Our Review: Thick Juicy Cocks
We are all for making your site look as enticing as possible
--putting the best looking boys on the front, the boys with
the biggest dicks and all -- but when you actually digitally
alter the photos, we start to have a problem with trusting you.
Especially when the altering is so horribly bad and obvious
that a ten year old (assuming of course that a ten year old
were allow to view such things) could tell. This site has some
good content, but we did not get off on the right foot with
them due to the stupidly huge dick that they superimposed into
a guy’s mouth right on the front page! We
know we sound like little bitches, but come on! There are
giant fake dicks all over the place! How can we believe that
they will give us good videos and pictures if we see that
shit? Now -- if you trust then you can believe that they DO
have good stuff -- but that is the benefit of coming here
first...we tell you the things that you would not normally
know otherwise. You're welcome.
Now some more shit you didn't know. First
of all, when you actually get into this site the content is
not all that bad. They just fucked it all up when they went
around super-sizing every cock on the opening pages. The videos
are all of nice quality. The guys are super hot -- most of
them anyhow. There were a couple that were not necessarily
our type, but that is a personal preference that we will not
even get into. The volume is incredible -- hundreds of hours
of videos and thousands of pictures. Plenty of material to
let you be bad for a long time!
Not only that, but when you join this site
you also get access to TEN additional sites as well! That
is 11 for the price of one! A great deal no matter what you
are getting (unless it is Chlamydia of course).All of the
other sites are on the up and up -- meaning that they are
not trying to trick you by putting giant fake cocks all over
the place! We are not sure why in the hell this one is different,
but trust us, it is. The others are very reliable and very
good.
The price to join is $29.96 for a month.
We would join, but we would think of it as joining the other
sites and this one being an extra one. While we sincerely
like the content and the talent, we are very upset by the
fake cocks and we DO hold that against them. Umm...we don’t
hold cocks against them, just the fake ones. On their site.
You know what we mean.
Great network, but why risk losing people's
trust by doctoring the images on your site?
4 out of 10.
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