God damn I wish I was a rock star. Those motherfuckers get more pussy than weathermen. I've seen hideous dudes get split-tail just because they played in a band. Prime example -- Lyle Lovett, who's a singer that's about half as sexy as that guy from The Hills Have Eyes, was married to Hollywood sex symbol Julia Roberts. And he just sings queer shit – rock stars are bad ass. Obviously a few before have starred in “home” movies – we all remember Tommy Lee's thermos-sized crank. But this is the first time that we know of that one has actually decided to be the MAIN star on a porno site. This ain't no scratchy home film starring that dumpster fire Pam Anderson – this is prime time, grade A, first rate studio porn.
You may recognize the dude on this site (Evan Seinfeld a.k.a. Spyder Jonez) if you used to watch the HBO show Oz – he played Jaz Hoyt. No? You may recognize him, then, as the bassist for the metal band Biohazard. No? How about as the star of VH1s Supergroup? Not that one either, huh? Then you may recognize his cock from your mom's ass, smarty pants! This guy is a legit star in many fields – and now he's decided to star in the only area that you and I give a shit about – porn.
As you'd expect, Spyder's a hardcore dude, covered in thousands of tattoos. As you'd also expect, him being a porn star now and all, he's got a pretty heft crank. This makes for some good fucking on the hot chicks he lays with here. Remember what I said above - -that rockers get elite pussy, right? Well, how about a rocker that's also a porn star -- he'd get some of the best pussy in the free world, right? Fuckin' A right he does! The bitches here would hold their own against any other site's chicks. Up and cummers like Teagan Presley (super hot blonde with bigguns), Rebecca Linares (a tiny latina that's roughly the size of Spyder's cock) and Nadia Nitro (a tiny-tittied, black-haired vixen that could suck the wrinkles out of Any Rooney's forehead). And there are a shit load more where that came from.
One of the best things about it is that it's brand new – and so they're selling it CHEAP to get new customers. $1.00 trial memberships RIGHT NOW! That's 48 hours of content for less than you'd pay for a fucking bean burrito. Not only to you get to watch a legitimate star fuck legitimate chicks, you also get access to 14 additional sites and a billion or so additional porn videos. That's all well and good – but I have spent most of my time on this site and none of the others. It's great. And shit – even after the trial it's less than $30 per month for all of that shit – about 10 bucks cheaper than you'd generally expect to pay for ONE site.
I've seen gimmicky sites before – this is no fucking gimmick. This is the real deal – very, very good, star-powered porn. Don't let the fact that a main stream guy is in the videos turn you off – he's as good or better than most of the other dudes I've seen. After all, he's a rocker – he knows how to work the cock.
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