Sometimes
when a fetish site comes along, we just have to shake our
heads. Sure, we are still of the mindset, "to each his
(or her) own,” but some of these things are really hard for
us to swallow. Take this site, for example, Wacky Insertions.
Of course it is entertaining to see some poor slut shove random
shit into her vagina -- as a matter of fact that may be the
single most entertaining thing that we can think of. But is
it a turn on? OF course any vagina is a turn on, but does
sticking a stapler or a pair of sunglasses into it really
make it more sexy? Oh well...to each his own...
Here are some of the items that we saw
them shove into their vaginas on this site: a carrot, a
soda bottle, a baseball bat, a banana (not all that wacky
really), a hammer and a corncob. Here are a few suggestions
that we have for future video shoots -- consider it a favor:
a slab of ribs (wet), a parakeet, scissors (careful with
that one), a starfish(only if you live near the beach),
a dolphin's nose, coleslaw and a catcher’s mitt. Just a
few "sexy" items that we think would really do
the trick.
Ok...so it is not all silliness -- there
are some surprisingly cute girls here. None that we would
consider drop-dead gorgeous, but very cute anyway. Of course,
we think the top tier girls are probably taking cocks instead
of bear claws in their coochies!
The video quality was great, and they had
quite a few videos for such a select topic such as wacky
insertions, so that was a nice bonus. Another nice bonus
is the amount of material you get overall when you join
this site. For $16.95 for the first month and $24.95 for
each month after that, you not only get this site, but a
dozen plus other sites as well. That is around 14 sites
for the price of one. The other sites are not this narrow
-- they have many focuses on these other sites, and many,
many super hot chicks. We doubt very seriously that you
will be disappointed with the package.
Ok...so we got a little carried away --
but come on...really? The girls are cute and they are naked
-- but we could not see the additional turn on by these
girls sticking random things in their cooters -- at least
not a turn on that would trump a cock or a dildo! That being
said, the additional sites make it well worth the money,
and this can always be one you head to for a good laugh!
Who know -- maybe they will use some of our suggestion in
the furutre!
5 out of 10.