Top 10 Truly Amateur Sites
There is nothing – and I mean NOTHING – as good as a truly amateur porno site. Not gourmet food. Not millions of dollars. Not even fucking oxygen. Nothing. And notice I said “truly” amateur, and not just amateur. There are more bullshit so-called amateur sites floating around than there are guys that have been up in your Mom – and that’s gotta be millions.
There are a few sure fire ways to tell if the amateur video is going to be a damn good one. I can usually tell within the first 2 seconds of a video if I am going to be able to dump a pair of nuts or not. The lighting is the most obvious trigger. If it’s really well lit, it’s not real amateurs. How many couples do you know, besides your brother and sister, that have studio lights in their bedroom?
I also look at the dude. Not because I like dick, but because he is usually a tip off to whether the video is truly amateur. If he is skinny with a neck tattoo and talks with a Southern accent, it is 100% real. Many people think that if the guy has a huge hog then it’s not really an amateur shoot – but this is not always true. There are a lot of big cranks out there that aren’t doing real porn because they can’t hold their mud.
Finally, there’s the chick. She has to act like a chick really getting fucked should act. If she stares at the camera with her mouth gaping and moaning once the dick is inside her, it’s probably not real. And listen to her breathing. If you have ever given a chick the dick – like I mean really gave her a guerrilla-type fucking – you are familiar with the sound of her breathing when she is truly getting off. Listen for it.
Spit on your hand and dim the lights – it’s time to shuck the corn!
10. Chick Pass
One thing you have to accept if you are going to get into true amateur porn is imprefeciton. Oops…I mean imperfection. You see, a real amateur site will often look like the site itself was set up by a profoundly retarded 4th grader. It looks like shit. But you see, a man with a sharp eye for amateur porn, like myself, will see right past that shit. I couldn’t care less what the site itself looks like, it what the videos look like that I care about.
The videos here are exactly what I love to see. Real people fucking. No fake fucks, no fake moans, no fake sets. If you and your old lady set up a camera and filmed your fucks, it would be just like this (except people actually WANT to see these people fucking).
Chick Pass is actually FOUR sites, but they all have the same good amateur stuff and they are all included when you join any one of them, so I lumped them all in together. $4.95 will get you 5 days of swinger fucking, and it’s a standard $30 for a month. Well worth either one, but I’d do the trial first, then join the monthly.
And possibly the most important thing is that there is basically endless content. Hundreds of hours of raw amateur shit. Fuck. Yes.
The only downside to this little slice of heaven is that more times than not the ladies you see are not that hot. I still prefer a 5 on here to a perfect 10 on some pro site, but the truth is the truth – there are some gutterballs in the archives of these sites.
9. Dogging Uncovered
Now hold on – before you smear a bunch of Jiffy on your balls and whistle for the pooch – -this isn’t a bestiality site. Try to stifle your disappointment. It’s something much better, you sick fuck. You see, “dogging”is a term coined in Britain, and it refers to a craze that they have going on across the pond there, where people meet in parks and wooded areas to fuck. Not like 2 teens or something – -I’m talking GROUPS of people – organized by texts and emails – to come together and fuck in public.
Pretty fucking cool, huh? Yeah, I thought so too. And now they record these public fuckenings and throw them up on sites like this one here. You know – for all of the bad that is going on in the world today with wars and recessions and such – you can always look to a good public fuck event to make the pain go away.
One of the great things about a site like this is that it’s easy to put yourself in their shoes — or sock feet as the case may be. I can’t get off on a porn where 2 gorgeous people are dressed like a doctor and a patient – I just can’t make that fantastical jump in my head. My doctor is an Asian-American guy. Nice dude, but I don’t want to fuck him. On this site, it’s all real and there is no script. They are all strangers
that get together to fuck. That shit could happen to any one of us.
Dogging in general, is totally different than most any other kind of porn – IF you get it from a legitimate source like Dogging Uncovered. Often imitated, never duplicated – -and constantly masturbated.
8 Nasty Adam Eve
Great site, but I am not a fan of the first couple of the Bible. I think that story was pure bullshit. If I were this couple, I would have come up with different religious monikers than Adam & Eve. Like Jesus and Mary, Sodom and Gomorrah or Priest and Altar Boy.
