Our Review: Sex Toys Porno
Just imagine -- way back a long time ago
if a lady wanted to get off and her man was not around, she
would have to break a branch off of a Birch tree and use it
as a dildo. True story! Okay...so maybe we made that up --
but we bet it has been done before. Surely at one point a
dildo was nothing more than a hairbrush or a soda bottle,
or for those “loose" hussies, a rolling pin!
Today, of course, shit has changed dramatically
when it comes to that area. There are more types of sex toys
today than there are cars. Hundreds of thousands of brands,
styles and looks. Double Dongs, the Rabbit, The Venus Butterfly,
the Fist -- and that is just what we have lying on our desk
here! There are toys for men and women both. There are also
toys for both men and women -- as a matter of fact, we have
a set of Ben-Wa balls in our ass right this very moment! No,
that is not what they were meant for, but who cares! It is
our little secret!
Sex Toys Porno is a rare site dedicate to
the sex toy and featuring many, many hours of sex toy usage.
Wanna talk about hot? Try to sneak up on a chick using a dildo
without her knowing you are there. That is one of the most
gratifying experiences that you can ever have -- but make
sure that you actually know her and know she will not have
you arrested (damn you Connie -- we will still never forgive
you for that).
This site has an incredible archive of dildo
vids -- over 150,000 of them to go along with the ONE HALF
MILLION pictures that you get access to with your subscription.
All of that for a total price of $39.95 per month (you can
try it out for 3 days for less than $2 too!). IF you are some
kind of Ironman who thinks that is just not quite enough,
there are also THIRTY other sites that you get access to with
this subscription! They all have similar amounts of videos
and pictures on their sites as well. They are not toy sites,
but they have damn good content and lots of it!
Very nice super-site. Sex toys are a genre
that needs a large site like this one, and now they have it!
9 out of 10
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