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Ashley Madison Is Not Bullshit

Most "adult personals" sites are complete bullshit. They lure you in with hundreds of fake profiles, take your money, and bail. It really pisses us off, actually, and that's why we don't promote those phony adult dating programs here at PLD. Ashley Madison is not bullshit. We promise. It's real, and it's for married/attached people. They actually guarantee you an affair, or they'll refund your money. Trust us, it's the real thing.

The site: vixenx.com
The price:$2.95 Trial, $29.95 a Month

The verdict: Good site...if you're Pentecostal. 4 out of 10. (Read review below!).

To join, click here: www.vixenx.com
Our Review: Vixen X
Remember the 80s chick rock band Vixen? This is a site where all of the members of that band get fucked by giraffes. Oh, shit – nevermind. I misread the headline of the site. Too bad – that shit would have been much hotter than what they REALLY have to offer here.

Know why they call this Vixen X and not Vixen XXX? No, not because the other was taken (although it may have been). It's because this is softcore, and not XXX. BOO!!!! FUCKING BOOOO!!!

Okay, well, I guess they can't all be hardcore. And softcore porn serves it's purpose - -which is to get 12 year old boys off or to try to convince prudish cunt-wives that you are really looking at classy and erotic material, rather than the trampling, gagging, horse-fucking demon filth that you are really knocking your cock to.

To their credit, they do have super hot chicks. And it's not all over the bra shit – they do a little dildo play and finger jacking. But no fucking. Nary a dick in the house. It's a shame to me that such lovely pussy is wasted on dainty fingers and pink plastic. Someone needs to cock down these bitches really hard-like.

If you are still interested, you can get a 3 day trial for $3. That's about the limit on what I'd spend on a softcore site – and that would be just out of sheer curiosity, as I can't remember the last time I saw a female on the internet without a cock dangling somewhere in the vicinity of her face or crotch. If you really dig it, $30 will get you a monthly – which is absurd.

Good site...if you're Pentecostal. ... 4 out of 10

Visit the site: www.vixenx.com

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