Our Review: Prime Man Meat
Sounding like an item on a menu at a gay
butcher shop, Prime Man Meat is a quality gay site with hours
of videos of studs and twinks (although we did not see any bears).
All of the videos are either hardcore or solo runs, so whichever
you pleasure you will be able to find here. Most of the movies
are very watchable, with only a handful of them being poor in
quality and sexual nature. There are so many, though, that although
you will be mildly annoyed by that, you will not be devastated.
You can simply move on to the next video, and chances are it
will make your pants tingle! The
price = $24.95 per month. What do you get? A lot. On this
site alone you get hundreds of hot scenes from dozens of movies.
Only the unemployed and those without any semblance of a life
could get them all watched in a month! But you also get access
to many other gay sites as well with dozens of other videos
and thousands of other pictures. If you are a fence sitter
(a.k.a. bi-sexual), then you are in for a treat. There are
many straight sites included in the feee as well. If you are
strictly gay, do not worry...there is no extra charge for
those sites. Here are some of the movies that we liked...
West Coast Meat Rack. What a name for a gay
porno! We loved it. And that was before we even saw one scene.
Luckily for us, the movie was watchable, so we could write
this review and tell you about it. It would have been a shame
to let a name like that go unnoticed. Of particular note was
scene #2. First warning, get the fastforward button ready.
The acting is deplorable. But do not let that deter you, it
is worth drudging through to get to the good sex scenes. Now,
the set is not that realistic, but you will forget that (hopefully)
when you get into the stand-up back door job that takes place
on it.
While we are talking meat, we might as well
bring up another carniverous movie, Raw Meat #3. Again, be
prepared for some horrible acting. What do you expect, though..afterall
it is STILL a porno?!?! What really counts is the sex, and
there are some good scenes here. Secen 5 features Paul Morgan,
a blone-haired studmuffin/california boy. Although there is
some good, raw sex, we liked the lead up, a sensual ass massage
with lotion. Something a little different.
Bad acting but good fucking. Great sex, but
bad lines. Have you EVER known anyone to turn their head from
a porno simply because the acting sucked? Neither have we.
7 out of 10
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