Some people say it's creepy to be a voyeur – to stare through peepholes at girls changing clothes, to hide in the bushes and peer into windows. Not me. I say it's clever. An exercise in perseverance. By God, it's downright ambitious. If I owned a store where I hired employees (as opposed to a porn-hole where I sit by myself), I'd only hire peeping Toms. As much as I love this site – and I love it with all my cock – it really does take away from my theory that all voyeurs are ambitious go-getters. You see – they take all of the hard work out of the art of peep by filming themselves at home fucking around, then send it to the site for posting. So now, all you peeping pervs need to do is plop your fat asses in front of your Dell, grease up your dipstick, and shuffle away. Jesus...what's this world coming to?
Oh well. If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. Then beat yourself...off. And this is the place to do it if you dig home videos. You know me – my favorite thing in the entire world is a clear, crisp video of you bangin' your old lady. This site is nothing but that. Well, not all you...but others sort of like you (but hotter). ALL home videos. No Hollywood bullshit. No studios. No special lighting. Raw, home fucking.
Most of the couples (and solo ladies) are European. They are a bit more open with this kind of stuff over there – God bless 'em. And if you're like me, you think foreign chicks are fucking sizzling. There are a lot of solo vids, a lot of public nudity/sex vids and a lot of straight home screw vids. And when I say a lot, I mean a lot – with more added weekly.
The one really good thing about this lazy-ass form of voyeurism is that it's real cheap-like. $29.95 for 30 days and $59.95 for 90 days. If you think that's not cheap, look at it this way – when you get caught flogging your eel in the bushes outside The Widow Johnson's house, bail alone is over $1,000 – not to mention fines and court costs. Take the easy way out, Jack.
There are excellent home video/user submission sites and there are turds. It's all or nothing with these kinds of sites. This one is all.
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