Torbe In Russia Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Bruises!

Bruises!

The site: torbeinrussia.com

The price:$29.99 per month

The verdict: Lots of fine ass here. Cheers to Torbe for pulling grade A trim. 8.5 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★★★½☆ (8.5/10)

To join, click here:www.torbeinrussia.com

I want to go to Russia for a fuck vacation. That’s where I fuck different chicks at the most famous of tourist locations. In Russia, I plan to fuck chicks thusly: in a bread line, with a bottle of vodka, on the chest of Lenin’s corpse and in a 3 way with Mikael Gorbachev.

Remember Torbe? If not, he’s the fat fuck who is out to prove that if you have some cash and a camera, you can fuck hot chicks all over the globe, no matter how much you look like a Steeler’s fan/sewer dweller. This time, it’s TorbeInRussia.com. Yep — our fat little buddy has taken a big jet airliner to the land of dancing bears and nuclear meltdowns. And there he’s discovered one sure fire good thing about communism — it’s produced some fine looking sluts over the years.

And as you know, communists are used to sharing shit. These fine ladies at Torbe In Russia exemplify the communist spirit, as shown by their willingness to share their vulvas with this hairy dude called Torbe. I’m sure that Stalin, Lenin and the Santa Maria would all be as proud as peacocks.

$30 will get you 30 sites for 30 days. I have no idea how many Rubles that is, but I think it’s safe to assume that this is a great deal in any country.

Lots of fine ass here. Cheers to Torbe for pulling grade A trim.

8.5 out of 10

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Busty Isabel Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

meh.....

meh.....

The site: bustyisabel.com

The price:$29.99 per month

The verdict: The other sites are better than this one, for the most part. I don’t know — I like fat tittied “normal” chicks, but there wasn’t enough here with Isabelle to snag me. The network makes it worth a join, though. 6 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★☆☆☆☆ (6/10)

To join, click here:www.bustyisabel.com

Why is it that when you ahve a huge set of cans, you automatically know yor way around a flesh hog? Every chick with big tits can masterfully play the dong, especially with her face hole. I think there is a genetic link between tit fat and boner pleasing abilities.

Unfortunately, big, fat tits do not always equal smoking hot face and body. Isabelle here is average at best. It’s fine by me, as she’s a slut and that’s all that really matters in this world. Just bein’ honest, thogh.

There are a handful of videos here by the big breasted broad, but there is not a ton of material on this particular site. The great thing, though, is that you get an additional 29 sites for free when you join this one. That’s 30 sites for the price of one — $30 per month.

The other sites are better than this one, for the most part. I don’t know — I like fat tittied “normal” chicks, but there wasn’t enough here with Isabelle to snag me. The network makes it worth a join, though.

6 out of 10

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Torbe Couples Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Treat the homeless like human beings

Treat the homeless like human beings

The site: torbecouples.com

The price:$29.99 per month

The verdict: Many of these videos are actually really good, despite this being a pro type site. Pleasantly surprising. 7.5 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★★½☆☆ (7.5/10)

To join, click here:www.torbecouples.com

If you have a regular fuck buddy, but you finish each session off by kicking her square in the twat with a moon boot (at her request)…does that make you a couple? I say no. She says otherwise.

TorbeCouples.com claims to feature real life couples exposed. Hmmm…not so sure about that. Maybe some of them are. No matter — they all look pretty fucking good in the sack here. You see, these are not dolled up porn starlets and their tripod mates. These are real people, if not real couples. Very sexy shit here.

For example — go watch the sample entitled “Long Haired Cowgirl” on the main page of TorbeCouples. A young, foreign couple (possibly a real couple here) gets to fucking and such. Shit — check out all of those samples. That was enough to make me join this fucker for a month, I’ll tell you that.

And TorbeCouples comes with a pretty big surprise — an additional 30 sites with you membership to this one site (as low as $8 per month). I am new to reviewing this network, but everything I’ve seen so far is pretty impressive. All of the chicks are hot, real and slutty. What more do you want, fucker?

There are some pretty good, and unusually lengthy, samples on the Torbe Couples front page, so you should at least check that out. Shit — if you can concentrate hard enough, the samples may be sufficient to drain your sack. Not likely, but possible. You may have to get yourself at least one month to do it right.

Many of these videos are actually really good, despite this being a pro type site. Pleasantly surprising.

