only, bet. 8 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★★★☆☆ (8/10)

To join, click here:www.beautyandbraces.com

I fucked a chick with braces once. On her legs, that is, not her teeth. Things were going great until she somehow got locked in place with her legs crossed and my dick stuck in her snatch, and my finger stuck in her ass. The ER doc got a good laugh out of the whole ordeal.

I was mildly aware of a braces (teeth, not legs) fetish, but had never stumbled on a site dedicated to it until now. I would have expected such a site to be an awkward mess featuring chicks that were so “fresh” that one would feel disgusting even looking at them. That is SO not the case here.

BeautyAndBraces.com is a very, very well done site with fresh and mature chicks alike, all sporting metal mouths. The chicks are hot, and the content is plentiful. Now, it’s a true fetish site, so most of the videos aren’t them fucking or anything. Instead, the focus is on the fetish itself, the braces, and not necessarily all about sex.

The fee to get off with the ONLY braces site that I am aware of is less than $25 per month. You can bet your ass that the content is 100% exclusive. In addition, with BeautyandBraces you also get access to another great fetish site, Rope Rookie.

If you like chicks with braces — and lots of them — I’m gonna say that Beauty and Braces is your best, and possibly only, bet.

8 out of 10

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Briana Devil Website Review

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Rub-a-dub, three lesbos in a tube

Rub-a-dub, three lesbos in a tub.

The site: brianadevil.com

The price:$24.95 per month

The verdict: Briana Devil is definitely now on my radar as one of the hot new pieces of ass in my cock’s whack stable. 8 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★★★☆☆ (8/10)

To join, click here:www.brianadevil.com

Did you know that in Spain they sleep until noon, get up, have breakfast and fuck for 3 hours, have lunch, fuck, take a nap, fuck, have dinner (at 10 p.m.), then fuck until you pass out, shit-faced drunk, balls empty and full of tapas? True story.

Want proof? Check out BrianaDevil.com. Okay, I guess it’s not really proof — but she’s Spanish and hot. Well, technically she’s from Venezuela and lives in Canada. Fucking whatever. I still bet Spain is that way. Venezuela too. And Canada will be soon.

Briana Devil is fucking stacked. Like bubble asses? You will instantly fall in love with Briana. Instantly, I say! Like tattoos? I sure do. She has those too! Like inviting vagina holes and small tits? I thought so — she has it all!

Even better — she likes chicks and dicks. She’s not one of those solo site chicks who likes to tease and leave you at the precipice of a desk cum. She delivers your shit all the way to the screen, keyboard and floor.

BrianaDevil has a ton of exclusive content, and she has a lot of friends too, so if you like her look as well as others, you will get your fill here. And when you join (less than $25 per month), you will get access to TEN additional sites for free. They are all from the same network, all professional and all very well done.

Briana Devil is definitely now on my radar as one of the hot new pieces of ass in my cock’s whack stable.

8 out of 10

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Silvia Next Door Website Review

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Seppia can mask quite a few horrors

Sepia can mask quite a few horrors

The site: silvianextdoor.com

The price:$29.99 per month

The verdict: Too bad — Silvia is very fucking sexy. I would have loved to see a lot more of and from her. As it is, Silvia Next Door is lacking in a big way. 5 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★☆☆☆☆☆ (5/10)

To join, click here:www.silvianextdoor.com

Since when did people start fucking all of their neighbors? I live by an octogenarian, a gay man and his lesbian wife who married out of convenience, a pedophile and a cripple. Who wants to fuck any part of that human landfill?

Silvia is fucking hot. No doubt about it. But I’m gonna tell you right now — SilviaNextDoor.com gets a 5 at best. Why? Because they have a handful of short vids — and that’s only if your hand is missing some fingers.

The only thing that saves SilviaNextDoor from getting a big, fat turd from me is that it is part of a large, very nice network of 30 sites, and ALL of the sites are included when you join this one ($30 per month). Most of the others are well worth the pay (although a handful are lacking content like this one).

Too bad — Silvia is very fucking sexy. I would have loved to see a lot more of and from her. As it is, Silvia Next Door is lacking in a big way.

5 out of 10

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Naughty Tania Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Thank god she's in the shadows

Thank god she's in the shadows.

The site: naughtytania.com

The price:$29.99 per month

The verdict: Meh — not a whole lot to report. Been there, done that. 5.5 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★½☆☆☆☆ (5.5/10)

To join, click here:www.naughtytania.com

I wonder if it’s legal in other countries to repeatedly kick a chick in the cunt hole right after you fill it up with ball suds? I have somewhat of a nervous tick that requires me to do this or I don’t sleep well for the next week, but I keep getting dumped or jailed when I do it.

I am hit or miss when it comes to whores getting fucked outdoors. Sometimes it does something great to my loins — like when I am the one getting fucked. Other times it’s a yawner for me. Naughty Tania is an outdoorsy gal. She was fair — better than average — but not spectacular.

Not all of the NaughtyTania scenes are outdoors, but she does have some. The rest of them are in the normal places — beds, showers, meat lockers, etc. Tania is cute enough, but I don’t know. Something about her just doesn’t click for me. Go take a look at her samples and decided for yourself.

If you do get giggity when you see her, chances are you should join NaughtyTania.com. She’s only $30 per month. That alone would do nothing for me, but ALL of the sites in the network are included (about 30 of them) in that one fee, so it’s an excellent deal.

Meh — not a whole lot to report. Been there, done that.

