Our Review: XXX Movie Vault
Something has been bothering us for a very long time, and we
think now is the time to bring it up. What ever happened to
"X" rated movies? Back in the 1970s and 1980s, commonly
referred to as the "Golden Age” of pornography (although
today it is MUCH better), porno films were rated X. At some
point -- we are not exactly sure when -- they became "XXX"
movies. Let us ask you this...what about "XX"?? We
want to see a XX movie -- just once. How different can it be
from an X movie or a XXX movie? Do they show the fucking but
not the cumshot? Do they have to wear a condom at all times?
We want to know!!!!!! As it is, XXX
is the reigning rating of porn, and this site, XXX Movie Vault
has, as you would expect such a vault to have, many, many
XXX movies. Over 150,000 to be exact (well not really "exact",
but in the ballpark anyway). That is a bed full of porn! Most
of the movies are mainstream porn, with some being a little
more obscure. They are not original to the site, but the site
does a nice job featuring each film. Mega sites often tend
to neglect their actual websites in exchange for throwing
as much shit as they can on them. This one seems different
in that respect.
Their apparent claim to fame is that they
were voted the #1 movie library by Hardcore Enthusiast Monthly.
Strangely enough, we had never heard of this "publication"
prior to reviewing this site, so we Googled it. We still did
not see the "publication", but we did see 9 other
sites that are making the same claim as the #1 movie library
by this so-called publication. To give them the benefit of
the doubt, we will assume that those are for different time
periods. The bottom line, however, is that they probably could
win some kind of award. They are HUGE and they have good movies.
They also have a great network, which in
our opinion is the main reason to join. When you pay your
$29.96 to join this site for a month ($4.95for a three day
trial if you need that first), you will get access to over
SEVENTY additional sites. Now THAT is a good network. These
are not shit sites, either. We genuinely like MANY of these
70 sites (we have reviewed all of them and there are none
that are too horrible).Maybe the best part of it is that they
are all quite different and offer different interests, making
this one HUGE site in reality, with many, many different themed
areas!
Not too bad at all if you are looking for
a place to get a bunch of professionally produced porn. We
dig it.
7.5 out of 10
Visit the site: www.xxxmovievault.com
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