Ahhh…the married couple site. Is there a better arrangement on this little blue ball we call Earth than the couple that fucks on the Internet for all of us to see? I would submit to you that there’s not. It’s the most intimate fucking you will find online. We get to see it weekly, they get to fuck and make good money. Everyone wins.
Couple sites are by far my favorite genre. And this French Canadian couple is one of the best couples out there. To really get into a couple site long term, both halves of the couple have to be attractive. I am not the least bit gay, but I also don’t want to see some hot chick getting pounded by a hunk of blubber with crooked balls, over and over again. Once or twice? Sure…but not repeatedly.
You can get all of their shit (read below for details) for a mere $25 per month – but that’s the most expensive way to go about it. You see – if you join for an entire year, it’s only $95.40, which breaks down to EIGHT god damned dollars per month Fucking $8 a month to watch 2 biblical characters fuck? Sign me up!
They not only update constantly with pictures and videos (I mean – how hard is it? Press record and fuck – -and if you have a healthy sex drive like they do, that could mean several updates a week), they also have a weekly LIVE cam show. That’d be a lot of pressure for me, but they are up to it. Fucking veterans, they are. And if you somehow get tired of watching them fuck you can a) go fuck yourself, you dirty bastard and b) relax, because as a VIP on their site you get access to FIFTEEN additional TRUE amateur sites. There, you shifty prick!
This is as close as I will ever come to beating off to the Bible. Join in the fun.
7 Warm Kiss
This amateur site is WAY different than all of the rest out there. First of all, remember that shit I said about bad lighting and no studios? Well, fuck that shit…at least temporarily. This is the only true amateur site that I have ever seen that gets real amateur chicks in the sack AND has great lighting, is in a studio, etc.
The other huge difference is that the tone of this site is more love making than fucking. Yeah – I said it. I may be a pussy, but my dick likes what it likes, and it would rather see a good bout of real love making, where the chicks actually gets really, really into it – than some play acting shit, or some quick hammer fest. There are no sounds in these movies, other than the sloshing of vagina sweat, the clapping of inner thighs and the heavy panting of two people climbing to orgasm. Music to my balls.
What’ s even better is that all of these ladies are as fresh as can be – -I never saw any that looked over 25. And they are all cute, but “normal.” I swear that one of these little tramps was working at the ice cream shop that I went to the other day. Cute as shit and a little low on cash. The fucking killer combo!
They have a limited number of videos so far (about 25 of them – -but they are full length), and to make up for it the monthly fee is only $20 instead of the higher amount sites usually charge.
Trust me – this site is one of a kind. You could use a lesson in sensitivity. Join it now, motherfuckers!
6 Amateur Nest
I wish amateur sluts really did come in nests. I would be up in a tree right now with my dick on hard, trying to fuck the eggs. In all likelihood, I would probably die a horrible falling death at some point…found with my pants to my ankles, dick in hand, with pussy yolk all over my lap. Ahhh…what a way to go, huh?
This site may be borderline non-amateur to some of you – but before you get all pissy and make a hasty decision – check it out in depth. These chicks are truly amateurs, just ones that are trying to make a buck on the web – or trying to fulfill a fantasy of taking dong in public. Don’t rush to judgment just because there’s a guy interviewing them and filming them – they’re still as amateur as you can get.
Most “real” amateur sites are couple sites or solo chick sites. This one, as well as some of the others on this list, are nice because they have tons of variety. I, personally, do not get tired of the same couple if the chick is hot – but some of you antsy fuckers do. Here’s your window. Grease it up, fuckers!
I bet I can get you a boner before you even visit the site, too. Not by describing the tons of hot Florida amateurs this guy has filmed shucking, sucking and fucking. And not by telling you about the first-time anal videos or the fact that 90% of these chicks are hot enough to go on and actually get into the biz. Shit – not even by telling you that all of the content is original to the site and the guy that does the site has never, ever sold any of his shit to anyone. Instead – I can tell you that you get a 3 day trial for 95 CENTS! And you can buy 2 months at less than $30 per, and get a 3rd free! Pants are feeling tighter, aren’t they?
If you don’t believe that these are true amateur chicks – first of all, fuck you! You don’t trust the Devil by now? Second of all – don’t take my word for it, prick – go check out the front page of the site. Then use that $1 you were saving to get head from your sister to join for 3 days. You will not be disappointed, I swear.
