PLD’s Top Ten Definitive Solo Sites
Top 10 Solo Sites
There are 2 camps in the world of “I like to fuck my hand to THIS type of porn.” You either love solo girl sites – those that feature one main girl and offer updates of her exploits — or you love multiple girl sites – those that feature countless sluts fielding misters left and right. This list is dedicated to the best of the boner-loners…the solo girl sites.
There are exactly 1,034,542,997 solo girl sites (I counted them one day). Was it hard to pick only the top 10? Not really – unless you think it’s hard to jerk off 1,034,542,997 times in one day. The cream rises to the top, my friends – in more ways than one. The only thing I regret is that my cock is now nothing but a skinless mash-up of veins and blood clots. It looks like a slimy pile of red and blue yarn.
Here we go –
great nipples
Just like any red-blooded male, I love tits. What sets me apart from most, however, is that more than anything else – I love small tits. The smaller the better. If I could create a girl, I’d have that bitch be flat chested, then I’d swing on her as hard as I could and punch a set of foxhole tits on her, sticking the nipples way down at the bottom of the hole.
Brooke Skye is a gorgeous little freckled tart with a set of tits that look like a couple of pieces of fried bologna. They’re perfect. I imagine them as tiny little sombreros that are hiding a couple of shy little flamenco dancers. Hola, senoritas…como esta?
Brooke has something that the majority of porn sites do not yet have, but will. No…not a heavy priest membership. Brooke has HD — as in high definition (also as in lots of hard dicks – but that’s not very unique, now is it?). And believe you me – it does make a difference. I can now jerk off to each individual freckle on her back. I’ve even named them all. Patty is my favorite. She’s a FILF.
Brooke is as fresh as you will find – her face is cute as fuck, she’s as skinny as a cricket (and I already mentioned her tits) – and she’s real. If you like them in the teen arena, then you will hyperventilate for her. Plus, she’s bi. ‘Nuff said.
So why, then, if Brooke has the perfect body, a beautiful face, teen assets, a great membership fee ($1.00 trials, $30 per month – but pay for less than 3 months and get the other 3 free at $80 for 6 months), and high definition videos, is she only listed at #10 on my list? No hardcore dickins’. Yep – she doesn’t take the cock on film (or at least not on any films on her site). Generally this is the cardinal sin to me with solo girl sites – but Brooke is SO fucking hot and her site is so well done, that she still lands on the list.
Vroom Vroom
And wouldn’t you know it – no sooner than I profess my love for tiny titters, I go and hang a pair of 34DDs on ya! I’m sneaky like that. You see – just like I can love several women at the same time, I also love gigantic tits just like I love small ones. But instead of standing back and admiring the teensie ones, I like to dive into the big ones. Sometimes I will take a chick with big tits up on the roof of a building, dig my fingernails into those bare fuckers as hard as I can, then jump off the building, using them like a couple of fat bungee cords.
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Rachel has those kind of tits (and they’re real!), and although she has yet to let me do my roof-jumping trick with them, I still love her. Not only for her tits, but because she is beautiful, friendly (she takes the time to listen to her members and makes her site like they want it) and she is as sexy as they come. Don’t believe me? Go to her site and just take a look at her. Come back here and tell me you wouldn’t fuck her – and I’ll punch you right in your fucking ear.
A lot of solo girl sites start out like gangbusters, then the chick gets knocked up, or she finds God, or dies in a tragic snowboarding accident – whatever it is, something happens and the site just stops doing updates as if the girl has fallen off the face of the Earth. You can count on that shit NOT happening with Rachel – she’s been at this for over NINE years – and has no plans to stop. That’s because Rachel has a good head on her shoulders (skip the puns – they’re too easy on that one) and she truly enjoys her career.
Oh – and while we all like a nasty, gutter slut from time to time, we also like a classy lady too. Rachel is the latter. Many of these chicks are looser than Mischa Barton’s jeans, but Rachel has a lot of class to go with her stunning looks. She only fucks her hubby on film – but she fucks ALL of us in our minds!
Rachel was one of the first ladies in this business that I had contact with, and one of the first to appreciate my reviews. That, and her excellent site (okay, okay – and her big tits too), have her firmly planted in my top 10 forever.
