Our Review: X Rated Midgets
This is as good a time as any to ask you, the loyal reader of
Porn Little Devil, for a favor. If you are reading this and
by some chance hear of this reviewer's demise, please, PLEASE
tell my family that I want my funeral to resemble this website
-- X Rated Midgets -- as much as humanly possible. This is as
close to heaven as I will probably ever get. Who
in the fuck doesn't love a good midget? Gawd Damn we are excited
about this one! Midget porn is hands down the most entertaining
thing that exists on this planet today. It is that simple!
Not just in the world of porn, or on the internet. THE most
entertaining thing of all of the things that are in existence
on all of this Earth. And in space too. All of it.
If you are not familiar with midget porn,
then you probably have never heard of Bridget the Midget.
No, we are not kidding...she is actually pretty famous. She
is not a bad piece of ass, either. Bridget is a cute brunette
with a petite body (sorry, we couldn't resist). Bridget is
actually a pretty sexy little thing, all kidding aside. She
is even sexier when you watch her suck a cock. And, much like
an ant, she can take a cock up to ten times her body weight.
Wait a minute -- maybe we got that part wrong. The bottom
line is that she takes some pretty large kidney scrapers in
her little snapper and does not bat an eye about it. When
you join, check out Bridget, she is a damn good lay.
One little hottie that we took notice of
besides Bridget was Twidget (no, they are not all named with
words that rhyme with "midget", this is just a coincidence...there
is actually a guy named Elmer here too). Twidget is also cute,
but a little bigger, we think, than Bridget. She’s a dominatrix
midget, which is almost an oxymoron when you think about it
(like jumbo shrimp sort of). Anyway, her video tops the charts.
Get this -- she hooks up with a regular sized girl who shaves
her midget pussy and then Twidget (the smaller one -- try
to keep up here) straps on a cock and fucks the normal sized
girl doggie style. I may be clever, but if I live to be a
thousand years old, I could not make shit like this up.
We would pay ten thousand dollars per month
for this site if that is what they were asking. Fortunately,
they are only asking $29.96(whew!). That is a mere pittance
for the goods that you get on this gem. Not only the unstoppable
shit on this particular site, but also for ALL of the material
you get in the 70 + sites that are included in the membership.
That is correct -- SEVENTY! All have original content. All
have either hot chicks, dudes or midgets. All have great quality
video and pics. We would go as far as to say that it was mighty
BIG of them to give us these sites free (this shit is just
too easy!).
What more can we say? If you have a pulse
and do not want to see midget porn, then you need to back
away from your computer right now, slowly walk to the bedroom
and go fuck yourself.
12 out of 10.
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