Anal Rookies Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

PLD3

The site: analrookies.com

The price:$24.95 per month

The verdict: Besides the hot chicks getting fanny fucked, other draws of Anal Rookies are HD quality video, TONS of content and TEN additional free sites (all of which are very well done pro sites from the same network). Oh, and all of that for less than $25 per month. Not too fucking bad if you ask me…and you did. 8.5 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★★★½☆ (8.5/10)

To join, click here:www.analrookies.com

Being a rookie at anything is surely tough, what with all of the hazing and hi-jinx and such. Being a rookie at getting fucked in the rear end has got to be the toughest of the tough. My arsehole has never been hazed, but I can’t paint any sort of pretty picture of that in my head.

There is not one snowball’s chance in hell that these chicks on AnalRookies.com are just being introduced to ass sex. Sorry — I just don’t buy it. That doesn’t really matter to me in the grand scheme of things, I’m just calling a spade a spade. That being said, AnalRookies is a nice little professional butt hole site.

The chicks are all sitting on the top shelf. Well, they WERE sitting on the top shelf. No, I would have to assume that they aren’t SITTING anywhere. Especially the scorching hot redhead who takes 2 ding-a-lings up her shithole. But in any event — they are top of the line chicks.

Besides the hot chicks getting fanny fucked, other draws of Anal Rookies are HD quality video, TONS of content and TEN additional free sites (all of which are very well done pro sites from the same network). Oh, and all of that for less than $25 per month. Not too fucking bad if you ask me…and you did.

8.5 out of 10

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Xtreme Victoria Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

FUCKING EXTREME!

FUCKING EXTREME!

The site: xtremevictoria.com

The price:$29.99 per month

The verdict: God…this chick really is fucking hot. A part of me dies inside each time I see her and realize that I have already seen all that I will ever see of her. 6 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★☆☆☆☆ (6/10)

To join, click here:www.xtremevictoria.com

When did the letter “X” and the word “Extreme” (and all spellings thereof) become so fucking mandatory? X games, Xtreme, X-rays, X-wife wants half of my shit — who started this fucking inane trend?

Xtreme Victoria may just be the hottest of all of the chicklets in this Torbe network. She is fucking stacked. She looks like a porn star too, so if you’re not into that look then a) check out our amateur section and/or b) check out our gay section — because you’re into one of those two if you don’t dig on chicks that look like Victoria.

XtremeVictoria.com, however, has the same problem as a good chunk of the other Torbe sites have — it’s got no videos. Well, it has a few — but not nearly enough to justify $30 per month. Luckily, XtremeVictoria is a sister site to 30 other sites, all of which are included in the fee. Now, it’s worth the cash.

God…this chick really is fucking hot. A part of me dies inside each time I see her and realize that I have already seen all that I will ever see of her.

6 out of 10

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Valeria On Fire Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Perfect amount of body fat

Perfect amount of body fat.

The site: valeriaonfire.com

The price:$29.99 per month

The verdict: $30 is the fee. That gets you Valeria On Fire and her gapin’ snatch, as well as about 30 other sites. It’s definitely enough content to be more than worth your hard earned cash, but Valeria alone is nothing you’ll remember while you’re wiping the cum off of your mouse. 6.5 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★½☆☆☆ (6.5/10)

To join, click here:www.valeriaonfire.com

I fucked a chick that was on fire once. Well, she wasn’t when I started, but we tumbled into the fireplace and her hair went up like a tinder box. She was screaming for me to stop, but I was too close to a nut. Lucky for her, I cum like Peter North, so I put her head out with my money shot.

Valeria is pretty decent, but she’s Brazilian. I hold my Brazilian chicks to a higher standard than other nationalities. Brazilians are fucking stunningly hot on a regular basis. So I expect my jaw to detach from my face every time I know I am about to look at a naked Brazilian chick. ValeriaOnFire.com did not make that happen.

That’s not to say she looks like homemade soap or anything. Valeria is definitely hot, and most likely hotter than anything you’ve been putting your stinkin’ cock into. She has gorgeous red lips, firm orange-sized tits and a gash that could satisfy a dozen men. At the same time.

The vids on ValeriaOnFire are decent — she flops around on the bed solo, and also takes the crank from a variety of lucksters. She is hot enough that it’s easy to work up some suds while she does her thing, but not enough to pop across the room, like I do with lots of other chicks.

$30 is the fee. That gets you Valeria On Fire and her gapin’ snatch, as well as about 30 other sites. It’s definitely enough content to be more than worth your hard earned cash, but Valeria alone is nothing you’ll remember while you’re wiping the cum off of your mouse.

6.5 out of 10

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Torbe Pass Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Bitch needs to upgrade the tv

Bitch needs to upgrade the TV.