This hot slut is for you dudes out there like me that like your shit a little bit freakier than those straight-edged fuckers. Joanna is a stunning piece of ass who’s covered with tats. And as we all know, chicks who have lots of tattoos also have an insatiable craving for cock 24 hours a day. It’s a proven fact.
Joanna is not only hot, horny and frreaky, she’s smart as fuck, too. She’s not some bimbo that the site owner throws up there to field cocks for peanuts. She IS the site owner. She has a college degree and she runs the fucking show. Why should you care? Because if she doesn’t perform well, the entire site folds — and it’s bye bye paychecks. Always go for the sites where the hot chick has everything to lose if she doesn’t stay on her A game. You’ll get a ton more bang for your buck. And that’s 100% true of Joanna Angel’s site.
Looky there
You fuckers thought I was just blowing smoke up your cock with that small tit love, huh? Nope – here’s another one with tinies. She weighs 100 pounds soaking wet (and she’s frequently soaking wet), and virtually none of that is tit weight. To me, that’s a bonus – because I can get my balls a lot closer to her neck when I’m dragging my dong across her teeth. Don’t ask – it’s just a thing with me.
Amy Lee is dirty – gut not in a Pig Pen way – in a “dirrty with 2 r’s” way. She loves to have things lodged in her ass. She shares cock like a good girl. She eats more pussy than a junkyard dog. She is not one of those little teases that you find on a lot of solo chick sites (and would never have landed at #7 on this if she had been).
And did I mention that she’s fucking gorgeous? This canuck is hotter than an African’s balls…and then some. Of course, any dame would look hot doing a face plant in a pulsating vagina – but she takes it to another level all together. Very girl-next-doorish – but extremely sexy. Like a lonely stripper.
If you like curvy girls with big boobs, don’t shell out the $2.95 for a 2 day trial. Actually – go ahead – because you also get about 50 other sites with your membership (many of which have curvy, less exciting women – but whatever floats your boat). Excellent network, with my favorite one on here being Sweet Amy Lee.
crawl for me
Does anyone else have that recurring dream where they are eating outside of a Sonic in Davenport, IA with ultra porn star Jenna Haze, and instead of getting the cherry limeaid that you ordered, the waitress hands you a fleshy, gelatinous penis that turns out later to be your dad’s prick? And then Jenna snatches it out of your hands, eats it like a Milwaukee brat, slaps you across the face and shoves her fist up your ass – -as you awaken to an awful aching sensation, only to find yourself yet again perched atop the headboard knob of your four-post bed? I knew it! It’s more common than I once thought…
Jenna is the first (and really the only) porn “superstar” to be included in my list. Obviously, I don’t have anything against big time porn stars – they are the “celebs” in my world, replacing the mainstream movie stars that most dickless invalids adore. But lots of times their sites are just continual regurgitants of their movies, and offer nothing in addition to their movies. Jenna’s is different. Plus, I just happen to think Jenna is the hottest porn star alive – so she gets special treatment. If you don’t like it – go jerk off to Ron Jeremy or something.
Of course, we cannot say enough about how well done the videos are – extremely top notch all the way. THE most professional that they could ever be. No grainy camcorder images of your mailman’s ball sinking into his fat wife’s navel while he jerks his stub off onto her sagging pancake titties. This shit is top rung of the porn ladder, my bonered friends.
One fantastic plus is that when you pay to join Jenna’s Vagina Jungle (a nickname I just now made up for her site), you also get FREE access to about 7 additional sites – including the home pages of fellow superstars Gina Lynn and Jules Jordan (Jenna’s boyfriend and legendary producer of smut). Every chick involved in any way with this site is super hot. I bet the downtrodden cunt that cleans the sperm off the floors of the sets is a fucking 9.
The fee is standard for 30 days ($29.95) – but gets better when you splurge for the 90 day recurring. That’s when you start getting free months. Every 2 months you pay in a 90 day option, you get one free ($59.95 for 90 days). So do the math, folks – that’s 4 free months per year – a savings of $120. That gives new meaning to “economic stimulus package .”
pussy so magical she floats
Let me just try to put into perspective how much I dig Shelby Bell – if I was on her site and found myself out of lube to stroke off with, I would find it necessary to split my head open with a mossy rock and use my own gray matter as slickner. That’s how compelled I am to tug myself when I see her.