5 Private Home Clips
Fuck the chicken and the egg shit – the REAL perplexing question rattling around in my skull bone is how in the fuck every amateur chick that decides to get naked and have pictures of videos taken has the EXACT same brown couch in their living room? Do they all live together in the same trailer? Is there a community, amateur film house? I don’t know, but I am getting me one of those fuckers from a second hand store, and I am going to sniff the fuck out of it while I slick off.
I have seriously beat off to this site well over 100 times. It’s a site where couples submit their videos and we watch them with glee. Real, true, raw, amateur home made fuck flicks. Some are good, with hot couples fucking and sucking. Some feature stubby fat people that, when they start to fuck, look like R2D2 wrestling a trash can. You take the good, you take the bad, you take them all and then you have…what? The Facts of Life? No — you have a good porno site. Sheesh…
You can accumulate points by doing certain things (uploading a video, registering, voting, and a bunch of other shit). These points can go toward watching videos and looking at pictures. Or, you can skip all of the bullshit and pay $35 per month to join. That’s what I do, but I’m lazy as fuck, so do whatcha like.
Sometimes a site is so perfect and perfectly simple that there’s not a lot to say about it. It speaks for itself. I really should move this one up into the top 3, but it is where it is. I love the fuck out of it.
4 Housewife Kelly
Did you ever notice that most of the truly amateur chicks used to be Catholic high school chicks and/or prudes? See God people? That shit backfires on you. Tell ‘em that can diddle a cock now and again and pretty soon they are fucking on the internet. I think I am going to set up a Porny Little Devil booth at a Catholic high school career fair. I bet I’d make a fucking mint in new pussy.
Kelly is a nymphomaniac…and I say that with more love than you could possibly imagine. She loves to fuck – but not under the covers with the lights out, missionary bullshit. She wants you, me and the whole world to see her taking dicks – both her husband’s and other dudes’ as well. Not only that, but she loves to eat pussy like Garfield loves lasagna. Ahhh…that fat little cat cracks me up with his shenanigans….what with Odie and the crew…
Back to the best kind of pussy – Kelly’s. Kelly is not just some also-ran. She’s hot as shit…something that is becoming a little more familiar in the couple site arena, but not nearly as common as I’d like it to be. Very nice-sized natural tits. Her face as cute as can be, and the rest of her body is as good as it gets. But at the same time, she does not look too over the top dollish. I love real chicks, and Kelly is as real as you or I (but I want to fuck her a LOT more than I want to fuck you).
Kelly and Shawn update their site very regularly – -sometimes more than once a week. She also does live cam shows She also keeps a very regularly updated blog so you can follow her exploits. And you can catch her live shows on a regular basis too. Oh – -and they have lots of sexy chick friends that they are always fucking around with, so it’s like getting a lot of chicks – -not just one.
I fell in love with Kelly the very first time I checked out her site, but I am only putting her at #4 out of pure spite that I am not allowed to fuck her. Sorry Kelly – jealousy is a bitch. If I could have one taste of your pussy – a 30-45 minute taste – then I may put you closer to #1. But hey — #4 in the entire world of truly amateur porn is nothing to sneeze at…right?
3 Abby Winters
This next site here is based in Australia. Did you know that much of Australia was originally a penal colony? That doesn’t have anything to do with cocks, asshole – it means that the original inhabitants in those areas were placed there as prisoners of England. So their descendants all have prison blood in them. That means that all of the lesbian action on this site is really just like Caged Heat. That’s hot.
Abby Winters is another of the most unique sites on the entire internet. Think about that shit – millions and millions of lesbian sites out there, and this is one of a fucking kind. That’s no small feat, fellers – and they have pulled it off to perfection. Like the airbrushers that make Rachel Ray look thin on magazine covers.
This is another “in studio” amateur site. That’s right – I broke ranks TWICE in this list. But man…Warm Kiss and Abby Winters are so fucking good, and still amateur even though they are in studio, that I just had to include them on the list. And you can trust us 100% on the validity of the amateurs on this site – we actually KNOW the guy that runs this motherfucker and we can vouch for them.
Here it is in a nutshell – lesbian chicks that live in Australia come to these guys and get paid to do their thing on film. Not chicks pretending to be lesbians – but true lesbian chicks. And they don’t just select the lipstick lesbians. Sure, they are all cute, but you can tell they are not there to go through the motions.
