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"Horny Old Bitches"
That is what the folks at Sexy Elders say
on the front of their site. We think they are selling themselves
a little short, since the pictures they show are not "old"
bitches at all, but pretty damn sexy mature sluts. But it
is what is on the inside that counts, right? So we took a
look inside of their site...
Sexy Elders is a mega-site dedicated to...you
guessed it! Mature ladies. We would not consider most of them
"elders," but we assume that was just a catchy name
and most of the "mature" names were already taken.
But they didn't have to put "Horny Old Bitches"
on the front of the site, did they? No matter what you call
them, you can see a whole hell of a lot of them on this site.
They promise over 150,000XXX videos and 250,000 or more pictures.
We love mature lady videos, no doubt about it. The pictures?
Well, they do not do as much for us...but what the hell do
we know? To each his own, right? That fact remains that they
have shit loads of both to enjoy.
The membership fee is $38.76 per month. That
is a little steep for a normal mature lady site, mainly because
they do not generally have all that many videos and/or pictures
to choose from. We are not advocates of paying over $30 per
month to a site that carries 20 or so movies...it just doesn't
make any sense (and there are plenty of them out there, so
beware). We can, however, justify a site like this since there
are thousands of videos to choose from, and each of them is
downloadable so that you can keep each one. That is like paying
$38 per month for a certain internet movie company that rhymes
with PetFlicks (figure it out yet?) and getting to KEEP all
of the movies they send you. Just like a sore cock...you can't
beat it!
One of the so called "Old Bitches"
that we found on here was Jessica Jewel. If you do remember
Jessica, you should. She has been a star for over 10 years
now. We keep getting amazed every time we see one of these
former mainstream stars show up on a "mature" site
(see: Houston).Jessica is still hot these days, coming in
at 34DD, 24, 34. She is brunette and, obviously, has a massive
set of knockers on her. She has been around long enough to
know exactly what we want, and she gives it to us without
fail every time. Look for Jessica on here...she’s a great
"mature" star.
We had some troubles navigating the site
itself, so watch out for that. In addition to the less-than-stellar
set-up, you will have to be quick on the draw when you want
to leave...they want to keep you there if you know what we
mean. An annoyance, but a relatively minor one in light of
the stash they have control over!
A good mature mega-site. Once you get the
hang of using the annoyingly designed site, you will love
it.
6.5 out of 10.
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