7.5 out of 10

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Torbe CZ Website Review

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She wants to be a comedian when porn spits her out

She wants to be a comedian when porn spits her out

The site: torbecz.com

The price:$29.99 per month

The verdict: Man, I do love American chicks, but I am starting to lean towards the Euro sluts. They are nearly as hot (and hotter in many cases), and they seem to like random cock more than their U.S. counterparts. Torbe CZ is a prime example. 8 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★★★☆☆ (8/10)

To join, click here:www.torbecz.com

God, I would love to get my hanglow up in some little foreign slut. Visiting the Eastern Europe is on my bucket list. Of course, so is taking a crap on a Grand Slam platter in a Reno Denny’s, milking a dwarfed elephant and ass raping Jessica Tandy’s corpse.

I was really impressed by the high quality pussy on this TorbeCZ. It’s also a feel good site for out of shape fucklers like yourself, as this Torbe dude ain’t no Addonis, yet he’s sticking his chubby in plenty of super hot chicks.

If I ever do get to go over there, I will spend every waking moment there either searching for or fucking Lucky, a stellar piece of ass that gets the Torbe hammer on this site. Cute as shit, smaller sized cans, tattoo by her puss — all of the qualities that I look for in a foreign cum receptacle. Seriously — go take a look at this little chick on the free area of the site. Just her pic is good enough for me to slick off to.

TorbeCZ.com — as well as about 30 additional Torbe sites — are all included in the membership, which is a standard $30 per month. If you really dig it, join that shit for a year and pay only $7 per month. Fuck yeah, it’s a deal.

Man, I do love American chicks, but I am starting to lean towards the Euro sluts. They are nearly as hot (and hotter in many cases), and they seem to like random cock more than their U.S. counterparts. Torbe CZ is a prime example.

8 out of 10

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Little Mutt Website Review

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Red on top is fucking phenomenal

Red on top is fucking phenomenal

The site: littlemutt.com

The price:$19.95 per month

The verdict: A fucking home run if we’ve ever seen one. I say that even with the shitty navigation — when that’s fixed I may come back and give it an 11. 10 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★★★★★ (10/10)

To join, click here:www.littlemutt.com

Have you guys ever beat off to a catalog? I was told that I was fucking weird when my buddy caught me doing it. Of course, I do admit it wasn’t like it was Victoria’s Secret of the lingerie section of the Sears catalog. But still – what’s so awful about cranking my root to the Radio Shack sale bill?

Let’s get this out there right away – fucking STELLAR talent on this site. LOTS of gorgeous 20-something gals (and even a little fresher than that lots of the time). And you can be damn sure that I am not just tossing the word gorgeous around – they are fucking drop dead stunners. Honestly…some of the best – if not THE best – content I have seen in a long, long time.

They are chick-next-door types, but this is no grainy, shitty home video site. Instead, they have found the most gorgeous “normal” chicks around (around where is what I want to know – these chicks are god damned incredible), and shot them in very high quality video and film. Oh – and you may want to know this little tidbit– they all take turns fucking each other.

Why do I hold these chicks in such high regard? Well, if you saw them on the street, you would never guess they are in porn, which makes them that much hotter. They are like the chick that works at the bank drive-thru that gives you a bone-dog every time you make a deposit. Or the sweet little thing that you see at the pool all the time that makes you cum your shorts. It’s those kinds of chicks – -and tons of them.

There are chicks of just about every flavor here, so whatever plays your fiddle you should be able to find. My personal favorite was Faye Reagan. This little redhead is covered in freckles – a precious rarity in porn. She’s one of the cutest gals I’ve ever seen in porn as well. In fact, I would join this site specifically to watch her work.

Here’s a tip you won’t get anywhere else, because the Devil has some fucking sources – Little Mutt is making some MAJOR site improvements in the next couple of weeks. Their major downfall has been sub par navigation. Well, get this – the members let them know it sucked, and they listened. They are currently completely rewriting the site navigation, implementing new toolbars that are more intuitive, systematic and efficient, making it MUCH easier for member to find their way around the site and find the content they want.

Pretty good sign, huh? If they listen on issues like that, how fast do you think they’ll jump to change the actual content to please the members? Real fucking fast is the answer. Oh – and they aren’t upping the membership fee for any of this. It stays at $30 per month – and cheaper plans are available the longer you join. Shit – join for a year and it’s only about $10 per month.