I will only say this once – more than any other so-called lesbian site I have ever seen, these chicks are really, really into what they are doing and really having orgasms and enjoying their experience. You will not see any dudes here either – even the fucking camera people are women.
Hands down, the best exclusively lesbian site in existence today. Period.
2 Naughty Allie
I tried to be a swinger once. Well, I went to a swinger’s club with a chick that I just met at a bar 2 hours before. It wasn’t at all what I expected. She was mildly retarded and not at all attractive, and no one else wanted to fuck her, so I didn’t get to switch with anyone. Instead, I butt fucked her in a public room while a guy that looked like Fidel Castro watched us and beat off on the floor.
Naughty Allie is the perfect woman. Physically she is blessed with 34 D tits (well, at least blessed with enough cash to buy those beauties), a beautiful face, long blonde hair and a killer body. Aside from her physical perfection, she is as hot as they come in the sack and, I am betting her hubby Jake would say – the perfect wife. She is also a genuinely nice gal, as I have met her and Jake personally and they are great people.
Some of you’uns wouldn’t give a shit what kind of person she is – it is porn after all. But to me, that just adds to the entire package. I would much rather join a site knowing that if I ever really met the chick she wouldn’t be a major cunt to me. Allie is gold. Go read her “about me” section to get a great in-depth look at her story.
Then, when you are done, do to the drugstore and stock up on slickner. Grease up your balls, take a week of sick days and join her site ($29.99 per month). Oh – be sure to remember to eat and shit like that – you can easily get caught up in the site. I once went 4 days without eating or going to the bathroom – just sitting there whacking it to Allie. Easy to do when you consider that she has 5 personal live cam show per week, thousands of photos and stories, tons of past material and regular updates. She also personally replies to all your emails. Like I said – gold.
Damn – I almost forgot about the sex. Allie gets it on with her husband (of course), but also with other guys and lots and lots of other hot chicks. Real swingers are fantastic – especially when they let you watch. I liken a site like this to a TV series, rather than a site where you don’t get to know the chicks.
Shit – I could go on and on, but I have to go stick a finger in my butt and do my hourly frig job to Allie. So let it be written – the best couple site that I have ever seen on the world wide web.
1 World Wide Wives
Here we are, my boner-clad friends. The #1 truly amateur site on the internet. Are you excited? You fucking should be. You should also be sure that you have recovered from the cock assault you took going through the other 9 sites. This fucking list has taken forever to complete. I had to take a week off between sites because my shaft was so raw that wild dogs were pawing at my front door due to the overwhelming smell of blood and semen. But now I’ve healed…so here we go.
World Wide Wives is the best of all worlds when it comes to real amateur porn. Want tons of different chicks ’cause you get bored with the same ones? Got it. You want to follow the same chicks throughout their internet exploits? Many chicks here have repeat posts. Tired of American chicks? They have tons of foreign chicks? Tired of paying $30 per month for good porn? How about less than $10? Yeah – you can do that on one of their plans.
Ten fucking years of tons of daily true amateur home videos. How much smut do you think YOU could compile in ten years? Whatever the number – multiply it by tons and that’s how much shit they have here. They have over 1.6 MILLION pictures and over 59,000 home made videos! I can’t even comprehend what my dick is going to look like when I get to the end of this site.
You can even post comments and try to reach out to the sluts that you see here. Who knows – -maybe they’ll see that thumbnail of your wiggler and decide that it looks much tastier than their boyfriend’s. And, if you’re a gal or a couple – you can win some cold, hard cash by submitting your pics or videos. Fuck the shitty economy – literally.
You know when you find the perfect movie, or perfect chick or perfect pet? Well, this is just like that – only with tits and pussy. This is the perfect “real” amateur site in every way imaginable. Join it now or I will hate you forever.
And there you have it. The 10 best truly amateur porn sites on the net. None of them cost more than $30 a month even with their most expensive plan. And most are cheaper. I have thoroughly beat off the each and every one of them, and am satisfied that they are all real amateur sites, and not liar-owned sites that pretend to have amateurs. Odd are your mom or sister is on one of them, so be careful and don’t accidentally shuffle off to your sis. But don’t worry about making her feel rejected – -I guarantee you I have already cummed on her pixelated face.