The site: torbepass.com

The price:$29.99 per month

The verdict: Torbe Pass is not without fault, however. There are a handful of the sites that are shit, with just a few vids. The good outweighs the bad, however, and there is certainly enough content — and enough GOOD content, to make TorbePass worth the $30 bill. 8 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★★★☆☆ (8/10)

To join, click here:www.torbepass.com

Remember the fucking stupid terms they used to use for sexual shit? Like, they used to say, “He made a pass at me.” Or, “Those kids were necking in that car.” Life was really fucking stupid back then. I’m glad that all of the people that used those terms are dead or homeless.

TorbePass.com is straightforward. There are 30 sites, you pay 30 dollars and you get them for 30 days. End of review.

Just kidding. But it is pretty self-explanatory. The talent level of TorbePass? Well, it’s really, really good. He goes to a lot of countries and fucks a lot of chicks that you, if you had a penny to your name, could also fuck in those countries, because Torbe is as fat and unattractive as you are. He just has to be.

Torbe Pass is not without fault, however. There are a handful of the sites that are shit, with just a few vids. The good outweighs the bad, however, and there is certainly enough content — and enough GOOD content, to make TorbePass worth the $30 bill.

8 out of 10

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My Week With Yanire Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Yanire isnt a hot name. Luckily this Yanire is a hot chick

Yanire isn't a hot name. Luckily this Yanire is a hot chick.

The site: myweekwithyanire.com

The price:$29.99 per month

The verdict: What the fuck more do you want me to say? Go look at her. If your dick gets hard, join. If not, join some other site. What the fuck are you staring at me for? 7 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★★☆☆☆ (7/10)

To join, click here:www.myweekwithyanire.com

What the fuck is a Yanire? If I just saw the “name” Yanire and never saw the slut, there’s no way I would stick my dick in that shit. It sounds like something that has sharp, gnashing teeth and poisonous saliva.

In reality, this Yanire slut is quite a dandy piece of ass. Hot — fucking H-O-T — piece of foreign ass. Blond hair, big, natural tits and a pussy that cannot and will not be satiated. This Torbe feller apparently spent a week with her. Oh how I yearn to live that week.

Despite the chick being hot, there isn’t much here that I haven’t seen in my world wide web travels over the years. It’s not a yawner, but not a hook either. The one thing that WILL get you to join is the fact that it’s only $30 for this site and nearly THIRTY additional sites. Most of the additional sites are worth your cash — and all of them together are certainly worth 30 dollars per month.

What the fuck more do you want me to say? Go look at her. If your dick gets hard, join. If not, join some other site. What the fuck are you staring at me for?

7 out of 10

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My Sexy Roxana Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

You can have her

You can have her.

The site: mysexyroxana.com

The price:$29.99 per month

The verdict: Roxana is definitely hot enough for me, but she’s nothing that would cause me to break out the 10s. A 7 should fit. 7 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★★☆☆☆ (7/10)

To join, click here:www.mysexyroxana.com

I like wigs. Not just on my ladies, but I am also sexually attracted to wigs. I like to fuck the shit out of them and cum all over their locks. Then I wear their crustiness around the house with my cock and balls tucked betwixt my legs.

Hmmm…not sure why I would ever reveal my darkest secret like that with no pressure to do so, but…oh well! While we’re on the subject, Roxana here also likes wigs. Not in the same way I do (or at least not on this site), but she likes to wear differently colored wigs while she shines boners. I dig that freaky shit.

Are the wigs her whole shtick? Well, yeah…sort of. Obviously she sucks and fucks, but other than the wigs it’s pretty much standard fare. Not to short Roxana in any way — she’s a hot chunk of tail. Plump tits, a good cock hole and a pretty mouth. All of the things you look for in a cum dumpster.

$30 will be what you pay for Roxana, all of her friends, the cocks that she gulps on, the semen that she drains from them — and about 20 additional sites. Yeah — there’s a lot of shit available in this network for a reasonable price.

Roxana is definitely hot enough for me, but she’s nothing that would cause me to break out the 10s. A 7 should fit.

7 out of 10

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Lorena Latin Lover Website Review

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She maybe a Latina but the towel is Egyptian

She maybe a Latina but the towel is Egyptian

The site: lorenalatinlover.com

The price:$29.99 per month

The verdict: Not much more to say, really. There’s not enough of Lorena to really delve into her. 5 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★☆☆☆☆☆ (5/10)

To join, click here:www.lorenalatinlover.com

I once knew a bitch named Lorena. She was pretty ugly, and a little fat. I could actually smell hints of her vagina wafting up through her jeans as she walked by. I would imagine that, with her pants off, her pussy smelled like a gut wagon. I do not know. I never hit that shit.

This particular Lorena is not the gutter ball that my personal Lorena was. She is cute, fairly thin and I am assuming that her cunt did not smell like a paper mill. The problem with Lorena is that she’s not very abundant. There are a few videos of her to lure you into the larger network that is Torbe Cash. If you are not hooked on Lorena, you will be fine, as the network is huge and has a lot of material. But if you want all Lorena, all the time, forget it.