I will put myself out there by admitting this – if I had to choose ONE girl from internet porn to have 2 hours of coital bliss with, I believe it would be Shelby Bell. Why? Oh no you don’t – -I’ve seen your type before. You’re a fantasy stealer – you want me to tell you why I want to fuck her so bad and then you will steal my fantasy. Then my would is the next thing to go. Not today, you sneaky fuck, you!
Oh…right. I forgot I was running a porn site here and the whole idea is to give you fantasies. My bad. Shelby is EXACTLY like that hot chick on campus – you know, the one that everyone knew at the most popular sorority – except that you get to actually see her acting out all of those things you just imagined while you were tugging your tube steak in Biology 101. And keeping with the college theme, even poor college fuckers can get some Shelby – with her $1 trial membership.
I suppose it’s a waste of time to try to describe her, but then again, you’ve got nothing better to do than read my description while you wait for your Mom to bring dinner downstairs. Shelby is blonde with handful sized tits (read: absolutely perfect tits taken straight from God’s own private tit stash), and overall I’d say she has the best body I’ve ever seen. Couple that with a gorgeous face, an awesome voice and no inhibitions and you may have the perfect chick here. She describes herself as having a “compact” body and says she’s often compared to Christina Aguilera. Fuck that shit – Christina Aguilera looks like the inside of a skunk’s menstruating vagina compared to this piece of ass here.
Oh – and remember Sweet Amy Lee up there at #7? Well, she and Shelby regularly eat the pudding out of each others’ love mound, if you know what I mean. Okay, numbnuts – I mean they fuck each other. These 2 bitches get it on – on film! Are we clear now?
I just went back and took a look at Shelby again. Her little tribal tattoo and her pierced cunt put me over the top and made it official for me – she’s one of the hottest chicks ever to live.
nice undies
Taylor Bow may very well be the chick that I have masturbated to the most times since I ditched the dial up and got high speed. This site makes me wish I’d filmed my own sexploits with some of my exes. I would have my own porno site right now. Oh wait…I already do have my own porno site – and you’re reading it right now. Well then, I’d have my own site where I was featured with my 4 inch cock, knocking the shit out of a few mastodons. Damn the luck…
In case you’re some sort of creep that has never seen nor heard of this little slice of heaven, the story goes that Taylor’s ex-boyfriend used to tape their every move – at least all of the ones that involved his cock and/or her vagina. Of course, the inevitable happened when the Taylor started chugging cocks behind boyfriend’s back – he put all of the videos on the world wide web for disgusting people like you and I to enjoy.
Taylor is hotter than the devil’s taint. And she’s what I like to call “every day hot” — so she doesn’t look like some Barbie doll slut, but instead like that chick in your algebra class that you wanted to fuck so badly you used to rub one out under the desk while you stared at her. And that’s just looking at her from afar – she gets thousands of times hotter when you see her sucking a dick or just talking for God’s sake. Taylor is possibly the hottest girl-next-door that has ever graced the internet. I think that highly of her.
A great bonus to the outstanding real fucking that takes place on this site is a lot of really intimate videos, where we can actually get to know her and see what she is like when she is not yet fucking, but getting in the mood. That shit is sexy.
The only reason that this is not rated higher on this list is because it has a finite number of videos. Since he dumped her and stuck her gash all over the world, she probably isn’t willing to fuck him some more in front of a camera. So – you get what you get ($2, 2 day trial, or less than $24 monthly). But trust me – you will use each and every video several times. You won’t be able to help yourself.
I wish I lived near Taylor. It sounds like this slut has never met a dick she didn’t want to bounce off her tonsils.
I just realized that up to this point I have only featured white women on my top 10 solo chick list. What a fucking mouth-breathing bigot I am. Not really – I actually loving dangling my red-necked pecker into chicks of all colors. Don’t believe me? Check out my #3 pick – Chica.
Chicaa is a – you guessed it – hispanic lady. And you’re also right if you guessed that she was fucking gorgeous, horny and could suck a cue ball through a silly straw. She and her husband Dave are just a couple of horny married peeps who happen to be hot (her) and hung like a thumbtack (him – and that’s a good thing if you think about it long enough).
One of the excellent things about Chica – and what makes her stand out and be a top 10 site – is that she is a REAL lady. She is not some fucking ditzy, teenie airhead that fake-fucks her way through a weekly update video. She loves to fuck her husband and loves to be watched. She also needs money like the rest of us – so why not make your job fucking your husband for everyone to watch, right? Yep…that means she’s smart too!