Top 10 Truly Amateur Sites
There is nothing – and I mean NOTHING – as good as a truly amateur porno site. Not gourmet food. Not millions of dollars. Not even fucking oxygen. Nothing. And notice I said “truly” amateur, and not just amateur. There are more bullshit so-called amateur sites floating around than there are guys that have been up in your Mom – and that’s gotta be millions.
There are a few sure fire ways to tell if the amateur video is going to be a damn good one. I can usually tell within the first 2 seconds of a video if I am going to be able to dump a pair of nuts or not. The lighting is the most obvious trigger. If it’s really well lit, it’s not real amateurs. How many couples do you know, besides your brother and sister, that have studio lights in their bedroom?
I also look at the dude. Not because I like dick, but because he is usually a tip off to whether the video is truly amateur. If he is skinny with a neck tattoo and talks with a Southern accent, it is 100% real. Many people think that if the guy has a huge hog then it’s not really an amateur shoot – but this is not always true. There are a lot of big cranks out there that aren’t doing real porn because they can’t hold their mud.
Finally, there’s the chick. She has to act like a chick really getting fucked should act. If she stares at the camera with her mouth gaping and moaning once the dick is inside her, it’s probably not real. And listen to her breathing. If you have ever given a chick the dick – like I mean really gave her a guerrilla-type fucking – you are familiar with the sound of her breathing when she is truly getting off. Listen for it.
Spit on your hand and dim the lights – it’s time to shuck the corn!
10. Chick Pass
smooch
One thing you have to accept if you are going to get into true amateur porn is imprefeciton. Oops…I mean imperfection. You see, a real amateur site will often look like the site itself was set up by a profoundly retarded 4th grader. It looks like shit. But you see, a man with a sharp eye for amateur porn, like myself, will see right past that shit. I couldn’t care less what the site itself looks like, it what the videos look like that I care about.
The videos here are exactly what I love to see. Real people fucking. No fake fucks, no fake moans, no fake sets. If you and your old lady set up a camera and filmed your fucks, it would be just like this (except people actually WANT to see these people fucking).
Chick Pass is actually FOUR sites, but they all have the same good amateur stuff and they are all included when you join any one of them, so I lumped them all in together. $4.95 will get you 5 days of swinger fucking, and it’s a standard $30 for a month. Well worth either one, but I’d do the trial first, then join the monthly.
And possibly the most important thing is that there is basically endless content. Hundreds of hours of raw amateur shit. Fuck. Yes.
The only downside to this little slice of heaven is that more times than not the ladies you see are not that hot. I still prefer a 5 on here to a perfect 10 on some pro site, but the truth is the truth – there are some gutterballs in the archives of these sites.
9. Dogging Uncovered
who dis?
Now hold on – before you smear a bunch of Jiffy on your balls and whistle for the pooch – -this isn’t a bestiality site. Try to stifle your disappointment. It’s something much better, you sick fuck. You see, “dogging”is a term coined in Britain, and it refers to a craze that they have going on across the pond there, where people meet in parks and wooded areas to fuck. Not like 2 teens or something – -I’m talking GROUPS of people – organized by texts and emails – to come together and fuck in public.
Pretty fucking cool, huh? Yeah, I thought so too. And now they record these public fuckenings and throw them up on sites like this one here. You know – for all of the bad that is going on in the world today with wars and recessions and such – you can always look to a good public fuck event to make the pain go away.
One of the great things about a site like this is that it’s easy to put yourself in their shoes — or sock feet as the case may be. I can’t get off on a porn where 2 gorgeous people are dressed like a doctor and a patient – I just can’t make that fantastical jump in my head. My doctor is an Asian-American guy. Nice dude, but I don’t want to fuck him. On this site, it’s all real and there is no script. They are all strangers that get together to fuck. That shit could happen to any one of us.
Dogging in general, is totally different than most any other kind of porn – IF you get it from a legitimate source like Dogging Uncovered. Often imitated, never duplicated – -and constantly masturbated.
8 Nasty Adam Eve
nice undies
Great site, but I am not a fan of the first couple of the Bible. I think that story was pure bullshit. If I were this couple, I would have come up with different religious monikers than Adam & Eve. Like Jesus and Mary, Sodom and Gomorrah or Priest and Altar Boy.
