PLD’s Top Ten Definitive Reality Porn Sites
Top 10 Reality Sites
I don’t even know what reality is anymore, to be honest. They say reality shows are staged, and I’m sure that most reality porn sites are bullshit, so who knows who to believe? I’ll tell you who me, that’s who. Why? Because my reality is sitting in a La-Z-Boy 24/7 with my pecker on hard, chapping my boner over and over again to site after site, just so YOU know exactly where to go when you get all tingly in the crotch. That’s right, motherfuckers, I beat off just for you. Sort of like Christ dying for your sins — except I don’t fuck with lepers.
So here they are, folks…the Top 10 Reality porn sites. Body of me…Amen:
Believe it or not, I spent 4 years in college. In that time, I nailed more dumb broads than I deserved to. It was like shooting fish in a barrel. Actually, it was more like shooting sperm in a slut, but that’s neither here nor there. What is here and there both is that college is a cesspool of sluts and nuts. Seriously I bet Corky from Life Goes On could get laid daily on any college campus in America. Except BYU. Mormons think retarded people are Satan’s pets.
College Wild Parties is a site that focuses on the wildness of the college life. They get a group of people together, throw a big party, and a fucking or two breaks out right there in front of the whole lot of them. Good fucking. And, of course, when there’s a good bit of fucking going on in the floor in front of about 50 people, there’s gonna be cheering so expect a lot of that too.
Are these real college parties? Probably not. When I was in school I had to drag the drunk slut back into a bedroom or a broom closet to finger her and get my Johnny tugged but that was a while ago. Who knows?
Maybe college peeps fuck each other out in the open these days. Sounds reasonable it always sucked when we slipped into the bedroom and someone else was already getting poked in the bed.
All of the real or not bullshit aside this is a damn fine site if you like amateur style fucking, and voyeurism. These are real parties, with real people, getting real fucked up and taking real cocks in their real vaginas so what’s not to like?
School’s in!
These days there are so many sites and so much shit to make my cock barf to, that I sometimes get bored with traditional masturbation techniques (like my hands, a banana peel and/or the Jelly Mittens technique). When that happens, I try to find shit to fuck around my house. Just this morning I fucked the SHIT out of a bottle of ketchup, my dog, a pair of Army boots (size 
and a ceiling fan. And I spermed on a Phildendron.
But with Kristen’s little corner of the web here, I go old school. I don’t want any weird shit distracting me or taking away from a fantastic reality experience. You see Kristen here may very well be my favorite MILF on the internet. And I can guarantee you that her site is my favorite exclusively-MILF reality site on the internet.
Not only does Kristen have what I would call the perfect body handful tits, gorgeous face, lady-next-door look, an ass that I would die for she also has glasses and tattoos. Not a ton of tattoos, but enough to give my cock that extra, angry inch that it only gives me on special occasions.
And this isn’t just Kristen in the sack it’s a true reality experience. Sure, most of it is fucking, but she also has a lot of her everyday activities recorded on here. It just so happens that when you’re fucking hot and in your prime, most of your daily activities include sucking cock, eating pussy or getting fucked. It’s just the way of the world, man.
I can honestly say that, of all of the great, great MILF sites out there, I would most likely choose to join this one 90 out of 100 times. And the other 10 times I risk my cock revolting and leaving me for good.
The first time I ever used the services of a hooker was in the bathroom of a casino hotel. I’m pretty sure it was her first time too or at the very least her first week on the job. I talked her into blowing me for all the money I had, and was even able to shimmy a finger into her pooper while she was slobbing. Unfortunately for her, I only had $17 but I let her snag a Perrier from the mini-bar, so I guess that makes us square.
This site hit us and hit us hard. We were totally blindsided by its sneaky greatness. With a name like Lukey, we figured it’d be some shriveled up nerd with scurvy, trying to bang has unwilling hand to Spiderman comics. Instead, we got a British chap who resembles those little Prince fellers over there, with an impressive crank and a bunch of call girls willing to milk him on film. Yeah, he’s a little nerdy, but that just means he spends more time thinking about pussy and how to fuck it. Good shit.
That’s right, Lukey’s using whores. Wanna make something of it? Me neither except a nice lube lather and a long weekend. He hires escorts and asks them if he can film their encounters (for an additional fee, I’m sure). He fucks them and films it. Sounds pretty drab – -but it’s far from it. You see, hookers don’t act in front of the camera like porn actresses do. Therefore, you get more reality than most other porn sites.
So don’t let the nerdiness of Lukey or the thought of hammering hookers on film turn you off. If you do, you will be missing out on one of the top 10 reality porn sites in the world. The fucking WORLD, people!
Her tattoo functions exactly like a nipple.
