Our Review: Tinys Black Adventures
Ha ha. This Tiny character isn’t tiny
at all. Boy howdy, some of these websites are so clever and
original with their names! Lolrotflmfao! ROXOR even. <sarcasm
off> Really, Tiny is a scary dude
with a javelin for a dick. Think Lamar’s specially modified,
aerodynamically enhanced throwing tool from the original Revenge
of the Nerds with foreskin and a talent for screwin’. I was
actually apprehensive about watching this bastard stick that
thing in a woman.
My apprehension ended pretty quickly. He’s
very skilled.
Tiny’s “adventures” start out with a female
producer/director interviewing the hood rat du jour. Pretty
standard questioning here, but having a female setting the
mood and easing these girls’ obviously frazzled nerves is
a nice touch. Another plus – When the producer asks the girls
“do you know why you’re here?” they almost always reply with
a giggly “Tiny” or a raspy “I’m here to fuck”. Hell yeah!
I love a straightforward site without a convoluted “reality”
spin.
And these girls, man, these girls are something.
You’ll find light skinned, dark skinned, thick and thin Nubian
sisters. They’re all black and are all uniquely sexy. After
the producer has established a repartee, they are ready to
break out of the gates full throttle. They take Tiny’s dick
without a hint of protest. Hell, these babes love that ebony
rod and it shows. Either they are talented, Oscar caliber
actresses or they are genuinely getting off.
Another likeable aspect of this site is that
they try to minimize stereotypical black slang. These are
just girls, who happen to be black, fucking a guy who happens
to be black. You wont find a bunch of “yo, yo, yos” or “shizzlemcnizzles”
here.
I’m off to hire a woman to be my wingman.
It obviously works like a charm and I doubt I'll be able to
grow a javelin dick by the weekend.
8.0 out of 10
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