And not every moment involves cock and pussy trading – although there is a TON of that (you won’t run out – trust us). There are candid moments as well, which makes the site all the more personal and “real.” She will answer your questions and do special things that you request, and trust us – it’s really her answering you and not some corporate dude. How do I know? Well…
>Wanna be jealous? I’ve actually talked to Chica. Well, not really on the phone – but through a series of emails. You see we love Chica’s Place – and it turns out that Chica loves Porny Little Devil too. She even did a promo for us – taking a big, juicy husband load to the mug and professing her love for Porny Little Devil. That’s closer to fucking her than YOU’LL ever come! Well…that is, unless you join her site and fuck your hand to her – then technically THAT is closer than exchanging some emails.
Holy fuck — this is my 2nd small tittied girl of the list! What is going on in my world? Oh well — I tell you what, I have had some of the best lays from bithces with skeeter bites. I think they were trying to make up for their lack of boobage — but little did they know I preferred them that way.
Faith is a gorgeous blonde college aged chick with a stunning face, small tits and an appetite for pussy. She’s also a country gal, which means she could make me cum jsut by reading out of the phone book. Sexy body, sexy face, sexy accent. She also likes to work — as she uypdates all the fucking time. You will get your money’s worth in every way with Faith.
Faith doesn’t take the cock on camera (yet), but she does like the snapper. I can dig that.
even the smell of this picture should give you a boner
Guess what you East Coast bias motherfuckers and you West Coast celebrity snobs? My #1 all-time solo internet porn chick is a fucking Midwesterner. That’s even her last fucking name! That’s right – not a Miami chica or an L.A. Barbie doll – this gal is from the heart of the U.S.of A. and she’s as hotter or hotter than anything you coasties can put out. I’ll take my reputation on that. Oh, yeah – okay, so my reputation is shit – but read the rest of this review, check her out and come back and tell me I’m wrong. I fucking DARE you!
Melissa has been in more magazines than a receptionist at a dentist’s office (you see, there are lots of magazines lying around and, oh…never mind) – like FHM, Gallery, Maxim, Hustler, Perfect 10 and Playboy. Despite this fame, she has stayed true to her roots. She started this site in Lincoln, Nebraska and still lives there today. She’s always in town, chatting up the college dudes. Her site stays humble (except for the goddess-like pictures and videos), and you can even hire her to do private parties for a few hundred bucks. Show me another superstar of the porn world that will come to your frat house and give you and your pals a lapper for less than $500.
Melissa made a crucial move several months back and without it, she would have made the list, but maybe at 9 or 10. She went filthy. That’s right, she started doing hardcore. Excellent business move if you ask me – and it probably didn’t hurt her sex life any either. A solo chick site with a perfect 10 like Melissa is one thing, but one with Melissa taking a yard of cock into her perfect little ham wallet is the NUMBER one thing.
And as if you fucking horn-nuts need anything more to jerk off to after I have led you though my little maze of golden vaginas, topping it off with the queen of all omega-gal sites, when you pay less than $25 per month for Melissa, you get access to several other girls a lot like her and their sites. No offense to any of those hotties – but it’ll be a long time before I pry myself away from Melissa to check them out.
Describe her? Well, how about just saying “perfect?” Seriously – can you describe the feeling you get when you eat a fresh Krispy Kreme donut? Can you describe what a virgin vagina tastes like? Can you describe what Jesus’ semen feels like on your silken neck skin? You can?!? Oh…well I can’t describe her any better than if you just took a look at her – so do that. Now.
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We’ve cum (get it?) to the end of our brief journey my friends, but I leave you not empty handed. I have armed you with the knowledge that will allow you to cut through the bullshit of the internet and empty your balls onto your stomach as efficiently and erotically as possible. As they say, give a man a vagina and he will eat for a night…but TEACH a man where to find the greatest pussy on the web, and he will join all of these sites and drop out of society, tugging his cock & balls constantly until he’s found balled up in a wheezing sack of fat, penis blood and Vaseline, under his computer desk, crying not from pain or loneliness, but from the pure joy that he has achieved the ultimate masturbatory high. Or…something like that.
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