I can’t even begin to imagine a life without alcohol. Not for me I could give up the hooch if need be. But it’s an absolute necessity when it comes to getting laid. Not that they need to be drunk to fuck me, but God dammit I don’t have time to play games like Let’s go one a date and I want to get to know you first. I have shit to do. Alcohol gets me to where I want to go in less than half the normal amount of time.
I fucking love this site. Hell, I even love the idea of this site, even if the site itself didn’t exist. Basically, it’s my younger life on film, and with a limo instead of a 1981 Mazda pick up truck. Guy goes to a bar, guy buys copious amounts of booze for target slut, guy takes target slut to waiting limo and fucks the shit out of her, guy discards chick. Repeat.
I also love how they don’t try to force it and make it more fancy than it needs to be. There is no fancy lighting. The chicks are sometimes pretty hot, and others just pretty drunk and accessible. Sometimes the dude that’s with the site gets to hammer them, other times they want to fuck their own boyfriend in the limo. In the end, what you get is raw, uncensored and unstaged porn. Now THAT’s reality.
My Pick Up Girls Sample Photo
I have tried the pick up a random chick walking down the road and fuck her technique myself. Never works for me. I suppose part of the reason could be that I drive a hearse, have a lengthy goatee and I go by the name The Devil. Fucking snobs.
I’ll be the first to admit that these encounters are almost certainly staged and set up beforehand, but what reality show manipulated these days? The end result is some good car-fucking of amateur, chick-next-door types. And at the end of the day, isn’t that really what life’s all about?
In addition to car fucking, you outdoor and public fuck freaks will have a cock twisted jamboree with this one. There are TONS of scenes of random street urchins getting snogged on the side of the road, or in a public bathroom or in a cemetery all kinds of shit like that.
Finally, you’ll even like the dudes. Not like you’ll want to slurp on their dangler or anything but these are regular dudes like you and I. They don’t have colossal dongs and aren’t in perfect shape. There just lucky dudes that get to fuck random and often really hot chicks outside. So…I’m sayin’ there’s a chance…
Go to the site, crank one out, the drive around your town looking for randoms to try it out on. Never a batter way to spend a Wednesday night!
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Man…sometimes I just have to have a heart and feel for some other dudes in this world. Imagine getting your squirrel all greased up, preparing for a good old fashioned internet fist fuck, getting to a good site, starting to slide the fist then realizing that the chick on the screen taking a 10 inch strifer is your estranged daughter. You know that shit happens, too. Worse yet — NOT realizing it until your cleaning the chowder off your belly. Woof. And Exploited College Girls is exactly the kind of site you’ll be on when it happens to you.
I just recently discovered this dandy, and I am certain it would make my top ten list in several categories. Obviously, it does here in reality porn, but would also be right up there in college aged chick sites, amateur, POV almost any fucking thing! It’s that god damned good.
Basically these are broke college chicks REAL college chicks that need to turn some tricks for cash. It’s pretty obvious from the get go that this site is markedly different from those other sites that claim to have college chicks, but it’s clear that they are adult industry tramps. These chicks here are the real deal with the name of their school and everything. Plus, you can tell that they are not used to chugging cocks on the floor of a borrowed house.
I know it sounds like a million other college chick sites but go there and check out the free tour, I guaran-fucking-tee you you’ll change your mind and then your underwear.
Big Sister Sample Photo
If you are looking for a BBW site featuring black chicks, I applaud your creative interpretation the title of this site, but you are barking up the wrong tree. Maybe go try Ebony Elephants, Heart Attack Blacks or Gargantuan Ghetto Gals.
You know the reality show Cathouse on HBO that’s set in the whorehouse out in Nevada? Well this site is a lot like that except without all the bullshit, drummed up drama. In other words, it’s videos of real guys fucking real whores in a real brothel in Prague.
The best part of this entire fucking deal is that YOU yes you, the weird fucker with the prosthetic leg wearing the Merlin robe can get laid for free and be on the site. All you have to do is go to Prague. You see, this brothel gives away free slabs of pussy, as long as you agree to let them use your fucktacular experience on their site. I just booked my flight.
You rarely see a new idea in porn, but this is one and a damn good one. The chicks are hot and the fucking is obviously real. Plus, they will never run out of material. Are you kidding me? Free pussy will keep horn dogs like you and I streaming through that front door until the end of time.
This might be the only site that you can pretty much be guaranteed that you are going to get REAL fucking, each and every time. Go there, beat off, then book your flight.
I went to high school with the blonde
Down to the top 3. You know, when you get to the top 3 of any list, the honorees are almost always interchangeable. I mean can you really tell me that Michael Jackson’s Thriller, one of the top selling albums of all-time is any different than AC/DC’s Back In Black, another of the top 3 best sellers? They are exactly the same album with different names.
