"Unnh. Come ovah here and let Momma suck all the meanness outta ya."
It’s MLK Day!! Am I gonna go there? Hell yeah I am!
If it wasn’t for the vision of Dr. King, these lovely black ladies couldn’t suck a cock on film, even though they do it as well – or better – than the average white girl. Thank you, Dr. King, from the bottom of my loins.
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I don’t have much to say today, so fuck you. Go beat off to some cam whores.
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Sometimes I prefer a handy wiggle to a fuckin’. Basically, it’s a degradation thing. I make that bitch satisfy my cock and what does she get in return? A load of my sperm right in her fucking eye — and that’s it. Go make your own self cum, slut. I’m tired now.
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Her best side.
It’s been a coon’s age since I had a really fantastic blowjob. The bitch I currently own is a good lay, but she couldn’t suck a cock to save her life. And I might prove that theory soon, if shit doesn’t start getting better in the face fucking department.
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This bitch is about to be infected.
I’ve never had pink eye. Maybe that’s because I’ve never had my eye cummed in.
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"Dear God, PLEASE don't let INS bust in right now..."
There are a lot of people who are up in arms about too many illegal immigrants coming into the U.S. from Mexico. Not me. Not after slipping off to these sexy Latina chicks. Am I overgeneralizing about them possibly being illegals? Yes…yes I am. But it’s my fucking fantasy, and their questionable immigration status is vital to me obtaining a maximum intensity orgasm.
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This bitch crapped out.
What happens in Vegas apparently gets recorded by a camcorder, mass produced and stuck on the internet for millions of people to see — and they only have to pay $1.00 to see it! So much for that “stays in Vegas” bullshit. Jeez…I love this site, but what a bunch of fucking home wreckers.
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Speaking of cravings, I have a sudden craving for milk.
Not my wife – these motherfuckers’ wives. My wife craves shriveled and white which, of course, is why I married her.
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Does anyone else have that recurring dream where they are eating outside of a Sonic in Davenport, IA with ultra porn star Jenna Haze, and instead of getting the cherry limeaid that you ordered, the waitress hands you a fleshy, gelatinous penis that turns out later to be your dad’s prick? And then Jenna snatches it out of your hands, eats it like a Milwaukee brat, slaps you across the face and shoves her fist up your ass – -as you awaken to an awful aching sensation, only to find yourself yet again perched atop the headboard knob of your four-post bed? I knew it! It’s more common than I once thought…
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She will do shit to you that will scar you for life.
I gotta tell you — the thought of some white trash skank sitting in her trailer with a web cam pointed at her waterbed, fingerbanging herself for millions of men to see so that she can afford to send Skylar and Tanner on a Greyhound to Grandmas “for the summer” (read: indefinitely), makes my dick so hard I could cut a diamond in half with it. That’s why I love, love, love cam sites.
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