The network has 30 sites, all of which are included for $30 per month. That is $1 per MONTH per site. That is a great deal — even for this particular site. It’s a fucking dollar, bitch — how much Latina pussy did you expect to get for a buck?

Not much more to say, really. There’s not enough of Lorena to really delve into her.

5 out of 10

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Torbe High Class Website Review

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Shitty parkay floors are not high class

Shitty parquet floors are not high class

The site: torbehighclass.com

The price:$29.99 per month

The verdict: You’re not going to see a dirty dicking down here, but you wouldn’t expect to at a so-called “high class” site, right? That shit happens on some of the other sites in the network, so when you join you get it all. 7 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★★☆☆☆ (7/10)

To join, click here:www.torbehighclass.com

It’s interesting, but no one has ever — not even once — referred to me or anything involving me as “high class.” Hmmm…I wonder why that is?

TorbeHighClass.com is, as it seems it would be, a site featuring the more glamorous of the ladies, doing some stuff to themselves and others that’s, in all honesty, not all that high class. For example. I would consider it exceedingly hot, but not necessarily high class, to eat the ass and piss slit of another chick you just met a few minutes before the camera began to roll. Now, maybe that’s just me. Maybe I’m a little snooty myself.

As you would expect also, the chicks at TorbeHighClass are pretty fucking spectacular. WAY hotter than the skags you’re used to seeing shrouded in shame, sneaking out of your motel room in the morning. These are very glitzy, gorgeous and model-quality ladies. We’re talking 8s, 9s and 10s.

Torbe High Class and all of its original content, along with 29 free additional Torbe produced sites, are available for $30 a month. The price itself is nothing that makes me do a double take, but it is pretty cheap when you consider all of the content you get in those 30 sites.

You’re not going to see a dirty dicking down here, but you wouldn’t expect to at a so-called “high class” site, right? That shit happens on some of the other sites in the network, so when you join you get it all.

7 out of 10

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Street Bribes Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

It's a bald kitty.

It's a bald kitty.

The site: streetbribes.com

The price:$29.99 per month

The verdict: Street Bribes is one of the better sites in this network. If I joined the network, it would primarily be for this site. 8.5 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★★★½☆ (8.5/10)

To join, click here:www.streetbribes.com

If some fat chick came up to you on the street and offered you $500 to stick it to her, you’d fucking do it, right? God damn right you would. You’d drop a nut in that hog faster than you can say “Hostess Snack Cakes.”

That kind of shit is pretty much what is done here at StreetBribes.com. This fat hair ball dude named Torbe gives European chicks cash to mount his squiggler until he fills ‘em up with the cake icing he presumable cums. I have no idea what the laws are of the countries that he pulls this off in, but I say if you can away with shit like this — go for it.

Even better is that he films it all, puts it on the internet and gives it to us — along with 30 additional sites he has created — for the low, low price of $30 per month. 30 sites, 30 dollars, 30 days. Not too shabby.

Speaking of not too shabby, the chicks at StreetBribes are not too shabby themselves. In fact, many of them are damn hot. And all of them have that amateur look to them. Go check out Monica Ledesma, Sonia Manrique and Marisol to see what I mean. These are just regular looking chicks getting some irregular public cock action.

Street Bribes is one of the better sites in this network. If I joined the network, it would primarily be for this site.

8.5 out of 10

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Spy Torbe Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

peek-a-boo!

peek-a-boo!

The site: spytorbe.com

The price:$29.99 per month

The verdict: I was not blown away by the site, but I am impressed with the totality of what you get for the price of a cheap date. 6.5 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★½☆☆☆ (6.5/10)

To join, click here:www.spytorbe.com

I watched a movie one time that talked about how the spies in the 80s used to fuck the shit out of each other all the time to get info about other countries. I wish I had been used by a Russian slut named Nikkita. I would have gladly lost the cold war and learned Russian for that.

Asian hookers getting smattered by a fat dude who (allegedly) hid a camera to film it all. That’s the premise of SpyTorbe.com. Sounds like a good way to spend a winter afternoon to me!

I have no idea if this guy is really hiding these cameras or not. Lots of time I am skeptical of it, but in this case it’s entirely possible, as I have hidden a camera and filmed myself fucking Asian call girls on more than one occasion. Then I used to the tape to get a discount on my next fuck session with that broad. She gives me half off, she gets the tape back. Capitalism, friends.

SpyTorbe does occasionally have non-Asian sluts, but the Asians are the bulk of what you’re gonna get. You also get all original material, high quality scenes and THIRTY additional sites for free when you join this one — all at a price of $30 per month.

I was not blown away by the site, but I am impressed with the totality of what you get for the price of a cheap date.

6.5 out of 10

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