Reality Kings
Have you ever tried to describe a fireworks show to someone? Pretty fucking hard, isn't it? You can talk into you're blue in the face, but you'll never really get your point across unless and until that person actually sees some, if not all, of the fireworks displays himself. That's what it would be like for me to describe the Reality Kings to you.It's a pornographic fireworks display that will leave you oohhing and aaahhhing – and cumming your pants.
I was fucking floored when I realized we'd never reviewed this site before. I've been on this site more times than your Mom has been on a big, bulging cock. Okay – not that fucking many times – but I've been there a lot. Easily one of my favorite sites and networks. The girls are on TOP of the top-shelf girls, the video is as crisp and clear as video gets, the themes are not bullshit fake classroom shit – but real fucking scenarios with incredible looking sluts.
Here are the sites you get for one monthly fee (each of these is individually reviewed elsewhere here on Porny Little Devil): MILF Hunter, Money Talks, We Live Together, In The VIP, 8th Street Latinas, Round & Brown, Cum Fiesta, Big Naturals, Mike In Brazil, Mike's Apartment (one of my favorite all-time sites), Big Tits Boss, Monster Curves, First Time Auditions, Pure 18 and MILF Next Door. In case you didn't realize – that's like having Michael Jordan, Magic Johnson, Wilt Chamberlain, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, Larry Bird, Dan Marino, John Elway, Jerry Rice, Babe Ruth, Ty Cobb, Mickey Mantle and fucking God -- all on the same fucking team.
I wish I had the time to describe each site for you – but that'd take a year (not to mention I couldn't do it justice). But a couple you MUST check out are Mike's Apartment and In The VIP. Mikes Apartment is set overseas where Mike and the fellers take out an ad for a roommate, and when hot chicks respond, they fuck them in exchange for free room and board. In The VIP is a site that's set in different nightclubs where the guys get hot (way fucking hot, that is) chicks to shake their money makers on the dance floor, then to fuck and suck them in the VIP room.
Oh – a side note that has nothing to do with porn, but you'll also see a lot of MMA fighter, and terrifying human being Kimbo Slice on these sites – he was a body guard for the Reality Kings dudes before he got into organized fighting. Obviously, they were the safest porn dudes in the world for a time.
So there you have it. I've seen a fuckload of porn in my days, and I can easily say that this is one of the best – if not THE very best – internet porno network that has ever existed. Is that fucking clear cut enough for you?
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