Our Review: Smooth Snatches
There are two camps out there...those who
like the hairy holes and those who like 'em bald. In today's
porn, the latter have the upper hand, as most are in that
category. Smooth Snatches brings us loads of videos dedicated
to the unbearded clam!
We were hoping that we would be treated to
videos of chicks shaving their beavers or having their beavers
shaved for them...but no such luck. These videos are simply
those featuring ladies who have, at some point in the recent
past, shaved their bushes or had them shaved for them. That
is certainly sexy, but we would like to see the deed being
done. Hell, 90% of porn these days involves bald beavers.
It was therefore probably pretty easy for these guys to fill
up their video vault! We got luckier with the pictures, as
there were a number of series of pics that featured girls
actually in the act of shaving. That shit is hot!
One video that we did like despite not have
a shaving scene was that involving Francis and Adam. Francis
is a striking little blonde with larger than average, natural
tits. She is as cute as a button, except a lot sluttier than
one! She has a goat as bald as the day that she was born,
and Adam plugs it up nice and tight for her. Some very nice
reverse cowgirl and doggie scenes ensue, with Francis taking
a shot to the face in the end. She is definitely a piece of
ass wroth taking note of!
The real ringer here was Jackie, though...a
blonde in a schoolgirl outfit with enormous tits and braids
in her hair. She is as sexy as we have seen in a while. Unfortunately
for us, she did not get fucked, but she did pleasure herself
(as we pleasured ourselves) and, at least for part of the
time, left the skirt on! Hot as fuck! Her slippery slit was
as wet as a Seattle storm drain! A MUST SEE CHICK FOR BIG
TIT LOVERS!!!!!!!
The price to pay is $39.99 per month, and
that will get you all of the videos and pictures, plus many
erotic stories, games, personal ads, and more. The real deal
is the three-day trial, which is only $2.95. This is a good
way to make sure that you are going to like it before taking
the big plunge.
A good site, but could have been a little
better with a shaving theme instead of just bald snappers.
7 out of 10
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