5.5 out of 10

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Climax Models Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

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The site: climaxmodels.com

The price:$24.95 per month

The verdict: It’s good at what it does, but for me, what it does is not enough. 6 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★☆☆☆☆ (6/10)

To join, click here:www.climaxmodels.com

They need to change change the meaning of the word “model” to “fuck slut.” There are basically zero so-called models that aren’t willing to chug on a boner to get work. Sure, you’ve got your super models, but outside of that handful of 10 pounders, there are no “models.” There are only sluts.

I love hot chicks. I love “models.” I love fake tits. And I love dildos. All of these things are fantastic. What I don’t necessarily love is a site featuring ONLY those things. Sure, I wouldn’t kick any of them out of bed for eating crackers, but when I pay for a fuck site, I want fucking, not dildoing. This one fell short for me.

But that’s just me. Obviously a lot of you horndogs like this shit, or they wouldn’t keep pumping it out there. If you do, then this may be one you’ll dig. That’s because the chicks are very hot, but at the same time they are not over the top hot, so much so that they are bordering on being unreal.

There are also TONS of them, so you will never run out of material. And even if you did, you get a free TEN additional sites when you join this one — so I would venture to say that unless you’re Pee Wee Herman, you’ll be set forever. And at less than $25 per month to boot!

It’s good at what it does, but for me, what it does is not enough.

6 out of 10

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Busty Nastya Website Review

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Russian chicks are always happy. :(

Russian chicks are always happy. :(

The site: bustynastya.com

The price:$24.95 per month

The verdict: Excellent for natural tit lovers. 8.5 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★★★½☆ (8.5/10)

To join, click here:www.bustynastya.com

Why were we at odds with Russia again? They seem to have plenty of hot chicks and vodka. I generally get along well with both hot chicks and vodka. I’m pretty sure that with those 2 things as common ground, I could find a way to bury whatever differences we may have.

Busty Nastya (probably not her real name) is a naturally “gifted” blonde from the former CCCP. Her milk loaves are an impressive 36E. They are natural, so there’s the slightest bit of sway in them. She also has manhole covers for nipples, so you nip freaks are going to love her. The rest of her body is nothing short of perfection, right down to her green eyes and outie navel.

She also doesn’t fuck around when it comes to her site, with plenty of full penetration videos and pics for you to spooge off to. I hate those teasy cunts that think they are entitled to some cash just for diddling themselves for 20 minutes. You get on that floor and you accept a stranger cock, or you ain’t gettin’ SHIT from my wallet. BustyNastya is in my bankroll because of Nastya’s willingness to do this.

When you join BustyNastya.com, you not only do it at a reasonable rate of $25 per month, you also get 10 additional sites, all of which have 100% exclusive material and all of which are very well done and professional, just like Busty’s site here.

Excellent for natural tit lovers.

8.5 out of 10

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Neo Nasty Website Review

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They can rip body parts off

They can rip body parts off.

The site: neonasty.com

The price:$25.72 per month

The verdict: It’s not my bag, but it’s exceedingly well done. 9 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★★★★☆ (9/10)

To join, click here:www.neonasty.com

I am currently having a tiny little gas mask created for my cock to wear. Not because of any sort of fetish, but I think it would only be fair of me to give him a break as I fuck some of the dumpster fires that I am prone to stick him into.

I’ve seen sites before with a picture or two of a fetish chick in a gas mask, but NeoNasty.com is the first one I have ever seen that is exclusively chicks in gas masks. If gas masks are your thing, I can’t imagine a better site exists for such a fetish than Neo Nasty.

I’m not knocking anyone who digs on gas masks. I have always been a “whatever hardens your knob” kind of guy. As long as no one’s forced to do anything they don’t want to do, I’m cool with it. But for me, personally, gas masks don’t do much. I have always associated them with nuclear attacks and farts, 2 things that certainly don’t turn me on.

That being said, I was very impressed with the quality of NeoNasty. It’s very artsy and extremely well shot. If I made a gas mask site, I have to think I would just mail it in and throw anything up, since I’d be one of the only ones out there so you’d HAVE to join if you wanted your fix. Luckily for your cock, these guys aren’t as lazy as I am.

Neo Nasty is a decent deal too. The strange but very reasonable sum of $25.72 will get you a month if this site, plus access to 5 additional fetish sites by the same network. A very good deal with some very good sites.

It’s not my bag, but it’s exceedingly well done.

9 out of 10

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Candid Beach Bums Website Review

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The site: candidbeachbums.com

The price:$24.95 per month

The verdict: The good news is that you get a handful of REAL porn sites when you join Candid Beach Bums, so in the grand scheme of things, it is worth the money, but not just for this site alone. 4 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★☆☆☆☆☆☆ (4/10)

To join, click here:www.candidbeachbums.com

When I go to the beach, I like to bury myself entirely in the sand, with nothing but my boner lurking above the surface. I think of it sort of like fishing, with my cock being the bait and the fish being a random slut. It usually doesn’t work, though.

When I first checked out CandidBeachBums.com, I thought maybe I was missing something. There were a bunch of photos and videos of chicks walking down the beach in bikinis. These were not paid chicks. They were just chicks. Walking. Not fucking, not getting blasted with cum. Not even sucking a little boner. Just walking. Some were topless, most were not. That’s it.

Was I missing something? Hell yes, I was — I was missing the fucking PORN! But it wasn’t me, it was the CandidBeachBums. There was no porn on this porn site, only chicks walking and lying on sand.

Now, when I am at a real beach, I do tend to pop boners looking at the thinly clad chicks saunter down the surf, but not on the web. And certainly not for $25 per month.

The good news is that you get a handful of REAL porn sites when you join Candid Beach Bums, so in the grand scheme of things, it is worth the money, but not just for this site alone.

4 out of 10

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