I wish someone would set up a spycam in my house. They would get quite a show. They'd see me typing this right here completely naked, except for that banana in my ass and the hollowed-out eggplant on my dick. They'd see me “poo-bottlin'” my ass in the shower (that's my own little terms for when I frig my own keester with the shampoo bottle). And, of course, they'd see me flossing. Exciting! Let's just get this out of the way right now – this is one of the best sites I've seen in a while. Now, you can either keep reading what I think about it, or you can just blindly click and join. The outcome will be the same either way – except that you can save yourself a few minutes by skipping my drivel and joining immediately. That's a few more minutes of tugging on your trouser snake.
These are real home videos. Not “reality” bullshit that you see all over the place these days - -you know, that shit that is totally fake and scripted. If you're not too sure there's one easy way to find out – tape yourself fucking your broad and submit it. Yep – they take user submissions. This shit is real.
There are a couple of ways to get a membership. One is to pay less than $35 per month. Easy enough. Plus, when you join you get access to 4 bonus sites – all voyeur type sites. Good stuff.
My favorite way to get a membership is to fuck your way into a free one. Yeah – if you submit some of your OWN home fuck videos, making sure you have a sign somewhere in there that professes your love for Home Spy Videos, you can get free access. Even better, once a month they pick the top three submissions of videos and/or pictures, and the top 3 get $1,000, $500 and $300 respectively. So you get laid, you get paid and you get a free membership. Best deal going on the entire interweb.
One of the prerequisites for submitting a videos is that you be “hot and natural.” Guess what? Yeah – that guarantees that you're not going to find any hideous beefers jamming plastic into their cunts here, while they sit at home alone on a Friday night with their cats. These are hot, real couples doing hot things. Fuck...yes.
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