Ahhh…the married couple site. Is there a better arrangement on this little blue ball we call Earth than the couple that fucks on the Internet for all of us to see? I would submit to you that there’s not. It’s the most intimate fucking you will find online. We get to see it weekly, they get to fuck and make good money. Everyone wins.
Couple sites are by far my favorite genre. And this French Canadian couple is one of the best couples out there. To really get into a couple site long term, both halves of the couple have to be attractive. I am not the least bit gay, but I also don’t want to see some hot chick getting pounded by a hunk of blubber with crooked balls, over and over again. Once or twice? Sure…but not repeatedly.
You can get all of their shit (read below for details) for a mere $25 per month – but that’s the most expensive way to go about it. You see – if you join for an entire year, it’s only $95.40, which breaks down to EIGHT god damned dollars per month Fucking $8 a month to watch 2 biblical characters fuck? Sign me up!
They not only update constantly with pictures and videos (I mean – how hard is it? Press record and fuck – -and if you have a healthy sex drive like they do, that could mean several updates a week), they also have a weekly LIVE cam show. That’d be a lot of pressure for me, but they are up to it. Fucking veterans, they are. And if you somehow get tired of watching them fuck you can a) go fuck yourself, you dirty bastard and b) relax, because as a VIP on their site you get access to FIFTEEN additional TRUE amateur sites. There, you shifty prick!
This is as close as I will ever come to beating off to the Bible. Join in the fun.
7 Warm Kiss
Cuteness
This amateur site is WAY different than all of the rest out there. First of all, remember that shit I said about bad lighting and no studios? Well, fuck that shit…at least temporarily. This is the only true amateur site that I have ever seen that gets real amateur chicks in the sack AND has great lighting, is in a studio, etc.
The other huge difference is that the tone of this site is more love making than fucking. Yeah – I said it. I may be a pussy, but my dick likes what it likes, and it would rather see a good bout of real love making, where the chicks actually gets really, really into it – than some play acting shit, or some quick hammer fest. There are no sounds in these movies, other than the sloshing of vagina sweat, the clapping of inner thighs and the heavy panting of two people climbing to orgasm. Music to my balls.
What’ s even better is that all of these ladies are as fresh as can be – -I never saw any that looked over 25. And they are all cute, but “normal.” I swear that one of these little tramps was working at the ice cream shop that I went to the other day. Cute as shit and a little low on cash. The fucking killer combo!
They have a limited number of videos so far (about 25 of them – -but they are full length), and to make up for it the monthly fee is only $20 instead of the higher amount sites usually charge.
Trust me – this site is one of a kind. You could use a lesson in sensitivity. Join it now, motherfuckers!
6 Amateur Nest
That is really a crappy apartment bed
I wish amateur sluts really did come in nests. I would be up in a tree right now with my dick on hard, trying to fuck the eggs. In all likelihood, I would probably die a horrible falling death at some point…found with my pants to my ankles, dick in hand, with pussy yolk all over my lap. Ahhh…what a way to go, huh?
This site may be borderline non-amateur to some of you – but before you get all pissy and make a hasty decision – check it out in depth. These chicks are truly amateurs, just ones that are trying to make a buck on the web – or trying to fulfill a fantasy of taking dong in public. Don’t rush to judgment just because there’s a guy interviewing them and filming them – they’re still as amateur as you can get.
Most “real” amateur sites are couple sites or solo chick sites. This one, as well as some of the others on this list, are nice because they have tons of variety. I, personally, do not get tired of the same couple if the chick is hot – but some of you antsy fuckers do. Here’s your window. Grease it up, fuckers!
I bet I can get you a boner before you even visit the site, too. Not by describing the tons of hot Florida amateurs this guy has filmed shucking, sucking and fucking. And not by telling you about the first-time anal videos or the fact that 90% of these chicks are hot enough to go on and actually get into the biz. Shit – not even by telling you that all of the content is original to the site and the guy that does the site has never, ever sold any of his shit to anyone. Instead – I can tell you that you get a 3 day trial for 95 CENTS! And you can buy 2 months at less than $30 per, and get a 3rd free! Pants are feeling tighter, aren’t they?
If you don’t believe that these are true amateur chicks – first of all, fuck you! You don’t trust the Devil by now? Second of all – don’t take my word for it, prick – go check out the front page of the site. Then use that $1 you were saving to get head from your sister to join for 3 days. You will not be disappointed, I swear.