A fucking home run if we’ve ever seen one. I say that even with the shitty navigation — when that’s fixed I may come back and give it an 11.

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Kedra Alliard Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Shapely

Shapely

The site: kedraalliard.com

The price:$14.95 per month

The verdict: All-in-all a very decent site. Some room for improvement, but well on the way to being a fantastic, can’t miss MILF-next-door go-to site. 8 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★★★☆☆ (8/10)

To join, click here:www.kedraalliard.com

I want to fuck the MILF-type that lives across the street from me. She likes to get out in the yard and work it, bending over to plant shrubs, wiping the glistening sweat from her brow, shoving a rake in her pussy, you know – the usual garden activities that can turn a man on like nobody’s business. Her old man seems to be a nice guy – I might let him watch.

Kedra is a dark haired, MILF-next-door type. I wouldn’t call her a complete knockout in the strictest sense of the word, but she’s definitely hot. And a real woman indeed – not one of those Barbir doll waifs that have no waist and a cartoonish rack. Real tits, a real body and a real personality.

Fetish is the order of the day at Kedra’s – she loves to shoot videos and photos featuring different fetishes (BDSM, leather, balloons, etc.). So far her stuff seems to be limited to solo acts. We hope that she’s getting warmed up and starts taking the cock and some lady-tongue soon.

Ever want to get in on the start of something special? Here’s your chance. Kedra is just getting this thing off the ground, and from the looks of it so far, she’s going to go WAY up. We got on for the ride, and you can bet your ass we will be with her throughout.

It’s hard not to when you can get a full blown membership for only $15 per month. No catches, no hidden shit – just $15 and you get a month of Kedra in all her glory.

Even though the site is new, Kedra is not some newbie to the biz who doesn’t know what the fuck is going on. She has been around for a spell, but just recently broke away from the studio bullshit and started her own thing. Smart move, Kedra…smart move.

The only downside to the site right now (besides all solo stuff) is that there is not a ton of content. The good news is, Kedra loves to get off in front of the camera, so the content will grow and grow. It’s definitely worth $15 per month right now, and before you know it it will be worth much, much more – but you’ll still be paying the same amount. That’s what’s referred to as a “good deal,” my friends.

All-in-all a very decent site. Some room for improvement, but well on the way to being a fantastic, can’t miss MILF-next-door go-to site.

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Torbe Home Made Website Review

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Not a fan of the logo

Not a fan of the logo

The site: torbehomemade.com

The price:$29.99 per month

The verdict: One of the better Torbe sites, I think. Certainly worth 30 bones per month. 8 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★★★☆☆ (8/10)

To join, click here:www.torbehomemade.com

Have you ever constructed a fake pussy or asshole? If not, take pen to paper. You’ll need a jar of Vaseline, a tube sock, some fresh hay and a Thermos. I’m sure you can figure out what to do from here…

I suppose it’s not cheating to say that the films at TorbeHomemade.com are “home made,” but don’t mistake that for being shot by Mom and Pop in their amateur fuck fests. This Torbe feller is a pro and he’s basically filmed himself with the paid sluts that he uses for his other sites. Not a bad thing, just telling you in the interest of full disclosure.

The nice thing about these Torbe sites is that they are all professionally done sites, but the chicks aren’t all the cookie-cutter stereotype porn star chicks. Most of them are attractive (notice I said “most”), but they vary dramatically in their looks and body type. That’s what I dig the most about TorbeHomeMade, as well as all of Torbe’s other sites.

And speaking of those other sites, you get them all — all 29 of them — when you join this one. So that’s 30 sites for right at $30 per month. I am not as hot on some of the other sites as this one, but more often than not they are pretty good. Shit, even the bad ones have some salvagable material.

One of the better Torbe sites, I think. Certainly worth 30 bones per month.

8 out of 10

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Torbe Loves Boobs Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Back light works

Back light works

The site: torbelovesboobs.com

The price:$29.99 per month

The verdict: Not too bad for a pro site, but I prefer the individual Torbe sites to this Torbe Loves Boobs, as they aren’t just piles of shit from other sites. But it certainly is apparent that Torbe loves boobs, so if you do then maybe you 2 shitbirds have something in common. 6 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★☆☆☆☆ (6/10)

To join, click here:www.torbelovesboobs.com

Did you see that dude a few years back that got himself a pair of knockers sewn on because a friend bet him he wouldn’t? I wonder if this Torbe character would love THOSE boobs?