Ever hear the phrase less is more? Of course you have. Well, this site is a prime fucking example of that phrase set in motion. Most sites pipe off about how they’re the best, their chicks are the hottest, they give you the most what the fuck ever. California Pimp just brings the goods and lets the pussy do the talking.
A plain page with a ton of thumbnails or amateur chicks. That’s all you’ll see when you visit. No fake shit. This is as reality as reality porn gets, fellers. You log in in and click on the chick you like. You see a film of her after answering an ad in the newspaper (that apparently said something to the effect of Shameless Whore Wanted) — sucking and fucking some crafty bastard in a store room or some shit. That’s it. No frills, all spills.
They also show the bad with the good the less than attractives, the chicks that freak out before even shedding a stitch, the angry boyfriends they have it all. True, true reality here guys.
There’s a fine line between good reality porn and amateur porn. In fact, a really nice reality site like this one can really fall into both categories. So if you like amateur shit and/or reality shit, grease up your hanger and ready yourself for a nut-splosion.
I wonder what would happen if I put an ad in the paper to for models wanted and then tried to jackhammer the broads that answered it when they showed up? That’s what this feller did, and it seemed to work out just fine for him. And he wasn’t even cordial to these poor cunts. I have a sneaking suspicion my experience would be less positive than his. Knowing my luck my own mother would show up and then, having no other responses, I would have to begrudgingly let her give me a handy.
This one seems pretty fucking real, too. Many of these chicks are pretty reluctant to do much, although some of the money hungry cunts are willing to take stranger cock up their asses for a few dollars. Oh – -and speaking of that that’s where the devious little twist comes in. You see he tells them that everyone in the industry has to do an unpaid tryout, fucks them silly, then reveals to them as they are cleaning his chowder off of their faces that there is no job that he was just getting laid. Stellar fucking plan, man!
There are no frills which is fairly standard in a good reality/amateur site. Push play on the camera, get a dumb, penniless chick to do some shit that she’ll regret, then stick it on the internet. You don’t need to reinvent the wheel to make a good slickner site just be real and I’ll cum harder than an elephant on oysters.
This is cream of the crop when it comes to reality porn, I can promise you that.
I suppose it’s really expected of you to be #1 when you call yourself Kings. But you can’t just mail it in, fuckers look at King Friday. That piece of shit puppet wasn’t good at anything, besides stupidity. He fucking built his castle right next to a fucking train track. Smart move, oh exalted ruler. Of course, what do you expect from a supposed King that goes around with a fist up his ass all day. Jesus, I hate that royal cocksucker.
These motherfuckers at Reality Kings wear the crown with pride, and with good reason. It is the best reality site in existence on the world wide web. Pretty special accomplishment, if you ask me. I bet when you were a kid you used to go out in the yard and pretend that you were winning the Super Bowl or the World Series or some bullshit like that. Not me, you pussies. I used to pretend I was accepting the award for the World Champion Porno Motherfucker. So I envy these dudes, like you envy grown men that wear pajamas and play games for a living.
Actually, Reality Kings is a conglomeration of a bunch of sites all of which are included with your membership to this one site itself. God damn I wish I had the time to list every single one and describe it in detail oh wait, I already did that on Porny Little Devil. Sweet! Now I have more time to beat the shit out of my cock the these sites.
But I do have the time to list the names of all of the sites just because I’m cool like that, and I know how hard it is to Google this shit with one hand on your giblets and the other finger-hammering your asshole. Here we go: 40 Inch Plus, 8th Street Latinas, All Amateur Movies, All Sites Access, Big Naturals, Big Tits Boss, Boys First Time, Cam Crush, Captain Stabbin, Cum Fiesta, CFNM Secrets, Cum Girls, Dangerous Dongs, Extreme Asses, Extreme Naturals, Euro Sex Parties, First Time Auditions, Flower Tucci, Huge Gay Pass, Huge Movie Pass, Huge Tits Pass, In The VIP, Mega Cock Cravers, Mike In Brazil, Mike’s Apartment, MILF Hunter, MILF Next Door, MILF Pass, Money Talks, Monster Curves, Papi, Pure 18, Reality Kings, Real Orgasms, Round and Brown, Street Blowjobs, See My Wife, Top Shelf Pussy, Tranny Surprise, Tuna Party, We Live Together and Wives In Pantyhose for now. And this shit doesn’t get stale. They add shit more often than an Asian mathematician.
I have never seen an unattractive chick on any site that I have ever visited in this network. Never. And I have never seen a site, scene (they are all original on their sites), pose, position or anything else on any of their sites that wasn’t less than 100%. They never cut corners and never try to sell your short.
They are the kings of this motherfucking planet when it comes to reality porn. Bow your cockhead to Reality Kings.
That’s the skinny, fuckers. Whip out your giggly stick and get ready to shuffle it to the best reality porn sites in all the land.
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