5 Private Home Clips
Fuck the chicken and the egg shit – the REAL perplexing question rattling around in my skull bone is how in the fuck every amateur chick that decides to get naked and have pictures of videos taken has the EXACT same brown couch in their living room? Do they all live together in the same trailer? Is there a community, amateur film house? I don’t know, but I am getting me one of those fuckers from a second hand store, and I am going to sniff the fuck out of it while I slick off.
I have seriously beat off to this site well over 100 times. It’s a site where couples submit their videos and we watch them with glee. Real, true, raw, amateur home made fuck flicks. Some are good, with hot couples fucking and sucking. Some feature stubby fat people that, when they start to fuck, look like R2D2 wrestling a trash can. You take the good, you take the bad, you take them all and then you have…what? The Facts of Life? No — you have a good porno site. Sheesh…
You can accumulate points by doing certain things (uploading a video, registering, voting, and a bunch of other shit). These points can go toward watching videos and looking at pictures. Or, you can skip all of the bullshit and pay $35 per month to join. That’s what I do, but I’m lazy as fuck, so do whatcha like.
Sometimes a site is so perfect and perfectly simple that there’s not a lot to say about it. It speaks for itself. I really should move this one up into the top 3, but it is where it is. I love the fuck out of it.
4 Housewife Kelly
Did you ever notice that most of the truly amateur chicks used to be Catholic high school chicks and/or prudes? See God people? That shit backfires on you. Tell ‘em that can diddle a cock now and again and pretty soon they are fucking on the internet. I think I am going to set up a Porny Little Devil booth at a Catholic high school career fair. I bet I’d make a fucking mint in new pussy.
Kelly is a nymphomaniac…and I say that with more love than you could possibly imagine. She loves to fuck – but not under the covers with the lights out, missionary bullshit. She wants you, me and the whole world to see her taking dicks – both her husband’s and other dudes’ as well. Not only that, but she loves to eat pussy like Garfield loves lasagna. Ahhh…that fat little cat cracks me up with his shenanigans….what with Odie and the crew…
Back to the best kind of pussy – Kelly’s. Kelly is not just some also-ran. She’s hot as shit…something that is becoming a little more familiar in the couple site arena, but not nearly as common as I’d like it to be. Very nice-sized natural tits. Her face as cute as can be, and the rest of her body is as good as it gets. But at the same time, she does not look too over the top dollish. I love real chicks, and Kelly is as real as you or I (but I want to fuck her a LOT more than I want to fuck you).
Kelly and Shawn update their site very regularly – -sometimes more than once a week. She also does live cam shows She also keeps a very regularly updated blog so you can follow her exploits. And you can catch her live shows on a regular basis too. Oh – -and they have lots of sexy chick friends that they are always fucking around with, so it’s like getting a lot of chicks – -not just one.
I fell in love with Kelly the very first time I checked out her site, but I am only putting her at #4 out of pure spite that I am not allowed to fuck her. Sorry Kelly – jealousy is a bitch. If I could have one taste of your pussy – a 30-45 minute taste – then I may put you closer to #1. But hey — #4 in the entire world of truly amateur porn is nothing to sneeze at…right?
3 Abby Winters
Throw your hands in the air.
This next site here is based in Australia. Did you know that much of Australia was originally a penal colony? That doesn’t have anything to do with cocks, asshole – it means that the original inhabitants in those areas were placed there as prisoners of England. So their descendants all have prison blood in them. That means that all of the lesbian action on this site is really just like Caged Heat. That’s hot.
Abby Winters is another of the most unique sites on the entire internet. Think about that shit – millions and millions of lesbian sites out there, and this is one of a fucking kind. That’s no small feat, fellers – and they have pulled it off to perfection. Like the airbrushers that make Rachel Ray look thin on magazine covers.
This is another “in studio” amateur site. That’s right – I broke ranks TWICE in this list. But man…Warm Kiss and Abby Winters are so fucking good, and still amateur even though they are in studio, that I just had to include them on the list. And you can trust us 100% on the validity of the amateurs on this site – we actually KNOW the guy that runs this motherfucker and we can vouch for them.
Here it is in a nutshell – lesbian chicks that live in Australia come to these guys and get paid to do their thing on film. Not chicks pretending to be lesbians – but true lesbian chicks. And they don’t just select the lipstick lesbians. Sure, they are all cute, but you can tell they are not there to go through the motions.
