Our Review: Pornstar Tryouts
Uniqueness is the only way to stay ahead
in the online porn industry. If you are selling the same tired,
old shit as everyone else, your product is a dime a dozen. If,
on the other hand, you get creative then the sky is the limit.
Pornstartryouts.com admittedly looks and sounds like some of
the same old stuff. But a closer look revealed a different idea
that we found intriguing.
The layout
is somewhat simple; bring girls in for a fake "modeling"
interview, hit them with the truth --which is that they are
really looking for the next pornstar, then throw a bunch of
money at them and see if they will bite. They always do.
The uniqueness that we were fond of was in
the set up. Each girls goes through a 3 day "process."
Day 1 is the initial interview and the revelation that they
are looking for porn stars. Day 2 is modeling, bikinis and
shorts, easing into a little topless modeling and the like.
Day 3 is the climax, in more ways than one. They finally convince
the girl to fuck them on camera and everyone goes home happy!
While we are not naive enough to believe that this really
takes place over three days, it is a new twist on an old idea
that makes it worth watching. After all, porn is all about
the fantasy, right?
If we have any complaint it is that these
girls are very bad actresses and it is very apparent that
they know what is coming. The "shock" they feign
is not too genuine. We think it would be a little more exciting
if we could really believe these girls are good girls gone
bad at the mention of money. But it is still arousing, nonetheless.
The other downside is that Day 1 always consists of a lot
of talking and not much else.
We do have some favorites that you should
look out for. Morgan is fucking hot, no doubt about it. She
claims to be from a small town in Oklahoma, although her lack
of an accent gives her away. She "thinks" that she
is coming to audition for a commercial but when they give
her the news she takes it in stride...and eventually gets
the dick. We also liked Brandi, who was a raunchy, but sexy,
slut who knew exactly what she was doing.
Pornstartryouts is somewhere between
a reality/amateur porn site and a regular, scripted porn movie.
The girls are very sexy and young, and the sex is good, albeit
not spontaneous. If a porn site has to be scripted, we much
rather it be this way than your standard porno movie.
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