Our Review: The Dirty Old Man
Mike is a dirty old bastard. He admits it.
Hell, he named a website after it. But he is damn good at
it. He gets amateur girls, most of them WAY younger than he
is, to come home and fuck him -- on camera. We hope we can
grow up to be dirty old men someday too! And we are already
halfway there...we have the "dirty" part down!
For about six years as of the date of this
review, "Mike" has been living this dream. The significance
of the long period of time is that he has all of his videos
archived on his site, so you get hundreds of girls when you
join this site. But what kind of girls are they? Real amateurs.
No doubt about it. These are just skanks off the street, which
is the way we like them!
Now, the set-ups are obviously fake. Mike
seems to be in the right place at the right time. Some girl
will get into a public spat with her boyfriend, and Mike is
there to comfort her in the aftermath. The acting on that
part is as brutal as all of the other sites of the same nature.
But the girls are really NOT superstars, or even stars at
all. They are just poor saps that need some cabbage. And as
for Mike, well he is truly amazing. He is old and fat, and
has a crooked and not-all-that-big dick. The fact that he
gets girls at all is astounding.
And speaking of the girls, they are generally
not too bad to look at either. Sure, as with any true amateur
site there are some dogs, but many are not bad at all, and
some are downright hot. Like Laya, who supposedly was waiting
at a rest stop for a blond date, and Mike picked her up instead.
That is the worst storyline we have ever heard, by the way.
Laya is a fake redhead, but she is tall, has a great body
and a sexy face. Mike puts it where she poops. What a man.
Oh and check out Vanessa too...tight assed blonde who loves
sucking cock. She acts like she is on vacation instead of
making a porn. She loved it!
The membership fee is only $5.95 for a trial
membership and then it is $34.95 after that. Not too bad a
price considering there are easily over 100 videos, all-original
and all true amateur girls (some strippers and such -- but
still all considered amateur for this game). And Mike updates
weekly (he's still got it, the bastard) with new girls, so
you are getting more and more all the time.
Really decent amateur site that has real
girls, even though the scripts are not. We loved the original
content and the true amateurs.
8 out of 10
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