I will only say this once – more than any other so-called lesbian site I have ever seen, these chicks are really, really into what they are doing and really having orgasms and enjoying their experience. You will not see any dudes here either – even the fucking camera people are women.
Hands down, the best exclusively lesbian site in existence today. Period.
2 Naughty Allie
wild times
I tried to be a swinger once. Well, I went to a swinger’s club with a chick that I just met at a bar 2 hours before. It wasn’t at all what I expected. She was mildly retarded and not at all attractive, and no one else wanted to fuck her, so I didn’t get to switch with anyone. Instead, I butt fucked her in a public room while a guy that looked like Fidel Castro watched us and beat off on the floor.
Naughty Allie is the perfect woman. Physically she is blessed with 34 D tits (well, at least blessed with enough cash to buy those beauties), a beautiful face, long blonde hair and a killer body. Aside from her physical perfection, she is as hot as they come in the sack and, I am betting her hubby Jake would say – the perfect wife. She is also a genuinely nice gal, as I have met her and Jake personally and they are great people.
Some of you’uns wouldn’t give a shit what kind of person she is – it is porn after all. But to me, that just adds to the entire package. I would much rather join a site knowing that if I ever really met the chick she wouldn’t be a major cunt to me. Allie is gold. Go read her “about me” section to get a great in-depth look at her story.
Then, when you are done, do to the drugstore and stock up on slickner. Grease up your balls, take a week of sick days and join her site ($29.99 per month). Oh – be sure to remember to eat and shit like that – you can easily get caught up in the site. I once went 4 days without eating or going to the bathroom – just sitting there whacking it to Allie. Easy to do when you consider that she has 5 personal live cam show per week, thousands of photos and stories, tons of past material and regular updates. She also personally replies to all your emails. Like I said – gold.
Damn – I almost forgot about the sex. Allie gets it on with her husband (of course), but also with other guys and lots and lots of other hot chicks. Real swingers are fantastic – especially when they let you watch. I liken a site like this to a TV series, rather than a site where you don’t get to know the chicks.
Shit – I could go on and on, but I have to go stick a finger in my butt and do my hourly frig job to Allie. So let it be written – the best couple site that I have ever seen on the world wide web.
1 World Wide Wives
Here we are, my boner-clad friends. The #1 truly amateur site on the internet. Are you excited? You fucking should be. You should also be sure that you have recovered from the cock assault you took going through the other 9 sites. This fucking list has taken forever to complete. I had to take a week off between sites because my shaft was so raw that wild dogs were pawing at my front door due to the overwhelming smell of blood and semen. But now I’ve healed…so here we go.
World Wide Wives is the best of all worlds when it comes to real amateur porn. Want tons of different chicks ’cause you get bored with the same ones? Got it. You want to follow the same chicks throughout their internet exploits? Many chicks here have repeat posts. Tired of American chicks? They have tons of foreign chicks? Tired of paying $30 per month for good porn? How about less than $10? Yeah – you can do that on one of their plans.
Ten fucking years of tons of daily true amateur home videos. How much smut do you think YOU could compile in ten years? Whatever the number – multiply it by tons and that’s how much shit they have here. They have over 1.6 MILLION pictures and over 59,000 home made videos! I can’t even comprehend what my dick is going to look like when I get to the end of this site.
You can even post comments and try to reach out to the sluts that you see here. Who knows – -maybe they’ll see that thumbnail of your wiggler and decide that it looks much tastier than their boyfriend’s. And, if you’re a gal or a couple – you can win some cold, hard cash by submitting your pics or videos. Fuck the shitty economy – literally.
You know when you find the perfect movie, or perfect chick or perfect pet? Well, this is just like that – only with tits and pussy. This is the perfect “real” amateur site in every way imaginable. Join it now or I will hate you forever.
And there you have it. The 10 best truly amateur porn sites on the net. None of them cost more than $30 a month even with their most expensive plan. And most are cheaper. I have thoroughly beat off the each and every one of them, and am satisfied that they are all real amateur sites, and not liar-owned sites that pretend to have amateurs. Odd are your mom or sister is on one of them, so be careful and don’t accidentally shuffle off to your sis. But don’t worry about making her feel rejected – -I guarantee you I have already cummed on her pixelated face.
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