With billions of porn sites available, they are all trying to find their own gimmick to sell memberships. I can dig that – and as a matter of fact, I am glad they do, just to try to mix things up a bit. Also, I am all for chick gulping loads of semen from my meat cup. But for some reason, I just can't get into watching chicks drink splooge from glass. I like the fucking a LOT on this up to that point, but then I have to run outside and cum in my mailbox. It's just a thing that I have to do man – don't knock it 'till you try it.

Where has this Tiana Lynn chick been all of my masturbatory life? I know where she is now – she's on this site and in my fantasies. Tiana is a gorgeous young chick (claims to be a teen, I'd say early 20s) that has the eyes of a cat, the tits of a goddess and the pussy of a foreign diplomat (they have really, really nice vaginas). She's also a squirter. Oh – and she drinks cum like it's free Jaegermeister shots at a bachelorette party.

Lots of sites have $3 and $5 trials. That's pretty impressive – for fucking pussies. This one has ONE dollar trial memberships. The last time I got a nut for $1, I was out of the wax paper that I usually use to jerk off with (what...like you don't?), and I had to use a dollar bill. Not quite as slick, but a little sexier with the founder of our country licking my cock and staring my right in the eyes, down to my soul. It was pretty hot.

I love the chicks and the fucking on this site, but watching chicks drink shots of cum from a glass does nothing for me, except make me dry heave. ... 6 out of 10