Near as I can tell, this Torbe feller has a ton of sites where he — a less than fit, less than attractive and less-than-likely-to-fuck-a-hot-chick-dude — is out to prove the point that if you are willing to show your shit on the internet, you are able to fuck all kinds of tep shelf vag.

TorbeLovesBoobs.com is a cheat of sorts, where he compiles tons of videos of fair-tittied gals from each of his other sites.
So, they are good, but if you are a member of his other sites, the material is stuff you have already seen.

The good news is that you DO get all of the other sites when you join this tit fest, so for $30 per month you get access to this fat fuck drubbing bitches on about 30 sites. Don’t worry — there are other dudes laying pipe too. And yes — the bitches really are sizzly.

Not too bad for a pro site, but I prefer the individual Torbe sites to this Torbe Loves Boobs, as they aren’t just piles of shit from other sites. But it certainly is apparent that Torbe loves boobs, so if you do then maybe you 2 shitbirds have something in common.

6 out of 10

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Fantastic Cum Shots Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Santa wears mistletoe on his belt

Santa wears mistletoe on his belt

The site: fantasticcumshots.com

The price:$0.97 trial, $34.95 per month

The verdict: There’s nothing particularly bad about the site, but nothing that hooks me either. I like it – but it’s just like 10,000 others I’ve seen. They need a hook of some sort. 6 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★☆☆☆☆ (6/10)

To join, click here:www.fantasticcumshots.com

Have you ever “called” your cum shot? One time I was about to let out a boner-belch and I pulled out of the prostitute I was hammering and yelled, “Right eye…left ear!” I fucking stuck the landing in both spots. 100% accuracy, and I never settle for less.

This is basically a BJ site where the chicks take some hefty loads to the mug. Not Peter North-like loads, but impressive nonetheless.

The talent level of these chicks is also impressive. The ones I looked at were foreign – most likely Eastern European (those chicks LOVE the cock). They were all very hot, and each and every one of them could win a gold medal at sucking uncircumcised cock.

My favorite boner chugger was Sara Twain, a small-titttied brunette. She was hot as fuck, and I also liked the way they gave her a guy with an average (at best) cock to slurp on. No hog for this feller, which is nice to see once in a while. Maybe I have a chance with this tramp?

$1 will get you 3 days, $20 will get you a month (if you commit to 3 months). You also get a ton of freebies when you join, including several free pro sites. Not a bad deal at all.

There’s nothing particularly bad about the site, but nothing that hooks me either. I like it – but it’s just like 10,000 others I’ve seen. They need a hook of some sort.

6 out of 10

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Freak Bukkake Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Gallons for dick spittle

Gallons for dick spittle

The site: freakbukkake.com

The price:$29.95 per month

The verdict: You gotta really be one fucked up individual to dig shit like this, but if you are, then I’ll tip my next Mason jar of semen to ya. 6 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★☆☆☆☆ (6/10)

To join, click here:www.freakbukkake.com

Would you rather fuck an elf, a bearded lady or a canteloupe? Why? Discuss…

You know how you’re always wanting to see a chick take 25 loads to the face at the same time, but it just doesn’t seem to be enough degradation and humiliation for you? Well, FreakBukkake.com knows — and they are here to help. Instead of having that group of spermers be hot — or even somewhat normal — dudes, they have rounded up a fucking circus communal of gimps, lepers, fatties, cripples, Armenians and snoodlers.

You have to be some kind of special slut to agree to the shit that they put on you here at Freak Bukkake. It’s one thing to be devoid of self-esteem. It’s quite another to seek out the most humiliating situation you could imagine, then thrust yourself right into the middle of it — and then put it on the internet for millions of men, cock in hand, to come spunk off to. These bitches are at a point so low that it was previously believed to be impossible to stoop to this level.

I have a hard time stomaching a chick drinking a container full of multiple loads. That shit makes me fucking puke. So in all fairness, it was hard to watch too much of any of the videos on FreakBukkake. But from what I could see without barfing all over the fucking floor, there is some entertaining shit here — you know, if you’re into that sort of thing.

$30 will get you a full month. Thankfully, for dudes like me, that also includes about 30 more sites. The sites in this network are always professional and very well done, so you can expect good shit from the other sites.

You gotta really be one fucked up individual to dig shit like this, but if you are, then I’ll tip my next Mason jar of semen to ya.

6 out of 10

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